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A leaky faucet is better than a flooded kitchen after the plumber royally fucked up.

ShadowDimentio wrote:A leaky faucet is better than a flooded kitchen after the plumber royally fucked up.

We finally agree on something.

Can't wait til a Russian/American coalition of national scientists creates faster-than-light travel and we get the fuck out of here thank you Trump.

Timbrewolf wrote:Can't wait til a Russian/American coalition of national scientists creates faster-than-light travel and we get the fuck out of here thank you Trump.

Russians are really fucking good at rocket science. Probably because they're crazy and do things that no sane normie American scientist would do.

A bright future is ahead of us though.

America should build a bridge between Alaska and Russia

The wall comes first.

ShadowDimentio wrote:A bright future is ahead of us though.

very bright

Either the American ruskiy coalitin gets FTL or everyone else does to flee the tag team of the century. Red heat.

America could probably take the entire world on in a fight if we wanted to, America and Russia as a tag team would be completely unbeatable.

ShadowDimentio wrote:America could probably take the entire world on in a fight if we wanted to, America and Russia as a tag team would be completely unbeatable.

china could probably put up a fight, but not much else tbh

They have a lot of troops. But troops don't mean shit if they can't boat them over to our turf, which good luck we have 12 aircraft carriers.

Russia and china touch tho. We gotta build a great wall around china to keep them chorcs out of brother russia

Fortify that border yo, can't let our cheeki breeki bro get dunked.

why delay the inevitable, let's rename our planet TRUMP already

Back 2 r/enoughtrumpspam rico, the wall is waiting

that kind of shit's been happening on both sides funny stuff

Standard my side's president is in the office sacred your side's president is hitler/antichrist bullshit.

Neither side respects the position of president at all really.

Calexit when

Wouldn't they just die of dehydration in a couple weeks? You can't drink shotty indie games or failing startup companies

when you put it like that it's not such a bad idea

the Electoral College doesn't vote until mid December and technically they don't have to vote for the candidate who won their state, but the only way this shitshow could get even worse is if they vote for someone else

I'd honestly risk Trump over the kind of political instability that would cause

Near twice the population of australia almost as dry and an 18th the size what could go wrong?

the "but maybe the electors will vote hillary!" meme is another absolutely idiotic thing.

here are your electors: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... tors,_2016

now read this list, and look at the republicans on it, and do even a tiny amount of research, and ask yourself whether there is a remote chance it will happen

When you're convinced the earth is about to collapse into itself you'll bet on anything, even a shit bet.

Ricotez wrote:the Electoral College doesn't vote until mid December and technically they don't have to vote for the candidate who won their state, but the only way this shitshow could get even worse is if they vote for someone else

I'd honestly risk Trump over the kind of political instability that would cause

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Vote Jeb Bush for Electoral college

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How can people still believe that Sanders had even the slightest chance against Trump anyway? Trump would have ripped the flesh from his bones, come the election he would have had voters believe that Bernie was a dangerous baby-eating communist, a grave dodger and a senile, confused weak old man. He would have won in a goddamn landslide against Sanders, I'm talking Reagan VS Mondale scenario here. People are delusional.

Grazyn wrote:Bernie was a dangerous baby-eating communist, a grave dodger and a senile, confused weak old man.

You say this like its not truth?

Bern showed his true colors after he cast his lot in with Hillary, the establishment, in order to keep his career as a Democrat instead of sticking to his anti-establishment policies and going FUCK THE SYSTEM IT STOLE THE NOMINATION FROM ME REEEEEEEEE

Bernie hates Trump so much that he preferred the establishment to him

He's an idiot then

idiot
noun
"anyone I disagree with"

bernie can still win meme here

DemonFiren wrote:idiot
noun
"anyone I disagree with"

Someone who would sooner sell out their loyalty to the human personification of corruption and the ills of the establishment to spite the other guy running over to smash up the establishment with a bat is an idiot.

ShadowDimentio wrote:Someone who would sooner sell out their loyalty to the human personification of corruption and the ills of the establishment to spite the other guy running over to smash up the establishment with a bat is an idiot.

in which ShadowDimentio finally acknowledges that he himself is an idiot

Can't stump me kiddo, can't be done.

ShadowDimentio wrote:When you're convinced the earth is about to collapse into itself you'll bet on anything, even a shit bet.

honestly watching a microcosm of the stages of grief play out after every single electoral decision has been a fun sport lately

In the end, none of this shit really matters.

What does matter is that with a house and senate fully republican, there will be very little stopping Trump.

welp trump has already started to dump the presidency on pence http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/12/us/po ... binet.html

Really making me think

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... story.html

>trump isn't repealing obamacare anymore

>trump isn't prosecuting hillary

>trump isn't building the wall

WHERE IS YOUR MAKING YOUR AMERICA GREAT AGAIN NOW

>Washington post
What did (she) mean by this

Didn't the WP at one point put up like 20 articles in 12 hours attacking sanders during the primaries and then the moment the result came in turn around and shriek "WHY DIDN'T SANDERS GET THE NOM HE COULD HAVE WON"

sauce: this wall street journal interview that is paywalled http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trum ... 1478895339

On President Obama’s health-care law, for example, Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal on Friday that he would like to keep some parts of the law intact and may seek to amend the statute rather than repeal it. Trump said he came to the conclusion after Obama, during Trump’s Oval Office visit Thursday, suggested areas of the law that should be preserved.

Trump suggested provisions that prevent insurers from refusing coverage for preexisting conditions and which allow children to stay on their parents’ health plans until age 26 should stay. “I like those very much,” he said.

I still don't really like Trump, but... He's open to negotiations, which is more than you can say of a lot of other politicians. He also removed the whole thing about a ban on muslims entering the country from his website before the elections, which leaves me hopeful that he'll go about that in a less racist way as well. I guess the question now is that when he says he is "the voice of the people", which people he is talking about.

But the Democratic and Republican parties still hate each other, now more than ever. There has been an increase in hate crimes against minorities fuelled by racists who voted Trump for his foreign policies, but Clinton voters have also attacked Trump voters, and several of the #notmypresident protests turned violent. Let's all stop being bloody daft idiots for a second.

Well most (if not all) of those racist quotes by Trump aren't actually racist. He wasn't racist against Mexicans: he only said mean things about illegal immigrants, and even recognized that some are good people. He wasn't racist against Muslims: Islam isn't a race, and even if you want to call it racism anyway, he was only talking about immigrants (again) from some unspecified middle east country. He wasn't an antisemite: his daughter is jewish, and his grandchildren are too. He wasn't racist against asians: he only attacked the Chinese on economic issues. And I don't recall him saying anything bad about black people.