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It's coming

Post by Stickymayhem » #394696

April Fools.

The day is drawing near.

The day admins are unleashed and nothing can be stopped. The worst day of the year for everyone.

The current list:
Spoiler:
  1. No-Legs Round
  2. 10% of people are named "___ the Traitor". You have antag only if you have this suffix. Change minds is pressed randomly throughout the round
  3. Polymorph Extravaganza
  4. The Grand Egg-Hunt
  5. Obligatory Meteors (But the meteors have feelings too)
  6. Faster Than Light: Build a shuttle, engage in hyperspace combat
  7. Untitled Madness
  8. Everyone is the wizard except one guy who annoyed me in the previous round (50% protect him, 50% want him dead)
  9. Zombie Mode
  10. Battle Royale
  11. Thunderdome (The losers are banned)
  12. Admin Complaint Roullette: Try to get me deadminned based on what happened today, winner gets my admin slot.
  13. Random shitter gets the power to run an event
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Armhulen » #394697

Replace the cloning machine with the experimental cloner that allows you to clone alive people

done, it doesn't have to be stupid or crazy
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Post by Armhulen » #394698

Stickymayhem wrote:
Spoiler:
  1. No-Legs Round
  2. 10% of people are names "___ the Traitor". You have antag only if you have this suffix. Change minds is pressed randomly throughout the round
  3. Polymorph Extravaganza
  4. The Grand
  5. Obligatory Meteors (But the meteors have feelings too)
  6. Faster Than Light: Build a shuttle, engage in hyperspace combat
  7. Untitled Madness
  8. Everyone is the wizard except one guy who annoyed me in the previous round
no legs is extremely not fun
the traitor thing actually kind of sounds fun but an admin headache
change minds is not fun
polymorph is "eh" but really no option to opt out
explain
meteors is boring
ftl is fun but not really april fools?
untitled, i kind of think this one is great
i miss ragin bullshit mages but that for the entire day would get old fast

so all in all some of these are alright but we need to settle for one only
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Post by SpaceInaba » #394702

make all the players fakemins
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fuck,
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Post by Sometinyprick » #394705

the best event is the one where all the admin's get banned for April fools so they can't blow up the station twenty seven times with meteors
i play leo bonhart, feel free to grief me
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Post by WarbossLincoln » #394709

I remember a meme round where everyone started with a stechkin in their box. It didn't last long.

Sombrero round: Everyone spawns wearing a sombrero. Anyone seen by an admin not wearing a sombrero gets gibbed.
We Captain Now: Heads of staff become lizards. AI spawns with Asimov but with the word "Human" replaced by "Lizard"
Metabreak Round: Captain and some of the heads of staff are traitors.
Anti-Revs: Revolutionaries must either convert or murder the entire non-head crew. Non-converted crew must murder the heads of staff.
Mirror Universe: Everyone spawns with goatees and is an antag with the objective "Stay alive until the end"
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Post by Darkgenerallord » #394711

to be honest the actual good idea is to not make the game unplayable for 24 hours
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Post by Stickymayhem » #394713

Darkgenerallord wrote:to be honest the actual good idea is to not make the game unplayable for 24 hours
incorrect
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Post by BeeSting12 » #394715

Add a no rules round.
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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Post by BeeSting12 » #394716

and by no rules i mean zero admin intervention at all
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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Post by Stickymayhem » #394717

that's more like it
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Deitus » #394737

>tfw wont be here on the 1st

ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
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Post by SaveVatznick » #394739

Make the station take off and land at centcomm but the shuttle stays put on the station's Z level.
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Post by onleavedontatme » #394745

My april fools is gonna be removing all the admins other than the headmins from the text to keep the game playable
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Post by Darkgenerallord » #394747

Kor wrote:My april fools is gonna be removing all the admins other than the headmins from the text to keep the game playable
very good april fools kor
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #394748

Codecucks won't give us a separate branch to pr cool stuff to so April fools is gonna be lame ree
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by onleavedontatme » #394751

PKPenguin321 wrote:Codecucks won't give us a separate branch to pr cool stuff to so April fools is gonna be lame ree
The april fools branch with the auto game master was probably one of our least playable ever though.

