Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:33 pm #238732

>the lizard isn't the one sexualising lizards
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jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 26, 2016 7:48 pm #238736

Lizards are pure.
PURE!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Ricotez » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:05 pm #238739

pure bullshit
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:37 pm #238745

bitch pls
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:12 am #238791

My new sketching pencil is hard to shave down. It keeps catching but I'm not sure if it's where the two halves of wood have been put together or not. The graphite seems to be broken all the way down too.

I have plenty of spare HBs but the rest of my new sketching kit comes with different H's and B's, so I'm worried they'll be buggered too.
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
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Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

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You now have one "get out of ban free" card

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It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

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Wyzack wrote:this is true art

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:32 am #239086

I regret buying the "dadlifts are hard to recover from" meme. I wish I did high volume dadlifting before.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby A3STH3T1CS » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:04 pm #239455

>when furries think
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:08 pm #239458

more like if tbh fam
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:50 pm #240033

I went to a local children's library for nostalgia's sake and was greeted by the smell of old paper and by librarians and there was this hot, uh, nerd, I guess? She was 18 or so. I immediately wanted to volunteer to work at the library but then I remembered I am taken and also thought that staining the library with bodily fluids no matter the temperature of passion would be sacrilege. Old books are like God's love, you can be bleeding outta 10 stabbing wounds and be puking up beer, blood and shit spirits but the moment you drag yourself into a library you'll feel at peace in any state.

It's like a church for people that don't church. Even if I got into drunk new year threesome with that library nerd girl it would be more like having cheap candy and comfort black tea in an unfashionable dusty sweater than something out of pornmd or whatever. Children's libraries rule. There were a bunch of books about ufos and such, when I become a wanted man they'll find me at the library reading about ufos and sasquatches and having tea with librarians. I mean all that paper yellow from age, those obscure books that only a kid would read like DRACULA VS SHERLOCK HOLMES, everything's so unfashionable, wood everywhere, those library plants. I dunno. It's just perfect. Not like a university library or a serious adult library where they tried to make it modern or artsy or whatever. No.

There was also a bunch of kids playing Dota and also in the section for the littlest kids there was a stuffed cow and a bunch of tiny adorable chairs and tables. Also there was Hamsun and Abe and that French dude and the rest of them what kind of children's library is that.

If all that shit sounds pretentious I am sorry it's how I feel fuck you can we at least agree that old libraries and the smell of old ass paper and also retarded ass books about kid detectives and shit like that are awesome in a weird way
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:03 pm #240036

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:40 pm #240038

When all you have is shitposting everything looks like a nail nice tune
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Screemonster » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:02 pm #240060

Screemonster wrote:I got my nephew a tiny chainsaw. It's got a little string chain with silver beads on it that goes round and everything.

what the hell is it with toy power tools these days actually looking like power tools, all the shit I had as a kid was shit like drills that were vaguely pistol-shaped and had a corkscrew bit on them, I'd have loved this shit when I was six.
They do a hammerdrill too and it's even got shit like that measuring rod thing you use for setting the depth of the hole you want to drill.

update: he got his chainsaw and pretty much immediately assaulted his sister with it, A+

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:50 pm #240086

I have nothing of importance to post here
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Malkevin » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:35 pm #240183

So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 02, 2017 4:19 pm #240190

Malkevin wrote:So... is everyone dreading going back to work tomorrow?

>tomorrow
>tfw free to wait another week
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby 420weedscopes » Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:04 am #240416


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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:48 pm #240434

>want to talk to my boss re me leaving
>fucker says I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW and buggers out of the office
:D
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:10 am #240650

Finally told them I'm leaving, one more month of this bullshit, then I am free and happy, and won't have to use the forums to keep myself sane at work, and everyone will be better off.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby XSI » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:18 am #240655

>Relying on this place for sanity

I hope I don't have to point out exactly what you're doing wrong here

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:53 pm #240679

I need insanity in my life to feel sane. Today I discovered Vorestation ban appeal forum though. Should help me pull through this month.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:59 pm #240681

I don't know I mean
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Your side of the story: After reading the rules, I decided that I was perfectly ready to accept whatever strange deviancy came my way if I did not specify my preferences. Therefore, I wrote a small reference to the game "Dwarf Fortress" in line with my name and dwarven character, "Urist likes furries for their degenerate nature.". The admin in question appeared to take offense to this and asked me to change it, I obliged and changed it to "Urist likes furries for their entirely non-degenerate nature." This statement keeps in line with the reference I mentioned prior, but is a complete reversal on the previous statement that offended dhaeleena. However, even in light of my certainty I still asked for confirmation that this was OK? Instead of getting a response to my question, I got "Are you serious", I assured them I was and was then promptly banned (rudely my request for confirmation was never answered).
Why you think you should be unbanned: I was asked to appeal this when I "decide to stop playing smart" (dhaeleena's decision that I was "being smart" is very subjective), and while I have no intention of being a dimwit per say I am in fact fine with changing my OOC text to something more appropriate, of course I do not understand why the OOC text I wrote before OR are after was inappropriate aside from offending someone personally for which I am DEEPLY sorry for any grievous trauma I may have inflicted upon your poor soul, god bless. As such I would like to request to be unbanned and change my OOC text once again, I will accept any guidelines provided for me and hope that I may have another chance to contribute the finest dwarven ores to the station and its desperate crew.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby A3STH3T1CS » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:45 pm #240684

