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Cleansing

Post by D&B » #432909

Admins are finite. If we allow players to grow without controlling their numbers, we will soon play in chaos and poverty.

I propose we run an event in which half the players in the database are banned at random. No nepotism, no favors, no choosing. True, just, fair culling of half the playerbase will alleviate the problems high pop brings and ensure our admin team can deal with the player influx in a more controlled manner. This will allow better, more thankful players to flourish and grow in our server, and thus lead to more enjoyable, fruitful rounds.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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lying little shit with your bullshit stat
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Re: Cleansing

Post by Cobby » #432913

spacial darwinism
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Re: Cleansing

Post by somerandomguy » #432915

D&B wrote:Admins are finite. If we allow players to grow without controlling their numbers, we will soon play in chaos and poverty.

I propose we run an event in which half the players in the database are banned at random. No nepotism, no favors, no choosing. True, just, fair culling of half the playerbase will alleviate the problems high pop brings and ensure our admin team can deal with the player influx in a more controlled manner. This will allow better, more thankful players to flourish and grow in our server, and thus lead to more enjoyable, fruitful rounds.
Just port bansharks and give sticky admin powers again for a round
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Re: Cleansing

Post by Anonmare » #433009

Run a Hunger Games event but the losers are all banned
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Re: Cleansing

Post by DemonFiren » #433012

somerandomguy wrote:
D&B wrote:Admins are finite. If we allow players to grow without controlling their numbers, we will soon play in chaos and poverty.

I propose we run an event in which half the players in the database are banned at random. No nepotism, no favors, no choosing. True, just, fair culling of half the playerbase will alleviate the problems high pop brings and ensure our admin team can deal with the player influx in a more controlled manner. This will allow better, more thankful players to flourish and grow in our server, and thus lead to more enjoyable, fruitful rounds.
Just port bansharks and give sticky admin powers again for a round
alternatively, fuck the bansharks and give saeg admin powers again for a round
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Re: Cleansing

Post by Archie700 » #433076

Alternatively, throw this idea in the trash because it's stupid.
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Re: Cleansing

Post by BeeSting12 » #433077

this sounds like a post from r/thanosdidnothingwrong
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Re: Cleansing

Post by Cobby » #433081

BeeSting12 wrote:this sounds like a post from r/thanosdidnothingwrong
Sounds like something you’d do for twenty bucks :burn:
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Re: Cleansing

Post by D&B » #433084

Cobby wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:this sounds like a post from r/thanosdidnothingwrong
Sounds like something you’d do for twenty bucks :burn:
:revolver: :revolver:
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote: that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.
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Re: Cleansing

Post by Qbmax32 » #433200

my admin feedback thread


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