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by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:11 am #245210

Byond account and character name:Account: Unicorn_dream Character: Miguel Eliza
Banning admin: bgobandit
Ban type (What are you banned from?):I am banned from Sybil and Basil
Ban reason and length: If you'd rather curse at the administrators rather than read the basic rules and learn how the game works, then you're going to have a bad time. Permanent Ban
Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2017-01-18 01:58:52
Your side of the story: Well, i was killed by a guy and i asked admins why he killed me and then he said "I can't say to you because if i said that would ruin the round. But then i swear to him because he wouldn't give me the reason so then he banned me
Why you think you should be unbanned: Theres no reason why i would be permabanned because i just asked why he killed me...

by **bandit** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:18 am #245212

Hi. You're missing two key parts of the story here:

1. Your response to Atlanta_Ned, the first admin, telling you that the person who killed you was a changeling, and that you can learn about changelings on the wiki, was "fuck you shitty admin." Your response to my telling you that a changeling is a type of antagonist, and that antags get objectives up to and including killing people, was "fuck you too." Then your response to my telling you that either you can read the rules and learn how the game works, or you can not play on this server, was "fuck myself."

2. This is nowhere near your first demonstration of not being willing to understand the basic rules and concepts of the game, and being a dick about it. This isn't even the entirety of your notes from this year:

From January 2:

Banned for 5600 minutes - Come back when you can play the game without killing people after greytiding everyone with an axe as a legitimate job, without telling people you're going to eat their ass, and without telling admins to fuck themselves when they don't give you a revive.

January 9:

Banned for 1440 minutes - Banbaiting. Ahelped that they were killed, I ask what happened. Reply PM from-Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): i punched a dude and then they killed me. I ask why they punched a dude. Reply PM from-Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): idk Come back when you understand our rules.

January 16:

Banned for 1440 minutes - Spamming ic chat with random nonsense, ban baiting as well, general shittery. Take a break and chill out.

You've gotten plenty of chances to learn and follow the rules, including Rule 1: don't be a dick. Your chances have now run out.

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:19 am #245213

Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:19 am #245214

Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:21 am #245217

So well if you will not unban me so just give me a temporary ban.

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:24 am #245220

by **bandit** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:24 am #245222

Logs:

[01:48:59]ADMIN: HELP: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): jack macspay killed me - heard by 2 non-AFK admins who have +BAN.
[01:50:39]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): There was a reason forit
[01:50:43]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): why?
[01:51:05]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): I can't say at this time.
[01:51:09]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): why:
[01:51:39]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): Because that would reveal potentially round-ruining information. Sorry.
[01:51:48]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): i am dead...
[01:52:51]ADMIN: HELP: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): how the fuck he is alive? - heard by 4 non-AFK admins who have +BAN.
[01:53:06]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): They're a ling, obviously.
[01:53:17]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): what is that?
[01:53:26]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): Check the wiki
[01:53:31]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): fuck you
[01:53:40]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): he kills me for no fucking reason
[01:53:46]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox): shitty admin
[01:54:14]ADMIN: PM: Atlanta-ned/(Cloan Sox)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): Thank you for your feedback, we'll be sure to take it into account! ^_^

Then I take over:

[01:55:08]ADMIN: PM: Bgobandit/(Spends-the-Fortune)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): Alright, since you think Atlanta is such a shitty admin, I'll take over. A changeling is a type of round antagonist. Antagonists exist to cause sabotage and mayhem, and get objectives to do so, and sometimes those objectives involve killing people. You can read all about them on the wiki, and I suggest you do, instead of cursing at the admins because they aren't going to lie to you and tell you what to hear. Now don't you think he was a great admin in comparison?
[01:55:39]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Bgobandit/(Spends-the-Fortune): fuck you too
[01:56:56]ADMIN: PM: Bgobandit/(Spends-the-Fortune)->Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza): OK, here are your options. You read and understand the rules of this server, or you don't play on this server. Your choice.
[01:57:09]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Bgobandit/(Spends-the-Fortune): fuck myself

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:27 am #245224

Wew good editing on these things, i just started talking to you and then you came with horse shit on me, chill out dude and don't lie ok?

by **bandit** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:46 am #245227

The logs above are the entirety of your conversations with the admins during this incident. Since you have demonstrated no understanding of the rules of the server, or of the basic workings of the game, or indeed of basic reality, as far as I am concerned this appeal is denied.

by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:47 am #245228

Oh sweet lord baby jesus can we please have this thread for the shed, it needs to be cherished

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:48 am #245229

Give us this day our daily shed.

bandit I take back a large portion of the bad things I've said recently.
This is good.

