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420weedscopes wrote:

Malkevin wrote:>Buying a phone so expensive you don't want to take it out of your house.

considering it's a phone for recording on
yeah i don't think i'll be going to The Local Park (12 miles away) to fuckin record a goddamn let's play
get out

No, you get out.
And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay




Its hot, the wind has stopped.
Moisture is descending from the sky.
This is me
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EndgamerAzari wrote:This is bullllshiiiiiit

I'm over 40 pounds overweight and my body completely freaks out if I don't eat for three hours. Like, full-on shakes and sweating and feeling like I gotta pee all the time. Why the FUCK am I carrying around all this fat if I start starving in less than a quarter of a day?!

Worms.

Did you seriously just suggest that intestinal parasites are the reason I'm obese?

No, you oversized psychological crash dummy, they're the reason you're perma-hungry.

DemonFiren wrote:you oversized psychological crash dummy

THAT'S a new one.

In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know. The last medical test I had was a blood screening and I don't think that kind of thing gets detected that way.

There's tests for it

But I forgot how they work

They're basically all stool sample tests from what I've read.

On a related note, don't Google "intestinal parasites".

Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.

ThanatosRa wrote:Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.

I asked myself the same thing when I binged it all ages ago...
Although I can trace the blame back to Miauw, as he posted the "Be Aggressive" song from the original shorts, and I found the song funny and looked up it's origins.

Remie Richards wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Why am I watching fucking China, IL. FUCKING CHINA IL.

I asked myself the same thing when I binged it all ages ago...
Although I can trace the blame back to Miauw, as he posted the "Be Aggressive" song from the original shorts, and I found the song funny and looked up it's origins.

I actually find it rather funny. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!? WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

It was pretty good.
I actually can't remember much of it at all.
Just like a faint memory of something bizarre as fug, which is appropriate.

Superjail was good too.

Rick and Morty is great.

Adult Swim's doing pretty good tbh.

EndgamerAzari wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:you oversized psychological crash dummy

THAT'S a new one.

In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know. The last medical test I had was a blood screening and I don't think that kind of thing gets detected that way.

itchy bum hole, usually at night

Remie Richards wrote:It was pretty good.
I actually can't remember much of it at all.
Just like a faint memory of something bizarre as fug, which is appropriate.

Superjail was good too.

Rick and Morty is great.

Adult Swim's doing pretty good tbh.

I haven't been playing much for a bit, But in the times i have, I'm surprised I haven't seen a bald assistant named Baby Cakes doing stupid and bizarre shit around the station.

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New computer chair arrived today

It's purple when I ordered blue, but I don't really care, it's comfy and I'm tired of using a metal folding chair

I feel like going home and drinking myself to sleep while listening to depressing indie music. Tired of grieving.

What's up fam?

Nothing some rum can't fix. Any suggestions for ~$30 that doesn't bite much?

ron abuelo 7-year is like $20.

hitting the bottle over shit fucked me up bad but i understand where people come from when it happens so i don't lecture them about it. but if you don't have to drink, don't. talk, walk, go on a long drive, something.

Cheers fuckers

Drinking doesn't solve any problems but it does help you put some distance between yourself and the issue.

Eventually you do have to stop drinking and face things for real. Drinking delays that, which isn't always bad.

Unless you keep on drinking.

And then you die of liver failure before having to deal with it.
Although you'll probably end up dealing with it whilst you're shitting yourself to death in a hospital bed because the docs won't let you drink anyway...

Lemme tell ya, dying by puking up bloody chunks for hours is not a fun way to go.

The correct way is to not sleep on your side so you choke on it.

Also I got convinced to try a macchiato instead of a latte and oh my lord it's way better.

EndgamerAzari wrote: In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know.

Be glad you can't tell.

DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte

I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?

DemonFiren wrote:

DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte

I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?

Normies aren't autismal about their coffee.

Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git. I hope it stuck.

I bought up the last couple months of Netrunner expansions I needed to get back up to date. I hadn't been paying much attention to the game but I want to go for it again.

I placed 3rd overall in my city's store-tournament and was pretty disappointed by it, got salty, and stopped playing for a bit.

