Page 25 of 104

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:31 pm
by Remie Richards

Bottom post of the previous page:

I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:36 pm
by Deitus
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:40 pm
by Remie Richards
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:58 pm
by Nienhaus
Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.
But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:17 am
by Remie Richards
Nienhaus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.
But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.
Did you!?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:26 am
by Ricotez
I got another job offer on LinkedIn

they're all after my dick degree in cyber security

wish I already had it...

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:38 am
by Malkevin
Go for it, they want the skills not the paper that says you have those skills.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:13 pm
by Nienhaus
Remie Richards wrote:
Nienhaus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.
But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.
Did you!?
Yeah.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:07 pm
by 420weedscopes
this week's changelog will consist of me looking & feeling like shit
being in a hurricane for half a week will do that to you
fuck dude
hate

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:24 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Dammit.

My car wouldn't start Tuesday night and it was in the shop all day yesterday. They thought it might just be a bad battery, but they replaced it and it still won't start, so now they're gonna have to tow it into the shop and open it up to look at it. This is gonna be expensive.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:18 am
by LiamLime
Hey guys, remmember when Google had serifs in its logo, wasn't that dumb of them?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:21 am
by TheWiznard
LiamLime wrote:Hey guys, remmember when Google had serifs in its logo, wasn't that dumb of them?
google should do comic sans for april fools

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:35 pm
by Takeguru
Sister brought home egg nog yesterday

Tried it

Turned the bathroom into a warzone because it wasn't real egg nog, some probiotic shit that only has the tiniest portion of milk in it and no eggs whatsoever
I still can't keep food down

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:51 pm
by Deitus
we're supposed to get a shitton of rain today that will then transform into 11 inches of snow

11

inches

fuck midwest weather.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:42 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:32 pm
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.
pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.

in other news i wonder why the guys in my dorm always moan super loudly and sexually whenever they play smash bros

seriously its like 4-6 guys in there and they're just like "myoOoOoOoh yeah spam that laser boi" and "oh baby im gonna smash im gonna smash...!"

it gets kind of awkward at times, even if they're being ironic :C

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:57 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.
pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.
I was gonna go play board games and other nerd shit you fuckin' pud

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:50 pm
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.
pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.
I was gonna go play board games and other nerd shit you fuckin' pud
nice try normie you cant fool me, pics or it didnt happen/wasnt going to happen

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:50 am
by Malkevin
Having seen your picture I decided to peek my head out of the window...

Fucking snow down near Leeds too!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:30 am
by Remie Richards
Ok what the hell.
I just looked out of *MY* window and everything's covered in snow!

England what are you DOING.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:32 am
by Screemonster
Meanwhile in Edinburgh it isn't even raining. WHAT.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:42 am
by Takeguru
What is "snow"

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:13 am
by Deitus
reminder that you will be hearing christmas carols within 7 days.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:15 am
by TheWiznard
Takeguru wrote:What is "snow"
It's pretty much a glimpse into the depths of hell. A frozen chaos brewed in the darkest recesses of the Lucifer's Dungeon

fuck snow I hate it

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:50 pm
by Ricotez
Deitus wrote:reminder that you will be hearing christmas carols within 7 days.
Image

another month of happy-go-lucky recycled-every-year musical bullshit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:53 pm
by Remie Richards
>Within 7 days

Hahahahaha I wish.
It's been happening since p.much the day after Halloween.

also the snow didn't settle surprisingly, so the perfect white blanket is now GONE ;_;

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:44 pm
by Zilenan91
AYY TORNADOES IN CALIFORNIA THIS IS AN EXPECTED AND WELCOME WEATHER PATTERN

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:27 pm
by Deitus
Ricotez wrote: another month of happy-go-lucky recycled-every-year musical bullshit
>month

hahahhahahahahah yeah right, try 2 months minimum

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:10 pm
by Ricotez
I guess one of the good things about living in the Netherlands is that we have Saint Nicholas' Eve on December 5th and the christmas songs usually don't start until after that

on the other hand you cannot go 10 meters without seeing something related to Saint Nicholas in November

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:14 pm
by Malkevin
Had to take codeine pain killers after my ear operation.
Codeine is basically a weakened form of morphine, which is an opiate like heroin.

