This is the unofficial official thread for yelling to whoever will listen about whatever cuntbag has rustled your jimmies lately.
Because sometimes you just need to vent and get it off your chest.
Note: this is not a replacement for the now defunct Ban Requests, no action will come from anything posted in this thread aside from other people going "yeah that" (or laughing at you being a pathetic ass baby that gets enraged by a crappy 2d sprite autistic atmos simulator)
Last edited by Malkevin on Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:31 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
I'm pissed off that this dude got fucked over with a permaban just because he upset HG's sensibilities and I'm wondering if it's going to become a trend to perma people for 'being rude' or some other stupid nonsense.
I played a really aggressive PAI named carlos danger that announced his own name all the time then someone else started playing an assistant by the same name
the "HE INCONVENIENCED ME BAN HE" crowd. Not people with legitimate concerns and needs to have issues resolved. I mean the banbaiters, both intentional and unintentional. The ones who go out of their way to fuck up the game for others just because they can.
Fuck you. Fuck you forever.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
that one guy that acts like an antag and ahelps when he gets treated like one
funny how they're the ones who get the admins attention. I was interrogated in adminpms for five minutes because I hid/destroyed the body of a guy who validhunted and got btfo.
bonus points to the two players that tried to metagrudge me as antag, only to grudge the wrong guy.
Reece wrote:Sybil.
Just...like all of it. It's hell.
>go to basil just so I can say I play on both servers
>generic circlejerk about how sybil is all valids in ooc
>look for rp as ghost
>only time i see it is in the bar during a blob round
>be lizard
>stun and cable cuff traitor with ebow+esword and give to sec without even hurting them
>borgs both saw and didnt care
>punch chaplains pet bat on metastation
>it bites some human
>borgs immediately valid me and space me despite humans trying to tell them to stop (hell a human without a hardsuit went after my body)
>basil is better
kek
J_Madison wrote:that one guy that acts like an antag and ahelps when he gets treated like one
funny how they're the ones who get the admins attention. I was interrogated in adminpms for five minutes because I hid/destroyed the body of a guy who validhunted and got btfo.
bonus points to the two players that tried to metagrudge me as antag, only to grudge the wrong guy.
I've had assistants throw toolboxes at me randomly and insistently, but the moment i get the upper hand and beat them to death with their own tool box i get bwoink'd by the admins, usually with the assistant claiming "he attacked first i was just trying to defend myself"
Also:
The people he keep complaining about lizards. All their arguments usually amount to "Special snowflakes" as if the humans aren't the specialist snowflakes already. With just as many customization options (if not more) and more rights, plus extra special protection from the AI. It's just such an invalid complaint when there are more benefits to playing a human over a lizard/any other race and the only "special" thing lizards get is just some flashier appearance options. Also, i'm not complaining about how lizards are treated ICly, i'm only referring to the OOC complaints.
/TG/ First and Only Sound guy
The only Dev unanimously loved least hated.
I will admit I was laughing pretty hard during your skit in the boxing ring. - seagrimr
Spoiler:
Playing on the server isn't something you're entitled to. There's an extremely small level of responsibiliy on your part to play hhundreds of hours of a free game run by fuckheads. - Stickymayhem
A retards guide on how to make a maxcap bomb in toxins.
Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.
Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.
Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.
Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.
Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.
Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.
With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.
Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
no periods = greyshit that only speaks in short phrases like "AI DOOR" "AI ROGUE" "BLOW BORG" "CULT ENGINEERING" "SEC ROGUE"
edit: its even funnier when said greyshit ends up typing a novel over why Shlomo Von Shekelstein should be banned on the ban request forums.
oh wait
topical humor
This guy gets it.
NSFW:
I will admit I was laughing pretty hard during your skit in the boxing ring. - seagrimr
Spoiler:
Playing on the server isn't something you're entitled to. There's an extremely small level of responsibiliy on your part to play hhundreds of hours of a free game run by fuckheads. - Stickymayhem
A retards guide on how to make a maxcap bomb in toxins.
Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.
Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.
Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.
Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.
Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.
Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.
With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.
Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
Ikarrus wrote:Yes the people with money should get special status and get to dictate how things run lest we upset them. This is clearly how things should be.
If you tell every subsequent donor that they're worthless and you can do without them, you're going to run out of donors pretty quickly.
Fucking fagmins changing the name of my hero thread
Also most of you seem to be confusing this for the "what annoys you thread", this isn't the thread for generic things that irk you, this is the thread for grade a naming and shaming salt
Ikarrus wrote:Yes the people with money should get special status and get to dictate how things run lest we upset them. This is clearly how things should be.
If you tell every subsequent donor that they're worthless and you can do without them, you're going to run out of donors pretty quickly.
There is nothing wrong in not wanting people to use their donations as a political tool, which is the biggest reason why SoS never accepted any, as well is the biggest concern when we actually started crowdfunding.
I remember there being a plea not to overdonate so the distribution is more spread out, exactly so we wouldn't run into situations where they can hold their money hostage. But they overdonated anyways. And they did try to do just that.
At least when I pulled my money out I kept it out unlike oranges, repeatedly using them as a bargaining chip.
Man_Shroom wrote:I'm pissed off that this dude got fucked over with a permaban just because he upset HG's sensibilities and I'm wondering if it's going to become a trend to perma people for 'being rude' or some other stupid nonsense.
Man_Shroom wrote:I'm pissed off that this dude got fucked over with a permaban just because he upset HG's sensibilities and I'm wondering if it's going to become a trend to perma people for 'being rude' or some other stupid nonsense.
looking back at it now, i would take sos shitting on sybil once a month (because for one i dont play on sybil zzzzzzzzzzz) if it meant we didnt get shit like some retards thinking that because they pay stupid amounts of money it means they're somehow special.
also im pretty sure if we complained hard enough sos would do something about hornygranny trying to make this a kicking rad place to be. mso does fuck all lmao
MSO would have put HG in the headmin trio if he hadn't won the vote
As far as I'm concerned he's just as bad as HG for enabling his shit
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
Ikarrus wrote:Yes the people with money should get special status and get to dictate how things run lest we upset them. This is clearly how things should be.
If you tell every subsequent donor that they're worthless and you can do without them, you're going to run out of donors pretty quickly.
There is nothing wrong in not wanting people to use their donations as a political tool, which is the biggest reason why SoS never accepted any, as well is the biggest concern when we actually started crowdfunding.
I remember there being a plea not to overdonate so the distribution is more spread out, exactly so we wouldn't run into situations where they can hold their money hostage. But they overdonated anyways. And they did try to do just that.
At least when I pulled my money out I kept it out unlike oranges, repeatedly using them as a bargaining chip.
Ironically I'm 90% sure Oranges was one of the people against donations in case of political pandering.