DrPillzRedux wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:

DrPillzRedux wrote:macchiato instead of a latte

I...
Wow.
Have those responsible for the creation and distribution of caffeinated hot beverages truly forgotten that the correct term is latte-fucking-macchiato and that using either word on its own means you're drinking "milk" or "stained"?

Normies aren't autismal about their coffee.

Hipsters don't count as normies anymore?

Wasn't aware hipsters and other trendies weren't considered normies.

Well it's 2 hours and 20 minutes after the time they last called me.
I haven't got this job have I?

Give it a few days

They might need to ask their boss or have a meeting with the other management

An0n3 wrote:Huh? Apps like what? What are you using that does that?

many video game apps

Malkevin wrote:And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay

why would i need shadowplay for recording a phone's screen

EndgamerAzari wrote:Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git.

OH NO

420weedscopes wrote:

EndgamerAzari wrote:Yesterday I learned the basics of using Git.

OH NO

Even worse

Today I had to use it to upload some other assignments and after a couple false starts I REMEMBERED HOW

420weedscopes wrote:

Malkevin wrote:And buy a webcam and a delicious nvidia card capable of running shadowplay

why would i need shadowplay for recording a phone's screen

I didn't realise people watched lets plays of boom beach and other phone trash games.

Suddenly my opinion of the masses somehow managed to get lower.

thanks for adding to my list


an0n i figured it out
try and pull down the notifications thing and it'll give you your menu buttons

The double-chop for flashlight is the coolest shit. I don't know why I'm so happy with it but I am.

Hold the phone in your hand and slice it forward twice like you were chopping onions or something with it.

Christ I've felt like crap the last few days. Got some random cough and allergy symptoms.

Took some anti-histamine earlier and still feel like shit, took some more painkillers for the ever present headache.
Maybe it's something in my diet being all fucky? My sugar intake has been kinda high the last week, my sister and her family are in town so I've been spending time with them and my parents and they all eat terribly.

Hoping it's just that and nothing more serious. Going to defrost some hamburger for dinner tonight, avoid any sugars or other weird shit and see if I don't feel better tomorrow.

Could be the weather

I know I get awful headaches sometimes when the weather is stormy and rapidly changing from very windy and raining to dry and no wind
I know the weather over in Europe has been shit lately

What's wrong with git? Better than CSV

I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

Ninja.

Remie Richards wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

Ninja.

Besides that. I should also mention it must be civilian. I'll never get into the military in my current body state. Or with my eyesight.

ThanatosRa wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:I need a change in career. What profession is the polar opposite of Computer technical work, Call Centers, and office work?

Ninja.

Besides that. I should also mention it must be civilian. I'll never get into the military in my current body state. Or with my eyesight.

Bus driving Ninja.

Lumberjack.

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@Anon3 - have you been around strange air-cons recently?
Air cons are fucking dirty plague machines.

I'm pretty sure spending a lot of time in a server room with a funny smelling air con is what caused my chronic ear infection a couple of years back.

Malkevin wrote:Lumberjack.

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Until I saw what video it was, I was going to reply to this with the same video.

I'd actually seriously consider this. Lumberjack sounds incredibly simple and sane compared to the mental anguish I have to deal with. I'd rather use dangerous tools in a forest at the mercy of physics and trees. Every second fucking up trees could be my last. And I would both be at peace, and happy, with that.

it's technically the 22nd in england
so it's my birthday
yay
I'm 19 now.

Remie Richards wrote:it's technically the 22nd in england
so it's my birthday
yay
I'm 19 now.

Happy Birthday you cute lil' baby! So young and full of life, ambition and all that cliche stuff!

What is the legal drinking age in bongland?

Thanks Galva c:

like, 16 Wyzack, although we have that rule where 5 year olds+ can drink in their own homes with a meal.
I don't really drink though, I had 1 glass of babysham at a christmas 5 or so years ago and was sooooo tipsy I couldn't solve some puzzles I'd gotten that year,
and I drank some nice apple sours about 2 months ago at a friend's game night (Card against humanity, Just Dance, etc.) but it didn't really have an effect haha.