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:52 am #245230

I get a perma ban for swearing on admins?!?!??!??!?!?!?!

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:52 am #245231

it would be like a 2 days ban..

by **ChangelingRain** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:53 am #245233

tusterman11 wrote:I get a perma ban for swearing on admins?!?!??!??!?!?!?!

And then lying about having done it, yes.

by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:54 am #245234

Sometimes they don't think it be like it is, but it do

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:55 am #245235

wanna know fuck you all you idiots this servers in mine now it's FUCKED

by **tusterman11** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:56 am #245236

say goodbye to your shitty server

by **lzimann** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:56 am #245237

It's time to stop. Appeal denied. Go play somewhere else.

by **PKPenguin321** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:33 am #245273

"fuck you

shitty admin"

by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:45 am #245278

REPENT THE ENDIS NIGH OUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

THE BRAZILIAN END OF TIM>MES IS UP ON US

by **MimicFaux** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:53 am #245279

tusterman11 wrote:wanna know fuck you all you idiots this servers in mine now it's FUCKED

Careful,
his dad works for BYOND.

by **imblyings** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:55 am #245281

https://youtu.be/OosGqC3b9vo?t=217

by **danno** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:56 am #245282

shit ban

by **DrPillzRedux** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:56 am #245283

free tusterman

by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:00 am #245285

DrPillzRedux wrote:free tusterman

do it or he will eat your ass he is serious

by **Saegrimr** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:10 am #245288

tfw this wasn't my ban

by **ShadowDimentio** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:12 am #245290

C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRR

by **Jacough** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:19 am #245292

tusterman11 wrote:say goodbye to your shitty server

So did you fuck yourself or not?

by **bandit** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:24 am #245293

I just looked up this guy's notes but did it under tusterman by mistake

turns out this guy has 4 multikeys

by **ShadowDimentio** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:29 am #245294

Justice: Served

by **D&B** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:33 am #245295

Nossa, nossa, asi vocem E mata

AI see eu tu pego

by **Screemonster** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:08 am #245302

man you guys have no idea how much I was tempted to shitpost in this thread when it was still in ban appeals

by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:34 am #245305

You can't ban him. I'm a lawyer, and you can't ban him.

Also his keyboard's broke.

by **oranges** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:36 am #245307

he had to type 15 because his 7-9 keys are broken

by **Armhulen** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:55 am #245309

Screemonster wrote:man you guys have no idea how much I was tempted to shitpost in this thread when it was still in ban appeals

FUCKING THIS

by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:20 am #245313

This inspires me to shitpost in FNR again but I already got my warning :C

by **Quanti** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:36 am #245316

fuck guys you have to unban them they own the server now and it's FUCKED

by **Quanti** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:37 am #245317

nah fuck it let em keep it

by **iamgoofball** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:47 am #245318

My dad is lummox

by **Bolien** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:32 am #245319

Fuck myself

by **Whoisthere** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:25 am #245324

Fuck you shitty admin

by **lzimann** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:18 am #245331

Whoisthere wrote:Fuck you shitty admin

by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:01 pm #245336

O tempora, o mores.

by **Cw3040** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:10 pm #245341

Saegrimr wrote:tfw this wasn't my ban

I'm frankly surprised. You seem to have the worst luck getting all the shitters' attention.

Also...

PKPenguin321 wrote:"fuck you

shitty admin"

by **calzilla1** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:06 pm #245346

lzimann wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:Fuck you shitty admin

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:15 pm #245358

Banned for 5600 minutes - Come back when you can play the game without killing people after greytiding everyone with an axe as a legitimate job, without telling people you're going to eat their ass, and without telling admins to fuck themselves when they don't give you a revive.

[01:57:09]ADMIN: PM: Unicorn_dream/(Miguel Eliza)->Bgobandit/(Spends-the-Fortune): fuck myself

So good every time

So mad he even tells himself to fuck off

by **Wyzack** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:20 pm #245361

This unicorn dream has become a unicorn nightmare. Very soon it will manifest as unicorn reality.

IA IA

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:53 pm #245385

Some of you are cool

dont login to the server tomorrow

by **TheColdTurtle** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:54 pm #245401

But you don't play the game :^)

by **Armhulen** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:57 pm #245463

Wyzack wrote:This unicorn dream has become a unicorn nightmare. Very soon it will manifest as unicorn reality.

IA IA

Fuck you shitty [DWARF]