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If Anon3 posts it i will post my pasty skellington ribs

Remie Richards wrote:I don't cook.

Learn to cook, even if it's just eggs or something. Do whatever it takes to not be a dependant of the man, because when he takes that precious teat away the world gets a lot more colder and the vultures get a lot more bolder. Ya dig?


Also I can't drink milk, I can barely stand smelling the stuff. I'll use it for cooking though fo' sho'.

oranges wrote:Stop fishing for compliments and post the pic you blueballing fuck

I'm not fishing for compliments and I don't want to post pictures of myself.

But yeah what Galv said. Cooking is fun and really rewarding. When you're eating something that actually tastes good and is really filling and you're like "I made that!" it's nice. You can save a LOT of money and eat great if you just put the effort into planning ahead a few meals and buying the ingredients to some things.

I live by myself, only ever feed/cook for myself, so I cook a lot of really simple nutrition shit. Lots of lean meats, beans, rice, salads, some pastas. I'll make a desert every once in a while but I'm not huge on sweets and stuff like that. If I'm hungry I would rather just eat more of the main course than fill up on garbage afterwards.

I do still have a sweet tooth for candy and junk food though. Pizzas and fast food I can't say no to. I try to restrict my snacking to fruit and nuts though. Get a ton of peanuts, bags of apples, stuff like that.

I want to experiment making my own pemmican and granola since I've been playing too much Cataclysm and I keep thinking "Yo I could do this". I would love to homebrew beer for the craft of it but I don't let myself drink anymore so no go on that.

Being able to go into the kitchen with a bunch of basic stuff and put a good meal together is like, the #1 most attractive thing to a lot of people, guys and girls alike. It shows that you have some amount of responsibility, that you can provide, that you're not filthy, etc.

Remie Richards wrote:I don't cook.
and I only use milk for cereal/a drink, which semi-skimmed is perfect for.

So why does your IRC nick always change to Remie|Cooking when you're getting food then?

Easier to type than Remie|Kebab-Shop


And get a slow cooker, best way to make easy and cheap meals for yourself that are tasty and aren't full of shit.
Live off chilli, freeze the leftovers and nuke them all week.

I want to say we have had discussion on the topic of slow cookers/crock pots before and decided that they're fucking amazing.

They're great and the only thing I don't think you can do with one is bake a cake. I'm probably wrong about that.

Yes I am wrong about that.

I got a crock pot for Christmas a couple years ago and everything I tried to make in it came out bad. It was edible, it just didn't come out right. It's so fucking frustrating when you keep trying over and over and every recipe turns out mundo garbo.

Plus it doesn't even have an adjustable timer, just 4 different time settings what the hell

Most of the units I've ever owned have just had a temperature dial and you have to keep track of the time on something else.

An0n3 wrote:I think I might go buy a Moto G4+ today how does that make you feel?

i have bought the same
phone bros

EndgamerAzari wrote:

420weedscopes wrote:THAT FUCKERS ONE IS SO GOOD

I WON BOTH

GOOD

PHONE BROS
While I was buying my phone I accidentally talked another lady who was shopping for phones into buying one too.

Thunder11 wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:I don't cook.
and I only use milk for cereal/a drink, which semi-skimmed is perfect for.

So why does your IRC nick always change to Remie|Cooking when you're getting food then?

It's mostly me doing the dishes while something cooks in the microwave, and then I add things like melted cheese to it.
I've said before it's not really "cooking" (especially because as before, about 50% of it is just doing dishes)

Malkevin wrote:Easier to type than Remie|Kebab-Shop

Literally never had a kebab.

If any of you pieces of shit are looking for a new ringtone I'll share mine with you

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dxlfnmagt85mc ... e.mp3?dl=0

Fug
FUG

The pre-course homework for the Software Guild starts today and I'm already shitting bricks with panic

I completely filled my freezer last night, I am now prepared for night shifts for the next... fuck knows, however long it takes for me to get bored of chilli, tikka masala and bouillabaise.
I should make and freeze some rice as well but those microwave bags are only 50p so fuck it.

I need to add some more things to my repertoire of "shit I can just make an entire stockpot of and live off for the next month" 'cause while I do like cooking and pretty much refuse on general principle to eat ready meals, some meals don't scale up too well.

Going to head out the door in a sec to a job interview. There's a position at a local electronics lab repairing and reissuing all sorts of different doodads for a couple different industries.

My synth business has made money and continues to do so but it's just highly irregular and causes me a lot of stress still trying to figure out bills and food and stuff when you can't plan on any money being around for sure. Having a steady paycheck will fix all that as well as providing more fuel to make that project grow.

In addition, working there will build up some core skills I need to keep sharp for my own business. It's a good source of both pay and practice for the technical skills I'm making my bread and butter on.

Wish me luck.

Get it fam

Ya got dis Anon! You're like, the best!