Even Terbs as admin was more coherent than that
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #394752

Kor wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:Codecucks won't give us a separate branch to pr cool stuff to so April fools is gonna be lame ree
The april fools branch with the auto game master was probably one of our least playable ever though.

Even Terbs as admin was more coherent than that
You don't have to merge REALLY stupid shit to the branch though, just funny stuff that doesn't completely break the entire game.
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by cedarbridge » #394753

We bring back
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the Tensioner
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Post by peoplearestrange » #395328

The real question is, if Terbs isn't dead, will he be unbanned/come back for a day?!

Actually scratch that, give me admin for a day and I'll make a shitty event with sticky and it'll be amazing/shit/sad/funny/lame!
Whatever
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This is my moment, what are you doing?!
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callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
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Are you having a stroke
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Post by Bluespace » #395339

deadmin everyone but sticky and jcll and give me admin.
together we will create the best event in-game
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Post by BeeSting12 » #395349

Unironically deadmin everyone and make it no rules all day.
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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Post by captain sawrge » #395356

Ultimate April Fool: Nothing happens and the game runs normally.
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Post by Qbopper » #395382

captain sawrge wrote:Ultimate April Fool: Nothing happens and the game runs normally.
stop fucking stealing my posts

this would genuinely be really funny though if the admins and coders hyped it up beyond belief and then nothing happened all day
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Armhulen » #396108

CosmicScientist wrote:We should be able to flip tables like in CM. Reinforced ones too. Reinforced ones shouldn't be able to be unflipped and only dismantled. When they're dismantled they should go upside down instead of being dismantled.
>anything from cm

don't be gay.
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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #396230

Stickymayhem wrote:April Fools.

The day is drawing near.

The day admins are unleashed and nothing can be stopped. The worst day of the year for everyone.

The current list:
Spoiler:
  1. No-Legs Round
  2. 10% of people are named "___ the Traitor". You have antag only if you have this suffix. Change minds is pressed randomly throughout the round
  3. Polymorph Extravaganza
  4. The Grand Egg-Hunt
  5. Obligatory Meteors (But the meteors have feelings too)
  6. Faster Than Light: Build a shuttle, engage in hyperspace combat
  7. Untitled Madness
  8. Everyone is the wizard except one guy who annoyed me in the previous round (50% protect him, 50% want him dead)
  9. Zombie Mode
  10. Battle Royale
  11. Thunderdome (The losers are banned)
  12. Admin Complaint Roullette: Try to get me deadminned based on what happened today, winner gets my admin slot.
  13. Random shitter gets the power to run an event
You forgot 16 where the headmins make all servers go down for two hours for a jesus christ meme
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Post by onleavedontatme » #396233

People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
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Post by BeeSting12 » #396234

God forbid I can't have my spessmen for two hours on Easter sunday
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
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Post by imblyings » #396237

sign of gamer withdrawal

any who complained must be listed down and their ip addresses geolocated so the proper mental health service contact details can be forwarded to them
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #396238

Killing the servers on a Saturday night for no reason other than so you can jerk your dick in the discord and attention whore with no indication of when they'll be turned back on and then complaining that people complained about it on a forum specifically dedicated to said servers
HmMmMm
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by Armhulen » #396240

PKPenguin321 wrote:Killing the servers on a Saturday night for no reason other than so you can jerk your dick in the discord and attention whore with no indication of when they'll be turned back on and then complaining that people complained about it on a forum specifically dedicated to said servers
HmMmMm
GMT omg
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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #396248

I went through event number 7.

Sticky actually made it fun for everyone excluding my biased opinion because I was a sentrybot.
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Post by captain sawrge » #396290

Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
The last admin-ran "ooc" Easter prank had several complaints and angry forum threads and the game was still up, this is actually probably less backlash than I expected
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Post by JStheguy » #396291

Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
It's not THAT it went down, it's WHY it went down.
Server going down because there is an actual problem: understandable
Server going down because headmins want to be unfunny shitters: cancer to end all cancer
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Post by Cobby » #396294

Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
We wanted to try to have a way to make April fools playable codewise I don’t see how indefinite shutting down of servers (which literally makes the game unplayable) is ok.

