i am angry about bidets again

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:38 pm #443507

Bottom post of the previous page:

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Bug report: German aggression index too high, keeps declaring war on entire world.

solution: buff germans

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:01 pm #443513

imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:09 pm #443514

When you use the bidet does the water that come spraying up go through the toilet itself?

Like are you just splashing toilet water on your body and calling that better?

EDIT: I looked up some pictures and it's a separate fixture that's much better nevermind. I had pictured a geyser of water spraying out of the toilet bowl at your junk and was like hard pass no thanks.

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:42 pm

Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people

Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:43 pm #443520

why does this have this amount of replies

just wipe until you're clean, end of story

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:46 pm

BUT BUT BUT MY SOFT TUSHIE MIGHT GET IRRITATED BY THE PAPER RUBBING AGAINST IT AND IT WILL MAKE MUHAMMED'S DICK HURT EVEN MORE WHEN HE DRILLS MY PROSTATE- some european guy

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:48 pm #443522

Grazyn wrote: >you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it the best you can

americans

load your bidet with hydrogen peroxide or alcohol for MAXIMUM STERILIZATION

itt grazyn is so triggered by people not wiping their bums his way he tosses a tantrum and declares war on the US

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:51 pm #443527

Super Aggro Crag wrote:BUT BUT BUT MY SOFT TUSHIE MIGHT GET IRRITATED BY THE PAPER RUBBING AGAINST IT AND IT WILL MAKE MUHAMMED'S DICK HURT EVEN MORE WHEN HE DRILLS MY PROSTATE- some european guy

im using low-quality public college bathroom toilet paper that probably also doubles as sandpaper for the woodshop club but ive never had any problems with getting clean or having rashes or any of that. also yes my ass is hairy i can post pics if you want

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:51 pm #443528

Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people

you are literally the only one bringing the US into this and multiple people not from the US also disagree with you

calling your opinion objective doesn't make it objective

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:54 pm #443529

muhammed and bidet end in et but one sounds "ed" and the other sounds "ei"

something to think about???>>!

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:58 pm #443531

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.

You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:59 pm #443532

Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?

me

somerandomguy · Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:03 pm

Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?

Literally everyone from the us

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:10 pm #443534

I think it's just the absolute state of this community and the larger toilet subsection of the internet that every dumb argument or discussion of preference has to devolve to MY COUNTRY > YOUR COUNTRY screeching.

Like this doesn't happen in a lot of other spaces but if you look through NTR and the whole digg/4chan mutant that it is now people can't stop scraping at their own assholes to sling that shit at eachother.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:11 pm #443536

i just like being clean

Post by **oranges** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:12 pm #443537

Coconutwarrior97 wrote:i dont like the idea of cold water touching my butt

get a heated one

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:13 pm #443539

wubli wrote:i just like being clean

I've never seen a bidet in person but if I ever encountered one I would definitely try it just to see.

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:14 pm

Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?

I respect foreigners as I do a bee. When they provide me with delicious honey and work in cooperation to pollinate my crops, I will protect them. When they get Africanized and start stinging me because they're pissy, I eradicate them. The bee stings me and cries for respect and I pluck its stinger out of my arm and continue on my way as it dies from the consequence of its actions, ripping it's own vitals out in a futile attempt to dissuade me from living my life the way I choose.

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:15 pm

beesting12 is a good boy tho

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:15 pm #443542

wubli wrote:i just like being clean

Bidets splash poopy water on you which sounds like a path to a UTI

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:24 pm #443543

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:27 pm #443544

Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?

you're the fucking one antagonizing anyone who has the gall not to use a bidet because "oh lol these amerifat savages"
and then you wonder why we don't show you any respect
maybe it's because you act like fucking cunts but as soon as anything heated goes on in europe you cry to us because apparently it's our job to fix your problems

you're acting like you're morally superior because we don't wipe our asses in the same way like holy shit nigger what are you doing
not having a bidet isn't a fucking war crime and we're not saying that it's useless, we're saying that you don't need one to have a clean ass.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:03 pm #443551

iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?
you're the fucking one antagonizing anyone who has the gall not to use a bidet because "oh lol these amerifat savages"
and then you wonder why we don't show you any respect
maybe it's because you act like fucking cunts but as soon as anything heated goes on in europe you cry to us because apparently it's our job to fix your problems

you're acting like you're morally superior because we don't wipe our asses in the same way like holy shit nigger what are you doing
not having a bidet isn't a fucking war crime and we're not saying that it's useless, we're saying that you don't need one to have a clean ass.

Like a drug dealer, you got Europe hooked on your money so that you could make it your bitch. You crashed our economy with the subprime crisis. You destabilized the middle east and north Africa which caused millions of refugee to come pouring onto us, you blame us for it, and now that all the shit you stirred is starting to splash your way, you go all isolationist and tell us to fix our shit. But it's not enough, no, you have to criticize how we clean our asses as well. What else do you fucking want

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:16 pm #443553

wubli this thread has gone off the rails lock it

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:18 pm

Grazyn wrote:
iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Grazyn wrote:imagine be so entitled that you have to defend your objectively less thorough method of ass cleaning because USA>>>>>>>>rest of the world

you truly are an amazing people
Imagine being so devoid of any accomplishment in life and living in a culture that punishes any form of pride or self esteem at the expense of glorifying mud people who wipe their asses with their hands and throw acid on your women so you have to go on the internet and scream about people seperated from you by hundreds of miles of ocean cleaning their booty hole in a way you dont approve of. "WELL MY WAY OF BUTT-CLEANING IS SUPERIOR" says the euroPEON, in between heaping spoonfuls of Government Issue Semen.
You conquered your way across the entire western world and you can't even show a modicum of respect towards those you crushed under your heel.