You can feel free to use this forum as a reference on your resume. I will be expecting a forum pm from your soon to be employers asking me about your qualifications

I support that

Fun fact, in some countries being SS13 admin is legally equal to lower/middle management experience. Check your local laws to see if 2d spessmans is actually an investment into your future

An0n3 wrote:PHONE BROS

also good background

edit

Hello,
We thought you'd like to know that we've dispatched your item(s). Your order is on the way, and can no longer be changed.

h y p e

Yeah it's a great phone. One complaint:

You can access the camera even if the phone is locked up, so someone can take your phone and take all the dick picks they want with it. I'm pretty sure this works for ALL the gestures you setup so be careful with that.

On the flipside the gestures are pretty cool. You can program different motions with the phone to do different things so like snapping it 90 degrees to the side and then back upright might bring you right into text messages or whatever.

Also it has a fingerprint reader right on the front. Recommend scanning your right thumb with it as a lock so you can unlock your phone by just touching your thumb to it instead of using a bunch of gestures, patterns, or a number combo.

*rant about how you shouldn't store biometric data in a smartphone*

I did it too though

I reported some basic bitch at work for fucking with a disabled coworker and she spread rumors I got fired during my days off.

Her face when I come in and she gets pulled into the directors office.

What did she do to that disabled guy?

And why the shit would anyone start a rumour like that?

She mocked him and spread rumors about him. I work for a third-party company so she's an idiot for saying I got fired on the spot by their boss, especially when I'm still signing in on the logs. The director can ask me to leave but he didn't say anything to me.

She's on her last strike now which is cool.

Spider has crawled into my den of black wires below my computer.
I guess I'll see you guys in a week?

spiders aren't to be feared

didn't you learn anything from that episode of peppa pig that got banned in australia for telling children that spiders aren't to be feared?

we in there

also an0n I lied to you I didn't get the plus so I don't even have a fingerprint reader
this thing is probably not even going to leave my house

>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.

Might as well use the landline your ISP insists on you paying for to access the internets

last time I actually had a handset plugged into my landline I found that I was two swapped digits away from a taxi company's number

after a very short while I stopped bothering to tell clubbers at 3am that they had the wrong number and just started telling them the taxi was on the way

Screemonster wrote:spiders aren't to be feared

didn't you learn anything from that episode of peppa pig that got banned in australia for telling children that spiders aren't to be feared?

Malkevin wrote:>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.

Might as well use the landline your ISP insists on you paying for to access the internets

we've had a landline my whole life, and use it quite often too. probably because my family isn't big on the cellphone game and it took like 8 years to even get an android tracphone.

Over here, spiders are bros

They stop mosquitos and they just sorta sit in a corner being all "Don't mind me, just eating those parasites that want your blood"

Me and spiders have a working relationship. If they are outside i will not fuck with them. If they are inside then they better make a damn good effort to stay entirely out of my sight, lest they be killed.

For whatever reason i dont find the fuzzy jumping spiders scary at all. Probably has something to do with all the closeups of their cute faces i have seen

also maaan, this last couple of days.

It's been shitty and rainy pretty much all year and mother nature has decided to give us all of July's sun at once.

Doth I sense a britfag?

indeedy

I feel like someone beat me all around the lower torso with a Wiffle bat filled with sand. It should not be possible to be this out of shape!

I've had this weird cough the last couple days and it seems to be getting worse?

Not really sure what's up with that.

As a six billion people said in Stephen King's "The Stand." there is nothing worse than a summertime cold

Just got a call with a job offer. Neato. Taking it.

Holy shit, the day after the interview? Congratulations!

Screemonster wrote:

Spoiler:

indeedy

SCOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAND

What a nice castle behind that big ugly fucking gray thing.

Malkevin wrote:>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.

considering it's a phone for recording on
yeah i don't think i'll be going to The Local Park (12 miles away) to fuckin record a goddamn let's play
get out

an0n some apps will take over The Whole Screen subsequently erasing my back/menu buttons
how the heck do i get back to the menu from that
i've kind of walked around the wall by locking and unlocking the phone then quickly menuing out but surely there's like a Button Combination right

Huh? Apps like what? What are you using that does that?

My favorite part of the phone so far is the slow motion feature. Taking those kinds of videos used to take a ton of really expensive equipment ages ago so I'm just super impressed to have that on my $250 phone.

i have a samsung galaxy s3 and i'm thinking about getting a new phone because i'm like 90% sure the battery has deteriorated into nothingness

My previous phone was from 2011, so I really needed the upgrade.

This is bullllshiiiiiit

I'm over 40 pounds overweight and my body completely freaks out if I don't eat for three hours. Like, full-on shakes and sweating and feeling like I gotta pee all the time. Why the FUCK am I carrying around all this fat if I start starving in less than a quarter of a day?!

If you can not do less food in, do more exercise to get that energy out?

I may not be in shape, but at least my body doesn't try to start a nations round if I don't eat for a few hours

Man, I exercise every day--I usually go to the gym five times a week, and I walk at least five miles total a day. It's not like tweaker shakes--it's like "diabetic episode" shakes. I'm not diabetic or anything like that, so I don't know what the hell it is. It blows when you're trying to lose weight and your body freaks out when you're not gorging yourself.

420weedscopes wrote:

Malkevin wrote:>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.

considering it's a phone for recording on
yeah i don't think i'll be going to The Local Park (12 miles away) to fuckin record a goddamn let's play
get out

No, you get out.
And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay




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