/tg/Station 13

Domitius wrote:

Spoiler:

Started as John called out pizza is in cargo and a command report to have some pepperoni with a felinid twist on the wording.

[2019-12-29 22:07:18.588] SAY: CAPTTLasky/(John Gobbel) "we have plenty of pizza in cargo, we don't need pizza hut, their pizza is mediocre at best!" (Cargo Bay (72, 155, 2))
[2019-12-29 22:07:19.477] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Couwd you get us a Peppewoni Pwease

I wasn't around for the start of the shift, quickly after that report was read out this was announced.

[2019-12-29 22:07:41.816] SAY: HorzBor/(SMU-731) (priority announcement) "Don't believe Centcomm's lies. They are the one. Kill them." (AI Chamber (214, 143, 2))

I responded and chose to give them some toy sabers that have had the sound replaced with a "nya" sound effect and renamed them.

[2019-12-29 22:08:26.748] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: What awe you tawking about?
[2019-12-29 22:14:09.704] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: In a gestuwe of goodwiww we are sending down some high tech weaponwy in fwont of your showwoom. Pwease be wesponsibwe!

At this point a random event triggered for Syndicate commandos happened so I delayed it, changed the wording, and sent them in after sending the following message.

[2019-12-29 22:22:48.482] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: We want you to join us! We awe sending down some wepwesentatives soon pwease wewcome them with open awms!

They were quickly dispatched after a few casualties to the crew.

[2019-12-29 22:28:26.712] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Aw! You didn't tweat our fwiends vewy nicewy at aw! Not one bit! I hope you awe all weady when we push this big wed button in a wittle bit!

I didn't want to omit any command reports but this one was just fluff.

[2019-12-29 22:30:31.734] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Contwawy to what you might bewieve we have actuawwy quite the divewse staff hewe! We even have a moth!

Next

[2019-12-29 22:33:17.393] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Your captain has said give you ouw best shot! Send in the Wizards!

I sent in Lizard pets and one of them I gave to ghost control and made big to send the point home that I sent Lizards not actual Wizards.

[2019-12-29 22:37:10.200] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Wizard detected in your upwoad!
[2019-12-29 22:38:29.558] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Watching you kill our fwiendly wizard is making us absowutewy sick to our stomache, oh god I think we may be coughing up a haiwball.

Triggered Meators

[2019-12-29 22:47:06.730] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: We are sending ouw commander down to talk! Pwease tweat him nicewy!

Send down a ghost role named Marc to go talk and table the acting captain and then return alive if he could with instructions to defend himself but to hold back on actively removing anyone. It was rather moot after meeting him in the arrivals hallway and a brief introduction they open fired and killed him.

[2019-12-29 22:49:46.688] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: How did your meeting with ouw commander Mawc go?!?!

After that I sent down three interns to attempt to do something but not believing any would survive the initial hallway, none did.

[2019-12-29 22:51:40.045] ADMIN: Domitius/(Lola Knack) has created a command report: Oh my, that is not vewy good behaviouw! We will be sending down some special officews to help we-educate you all! ETA 5 minutes.

That's where it ended on my part. John, Prosper, and another person used the shuttle to come back to centcom, I threw them around a little bit and then the round ended

deedubya wrote:On to my criticism of the event itself...I know full well Domitius is experienced enough with the game and this community in general to know the utter shitstorm that it would cause, especially as the kickback from the felinid poll hasn't quite died down yet. Unless their intent was to disrupt the round and cause conflict, I think they should have known better than to commit to this chain of events. Take it as a vote of confidence from me when I say that I expect better things from you.

Apart from a very poorly thought out and run event that should be learned from and not repeated; they are friendly, helpful, and hella knowledgeable, and I have full confidence they'll learn from any mistakes they commit as long as they're aware of the mistake.

wesoda25 wrote:I have reviewed this admins history and would appreciate if they were deadminned. @mso do your thing

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:03 pm Nice person so far