How many people here can say their country was never bombed or couped by the US?
you're the fucking one antagonizing anyone who has the gall not to use a bidet because "oh lol these amerifat savages"
and then you wonder why we don't show you any respect
maybe it's because you act like fucking cunts but as soon as anything heated goes on in europe you cry to us because apparently it's our job to fix your problems

you're acting like you're morally superior because we don't wipe our asses in the same way like holy shit nigger what are you doing
not having a bidet isn't a fucking war crime and we're not saying that it's useless, we're saying that you don't need one to have a clean ass.
Like a drug dealer, you got Europe hooked on your money so that you could make it your bitch. You crashed our economy with the subprime crisis. You destabilized the middle east and north Africa which caused millions of refugee to come pouring onto us, you blame us for it, and now that all the shit you stirred is starting to splash your way, you go all isolationist and tell us to fix our shit. But it's not enough, no, you have to criticize how we clean our asses as well. What else do you fucking want

we want more spaghetti

SaveVatznick · Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:20 pm

Truly, the whinyness of the Bideters is a sight to behold!

Observe how he cries that the suffering of his country is not its own fault, but the fault of us wipers' country. Country never had anything to do with this discussion, yet still the Bideter comes bring it, along with the totality of all things, into this parley; he also begins to blame us for criticizing the way he cleans his ass, when it was the Bideters who started the conflict in the first place.

As they say, the Bideter cries out in pain as he strikes you. Sad!

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:21 pm #443558

I do not need to clean my waste for my body does not waste anything. I am the symbol of perfected humanity.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:31 pm #443561

Yeah I forgot about the hundreds of europeans dead in terror attacks planned by ISIS which you funded and that prospered in the environment you created.

Don't mind my ramblings, I am perfectly aware that the EU is done, it's only a matter of years before it collapses into a patchwork of psychotic autocracies fuelled by anger and fear. But you can't ask us to forget who started it all.

Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:52 pm

I just take a lot of showers.

being clean is nice

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:02 pm #443564

From "hey guys how about bidets" to "America's actions during the Cold War would cause a chain of events that ruined my country" in four pages

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:11 pm #443567

one actual reason to use bidets is to prevent "fatbergs" aka huge congealed masses of wet wipes, shit, sweat and assorted human grease that can grow up to the size of a bus and clog sewer systems

I'm not even kidding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:11 pm

Cry about the demoncrats funding ISIS during King Obama's reign some more you little fuck, maybe if one of you europeons had the decency to smother baby George Soros in his crib in Budapest you'd have been spared.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:07 am #443581

americans are barbarians

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:09 am #443583

bandit wrote:one actual reason to use bidets is to prevent "fatbergs" aka huge congealed masses of wet wipes, shit, sweat and assorted human grease that can grow up to the size of a bus and clog sewer systems

I'm not even kidding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

>>>>>((((((BERG))))))))

Post by **oranges** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:49 am #443591

Dude lol wtf happened here

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:20 am #443605

the jews did the fatbergs that crashed shittanic

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:24 am #443610

oranges wrote:Dude lol wtf happened here

grazyn got mad about how americans asses are always caked in shit because they don't use bidets or something ridiculous and then that devolved into nationalism

obscolene · Post by **obscolene** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:59 am #443626

Lazengann wrote:quit using wet wipes you fricken morons they don't dissolve and some poor bastard has to fish your wet corn encrusted wipes out of the sewage system

Implying I give a fuck about how many times Pablo has to go sewer-diving per week

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:51 am #443632

Timbrewolf wrote:I crawl up on the sink and squat like spiderman while splashing handfuls of water towards my perineum rate me.

Indian

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:22 am #443639

lol grazyn is jealous of our freedom.

*shoots guns into the air*

murica

Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:26 am

#keephighpressurewaterawayfrommyass

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:32 am #443651

CosmicScientist wrote:What happened to this thread?

Kraso wrote:wubli this thread has gone off the rails lock it

Cw3040 · Post by **Cw3040** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:23 pm #443738

CosmicScientist wrote:What happened to this thread?

no one dared respond to my proposition of daily 4L enemas

FantasticFwoosh · Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:23 pm

This thread is utter shit.

christ110 · Post by **christ110** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:30 pm #443763

i like grazyn. they play a cute liz which i once hung out with. :>~

Cw3040 · Post by **Cw3040** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:32 pm #443764

FantasticFwoosh wrote:This thread is utter shit.

if it were not for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you for that pun

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:49 pm #443772

the hut needs a thread bidet

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:59 am #443943

this needs reserves preservation admins please

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:10 am #443956

you better fucking not i will destroy this thread

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:16 am #443958

tired: use a bidet
tired: use toilet paper
tired: use both
wired: dont poop

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:45 pm #444002

Watching grazyn blow up was the funniest thing I’ve seen in NTR in a while, please preserve this thread for future generations