Headmin Battle Royale
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:13 am
Democracy keeps failing on /tg/. It is time we tried something new.
Instead of leaving the choice of who is going to be headmin in the hands of (mostly dumb) people, let their own will and might decide. The winner is the last one standing (yes, there can only be ONE).
Every headmin candidate will spawn naked on a random location in maintenance with only an assistant ID card on them. They must use their cunning, robustness and knowledge of the game to get themselves the best gear and outlast the other participants. Candidates should be able to customize their character traits, race and appearance as they please.
The map is Delta Station with only one Z level. It should be possible to access space but only to get around the station (there will be an indestructible wall around the station, 3 squares away from it). And every 2 minutes a solar flare hits the station, instantly killing anyone who is outside. There will be a warning 15 seconds before each solar flare hits.
Every 5 minutes, a npc Blob will spawn in a random location in the station and start spreading slowly and evenly in all directions. Their cores and nodes are indestructible, and these blobs are unable to reach critical mass. They will be working as a time-limit for the event, forcing people out of hiding and making them have to fight for space.
The event will be hosted on a special server, where nobody has admin powers. There can be no outside intervention.
And if the last survivors try to break the system and share victory through collective suicide, permaban them from all /tg/ servers, discord and forums forever. No appeals, no complaints, fuck you. And if the last ones die at the same time because of an accident, they get permabanned too, for being incompetent.
Space Panda
Instead of leaving the choice of who is going to be headmin in the hands of (mostly dumb) people, let their own will and might decide. The winner is the last one standing (yes, there can only be ONE).
Every headmin candidate will spawn naked on a random location in maintenance with only an assistant ID card on them. They must use their cunning, robustness and knowledge of the game to get themselves the best gear and outlast the other participants. Candidates should be able to customize their character traits, race and appearance as they please. The map is Delta Station with only one Z level. It should be possible to access space but only to get around the station (there will be an indestructible wall around the station, 3 squares away from it). And every 2 minutes a solar flare hits the station, instantly killing anyone who is outside. There will be a warning 15 seconds before each solar flare hits. Every 5 minutes, a npc Blob will spawn in a random location in the station and start spreading slowly and evenly in all directions. Their cores and nodes are indestructible, and these blobs are unable to reach critical mass. They will be working as a time-limit for the event, forcing people out of hiding and making them have to fight for space. The event will be hosted on a special server, where nobody has admin powers. There can be no outside intervention. And if the last survivors try to break the system and share victory through collective suicide, permaban them from all /tg/ servers, discord and forums forever. No appeals, no complaints, fuck you. And if the last ones die at the same time because of an accident, they get permabanned too, for being incompetent.Space Panda