In hindsight it was only 2 hours so whatevs but I don’t blame individuals for being upset at the time.
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Post by Lazengann » #396297

It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
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It's ok, I read Revelations to soothe the sinner's souls.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
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Post by Armhulen » #396318

Lazengann wrote:It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
GMT
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Post by Gratian » #396344

Armhulen wrote:
Lazengann wrote:It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
GMT
Oh shit, are the servers located in the UK? Was this always the case?
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Post by Armhulen » #396347

Gratian wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Lazengann wrote:It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
GMT
Oh shit, are the servers located in the UK? Was this always the case?
it has weight because terry exists now, we're an international server
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Post by Qustinnus » #396358

Armhulen wrote:
Gratian wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Lazengann wrote:It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
GMT
Oh shit, are the servers located in the UK? Was this always the case?
it has weight because terry exists now, we're an international server
literaly noone plays on there, I'm European and even I avoid that hole.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #396367

The rounds I remember
>Greentext round for a wish. The wish was used to make everyone wizards the next round. That was an unfun disaster.
>Escape to the derelict: The entire station was deleted in a supernova blast. Crew escaped to the derelict, built it up, then fought a skeletal syndicate crew with a research post on the derelict. Waz fun.
>Zombie Mode: Didn't work out all that great. Zombies kept overrunning everything due to lack of organization.
>Polymorph extravaganza: Hundreds of bees filled the hallways, then all mobs including the bees were polymorphed every ten minutes. Total fucking mess. Hilarious
>No-Leg Round: Everyone's legs were donated to the NT Veterans Association. Ended in a fight with the many-legged spidermonsters. An entire legless station on scooters lynching LEGGERS was a highlight
>Total Endgame Clusterfuck: Wizards, Space Ninjas, Meteors, Fuckapalooza
>Mindswap Traitors: Truly awful
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Post by Armhulen » #396370

Qustinnus wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Gratian wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Lazengann wrote:It wasn't even April fools yet when you shut them down dummies lmao
GMT
Oh shit, are the servers located in the UK? Was this always the case?
it has weight because terry exists now, we're an international server
literaly noone plays on there, I'm European and even I avoid that hole.
it gets more players than sybil sometimes
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Post by Qbopper » #396382

Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
you can think it's retarded that the servers were put down for a joke and you aren't allowed to play without being an entitled asshole
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #396386

Qbopper wrote:
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
you can think it's retarded that the servers were put down for a joke and you aren't allowed to play without being an entitled asshole
Not really

The core point of april fools is to forcefully smash everyone over the head with the idea that SS13 is not to be taken seriously. The pursuit of greentext, valids and MY FUN dominates 364 days of the year. Today is a reminder that SS13 is absolutely chaotic and retarded and no one is entitled to anything.
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Re: It's coming

Post by Shaps-cloud » #396392

Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
The patronizing and unnecessary nature of the announcements is what aggravated people, not the downtime, however minor it was. Then again, I dread AFD every year anyway so I always get grumpy with it
Stickymayhem wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Kor wrote:People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing
you can think it's retarded that the servers were put down for a joke and you aren't allowed to play without being an entitled asshole
Not really

The core point of april fools is to forcefully smash everyone over the head with the idea that SS13 is not to be taken seriously. The pursuit of greentext, valids and MY FUN dominates 364 days of the year. Today is a reminder that SS13 is absolutely chaotic and retarded and no one is entitled to anything.
You assign yourself far too much value. The game is 99% of the time better off with natural, emergent storylines that rely on players interacting with each other and having fun their own ways rather than getting railroaded into whatever lame buttons some bored jaded admin decides to hammer

April Fool's Day should be left with low rules and a higher tolerance for players playing pranks on each other, not admins pressing the meteor button 15 times
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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Re: It's coming

Post by Stickymayhem » #396403

I mean, there was one meteors event in the dozen or so rounds I managed.

And that emergent story shit is irrelevant to what I said lol. I didn't say it made the game better. Read my post again
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Re: It's coming

Post by Shaps-cloud » #396406

The core point of april fools is to forcefully smash everyone over the head with the idea that SS13 is not to be taken seriously.
Which is a stupid point because lots of people have fun taking it seriously
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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