Can we purge the local degenerates
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby 420weedscopes » Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:58 pm #240714

i tried out Harry Potter RP
estimated download time: 25 minutes (why did i download Shay from AC: Rogue is vastly beyond me)
estimated play time: 5 minutes

i spawned and my good boy Erik was already in waiting for me
he told me to change my name to Something Nibbles and i did since the server immediately faced me with a CHANGE UR FUCKIN NAME box
you start in a little winter courtyard, move forward and you're in the main hall
the great hall is on the left with a big 'COME HERE FOR HOUSES' sign
now there's a tiny, maybe three or four feet hallway before you're actually In The Hall
in that hallway is a sign plastered in colours and rules of shit to do with just renaming yourself (why was this not at the spawn)
so i'm reading through it because me and erik don't wanna get super banned already
erik gets frozen. i get frozen. a temp admin runs up and yells, of course in text chat, CHANGE UR NAME FUCKERS(sic)
i ask why he does not respond
a full admin comes along and asks us to change our names actually politely
erik says 'thanks for actually being polite also why should we we're still getting in'
erik is then banned by the temp admin with the full admin watching
erik has been banned for 7 days because his last name was Nibbles

Nibbles.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:19 pm #241723

I went to a place that does MMA and has a gym to ask if I can do judo + boxing and use their gym and instead the instructors kept telling me I need to do muay thai because if some drug addicts attack me on the street I won't be able to protect myself without muay thai because the addicts will lowkick me and I won't be able to do anything to which I replied well how about this throw for instance and the instructors said well let's not imagine hypothetical scenarios here ok? Then they kept telling me I can't use their gym because there's two types of muscle fibers if you lift you'll get parasite muscle just look at the rhino and at the cheetah or look at MMA all the people there are lean ok? Then the older instructor told me that okay if I pay the younger one will give me a steroid plan and some roids to which both me and the younger instructor said "no". Then I went for a free session which was pretty great and then the older instructor kept asking me if I do heroin. I'm probably not going back to that place again.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby calzilla1 » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:22 pm #241724

Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:24 pm #241725

Should've just stayed home drinking beer and playing ss13 tbh.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby captain sawrge » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:36 pm #241731

Dear diary today I hate my job!!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:44 pm #241740

calzilla1 wrote:Just had a dump truck flip over on the high way right next to us

This sounds like a fun and uplifting experience.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby calzilla1 » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:41 pm #241784

I was on me way to mag fest
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:03 pm #241788

Got back up to uni. Exams in the week after next.

My flatmate has an advert on youtube right now for amazon.co.jp "OTAKU Store".
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:54 am #241929

an actual cuck (open relationship) on facebook tried giving me the business because he found out I got him banned for a month.

it didn't bother me at first until i rolled through his albums and shit and figured out he's probably just some highschooler.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:58 am #241978

Any reason why you're linking to them?
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:58 am #241987

Because I can.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:44 pm #242114

>buy $250 meme fightstick for ps4
>get it over winter break
>cant wait to get back to my dorm and use this thing
>get back today, set that shit up asap
>it doesnt work
>look up solutions online
>find people that had similar problems and had to get replacements
>now have to replace mine

ffffffffffffffuck mmmmmmmmmmmmme
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby A3STH3T1CS » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:45 pm #242115

What's your PSN, dm that shit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:27 am #242142

A3STH3T1CS wrote:What's your PSN, dm that shit

im already getting one for free but its still a pain to have to mail the old one back
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby ColonicAcid » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:39 pm #242210

holidays are over so im back in plymouth working on my stupid fuckin experiment thats not working properly and im going to have an aneurysm trying to figure out why

on the other hand packers fucking memed on NEO YAWK so thats good.

i fell asleep after the hail mary pass by a-rod and woke up to seeing that packers both won AND odell punched a hole in the wall. the double whammy holy shit good day.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Drynwyn » Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:11 am #242422

Watched a guy in a jeep run a red light for jesus.

He went straight through a red light and a mile later pulled off into a church
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Remie Richards » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:58 pm #242567

Walked passed a busker playing Escape From the City.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Wyzack » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:01 pm #242570

was he singing in his best impression of a RADICAL TOTALLY COOL fifteen year old vocalist as well?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Remie Richards » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:14 pm #242574

Well he was youngish, mid 20s I'd say so he kind of already sounded 2fast.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Wyzack » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:19 pm #242576

That is pretty hilarious. We used to have a guy here who would busk downtown with his violin and he would always play Legend of Zelda music when we came by. It was neat, i gave him whatever change i had
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:29 pm #242579

Oh god. I can see the future now. Mario music on synthesisers in every street.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:31 am #242832

Happy birthday to me!

The main present is not having an exam on my birthday for once in three years!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:25 pm #242993

A physics showerthought from someone who doesn't know jack about physics: would ferrofluid projectiles reduce wear on railgun rails?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Remie Richards » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:57 pm #243090

Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Mervill » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:12 pm #243091

Remie Richards wrote:Strong desire to bash my head against something hard such as a wall or desk.


never bother with anyone from the southern hemisphere
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Jacough » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:14 am #243112

There's a slight chance I might be homeless again come Friday. I'm living in an SLE and my new healthcare provider hasn't gotten around to reviewing my policy application yet. If they don't get their shit squared away by then I'm getting kicked out since I guess being here two weeks without insurance is kind of a no no. I'm thinking I might have to go to their office if that happens and fuck each and cunt/cock punt each and every single one of their employees

On the bright side I've still got dental coverage under my previous provider. Thanks Premera.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby EndgamerAzari » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:24 am #243113

Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
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