Stopped taking them the other day...
Remember that scene in trainspotting where Rentboy was saying what the effects of heroin are on the bowels and then what happens to him because his last hit was wearing off?

Yeah.... I only wish it was as easy as it was in the film. Felt like trying to push a stone out.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:37 pm
by TheWiznard
got like 4 inches *of snow* so a far northern indiana. fml

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:23 pm
by 420weedscopes
>literally all of the uk got snow
>except for the worcester/malvern area
t h a n k s

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:58 pm
by TheWiznard
420weedscopes wrote:>literally all of the uk got snow
>except for the worcester/malvern area
t h a n k s
thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:05 pm
by EndgamerAzari
It was 18F (about -8C) out this morning and the heat in the office broke. It's back on now, but a building this big and old takes FOREVER to warm up.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:36 pm
by 420weedscopes
TheWiznard wrote:thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.
nice
venison tasty af

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:49 pm
by Wyzack
Up here in canadaland we got snow too, and it looks like it is here to stay. Kinda sucks, but the in between slushy melty bullshit is way worse in my opinion

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:54 pm
by TheWiznard
420weedscopes wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.
nice
venison tasty af
We tend to make burgers out of it mostly but this year we left some stew meat and some chops. And it lasts us pretty much the whole year and really saves on food money when your income is lower than 5k a year

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:57 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:34 pm
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.
>winter
>going outside

literally why

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:36 am
by EndgamerAzari
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.
>winter
>going outside

literally why
Because I have a damn job and I own a coat.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:34 am
by oranges
Yeah tell em boi

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:46 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Got an email from Georgia State saying that they're working on setting up my travel arrangements for my interview next week. Even if I don't get this job, it'll be nice to go to Atlanta for a day.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:32 pm
by Deitus
EndgamerAzari wrote:
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.
>winter
>going outside

literally why
Because I have a damn job and I own a coat.
>any year
>having a job rather than living off of good boy points
>there are people in the world that dont get to eat tendies every day

i almost feel bad for you

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:42 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I'm not certain we're speaking the same language any more.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:10 pm
by 420weedscopes
TheWiznard wrote:We tend to make burgers out of it
genius

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:46 am
by oranges
Damn normies get out of my board reeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:22 am
by Remie Richards
A piece of hair moved in front of my face and I dropped my glasses because I thought it was a spider on me...
*sigh* what a good start to today.

Avatar truly appropriate for this, 8 o'clock is stupid.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:22 am
by DemonFiren
Hah, I got up earlier than that and was fine.

Except for the empty fridge. Need to go foraging...

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:50 am
by Ricotez
I spent an entire seminar today recovering my password for the login I needed for the seminar

EDIT: oh boy, the webmaster wasn't happy with that, rather than telling me the reset password he instead gave me a riddle to guess it...

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:43 pm
by DemonFiren
That's a new one.

Better than when my password turned up invalid and not even one of our local doctorates in computer science could figure out why until an hour later.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:55 pm
by Ricotez
the riddle was that he broke my password in half, added the same salt to both the pieces and then generated MD5 hashes from them. my job was to recover the original halves of the password from those hashes, the salt and the knowledge that the full password consisted of 8 lower-case letters. so actually not really a riddle, more of a puzzle.

I don't know how much you guys know about hashes, but the point of a good hash is that you can't reverse it. the best solution i could find was to bruteforce all possibilities and compare which hashes matched the two that were given, which wasn't that hard fortunately since there were only 4 variable characters for the inputs of both hashes. that means that in worst case you only have to do 26^4 computations, which is cheese cake for a computer. once i solved all the compiler errors the program i wrote to do it for me finished in less than 10 seconds.

i submitted the code to him to rub it in his face that he has to come up with something better before i beg him to give my password to me.