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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:54 pm
by XSI

Bottom post of the previous page:

I´m pretty sure that VR thing is going to get used for porn

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:50 pm
by ThanatosRa
Being a fucked up ball of unfounded guilt again.

I swear sometimes I just want to be purposely unreliable and incompetent so people will never rely on me. That way I'll never fail them.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:57 pm
by Qbopper
CosmicScientist wrote:I love rolling a 1 at a critical junction followed by a party member rolling a 20 and saving your arse.


Went to a talk from a man in industry, most of my module group weren't there but thankfully the module it was aimed at had full attendance (durn masters students watching dota instead of doing their team project, not even playing it).

Their product is something I think they have working for or will be working for smartphone VR. They said in the talk but I can't remember. Think VR Skype.
[youtube]GGOYmKFkom8[/youtube]
They want to get lip syncing working and there was something about hand gestures being linked with how you say things since you can't really do hand gestures otherwise.
I don't see why I would use this when altspace exists, though

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:29 pm
by ThanatosRa
One i handed off to a relative because I'm not up for it. Just stuff around the house otherwise.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:35 am
by ThanatosRa
I'm sure a new project would probably help focus me, but I'm pretty sure cleaning up my room and file cabinet will have to do for now.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:30 pm
by Qbopper
oh shit my man john wick 2 comes out this weekend and I'll actually be in a town with a movie theater then

(yes, my town is so in butt-fuck-nowhere that we don't have a movie theater anymore, point and laugh)
Spoiler:
why are we still here? just to suffer?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:39 pm
by Wyzack
Fuck dude John Wick the first was so fucking good.


Movie theatre at the nearby uni is playing Drive at midnight on friday, can not fucking wait. Drive is maybe my favorite movie

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:12 pm
by Deitus
apparently my dorm is offering a free day at a ski lodge this month

pffft socializing when i could be slipping the hos

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:19 pm
by DemonFiren
Dammit, I hate it when the skin under my fingernails itches.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:49 pm
by PKPenguin321
Qbopper wrote:oh shit my man john wick 2 comes out this weekend and I'll actually be in a town with a movie theater then

(yes, my town is so in butt-fuck-nowhere that we don't have a movie theater anymore, point and laugh)
Spoiler:
why are we still here? just to suffer?
gonna go see it with some friends later next week but i never saw the first one quick tell me the summary of the first one so i can make small talk etc

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:35 am
by Nienhaus
Image

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:51 am
by WJohnston
:+1: good meme my shit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:50 am
by Jacough
Spoiler:
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My shower door exploded and I had to get five stitches on my right foot, the base of my left thumbnail glued back in place, and some minor cuts on my legs cleaned out

Shown: Blood
Not shown:more blood

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:23 am
by Jacough
CosmicScientist wrote:Fuck me, is that red tipped thing standing in the shower basin a piece of glass with blood? I hope you heal okay.

How'd it happen? Any clue? I'm glad you didn't get hit anywhere else with edges.
Nah that's a broom. The glass was safety glass I guess so it shattered into tiny chunks instead of shards. The door had come off the tracks and was stuck. Not sure if I just used too much force trying to slide it open or what but it just completely shattered and sprayed glass everywhere

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:36 am
by Malkevin
Must be Chinese safety glass if it still cut you up

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:19 am
by Whoisthere
I played murican football yesterday as a guard and it was fun but made me feel like I'm in special olympics with all the silly finger-breaking helmets and armor and frequent stops and all that.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:45 am
by Whoisthere
Also the girls looked a bit weird and some of the ""athletes"" on my team had HUGE GUTS and there was a ""powerlifter"" who was like the stereotypical all fat no muscle maximum back arch dude. The team needs to roid, especially since the main competitor team roids and has a 160kg dude and our fattest guy is like 130kg at best.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:40 pm
by 420weedscopes
i fucked up two dates in very quick succession last night
ok

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:47 pm
by Malkevin
Nigga, nevar double book

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:08 pm
by 420weedscopes
same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay
that's two dates kill

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:25 pm
by Jacough
A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass.

He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:32 pm
by Wyzack
420weedscopes wrote:same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay
that's two dates kill
Fuck that dude you dont deserve to be treated like that. Good on you for telling her to piss off

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:47 pm
by Jacough
420weedscopes wrote:same girl
chain of events
we plan A Week Ahead
on the night she says she's actually not feeling it
i got angry about it and yelled a lot then retreated to my own hole
that's one date kill
later on she said On Second Thoughts I'm Feeling It Now
i reply to her I'm Not Feeling It and she says Okay
that's two dates kill
Why didn't you just fuck her the second time around and then block her number and cut all contact with her afterwards?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:22 am
by Whoisthere
Jacough wrote:A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass.

He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight.
What's so gay about it? Maybe if they were positioned in such a way that their balls were touching, it would maybe, MAYBE be KINDA gay, but just sucking a man's dick and eating his ass? What's gay about that, me and my bros do that all the time, and we're all straight.

No homo.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:31 am
by Screemonster
"I'm not gay, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:41 am
by nsos
Screemonster wrote:"I'm not gay, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
literally this

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:49 am
by IrishWristWatch0
Had my second interview for my first security job today. Honestly went really well. Dude was trying to sell ME the job. Which is reassuring.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:31 am
by 420weedscopes
Jacough wrote:Why didn't you just fuck her the second time around and then block her number and cut all contact with her afterwards?
as i said the second time around was In Quick Succession so The Same Night
also i'm not a scumbag of a human bean

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:42 pm
by ColonicAcid
Whoisthere wrote:Also the girls looked a bit weird and some of the ""athletes"" on my team had HUGE GUTS and there was a ""powerlifter"" who was like the stereotypical all fat no muscle maximum back arch dude. The team needs to roid, especially since the main competitor team roids and has a 160kg dude and our fattest guy is like 130kg at best.
hey man,,,,

leave the oline/dline alone.... linebackers gotta be DAD fat to guard the ALL STAR quarterback.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:38 pm
by DemonFiren
Is your flatmate a (((Jew))), or why is there an (((echo)))?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:52 am
by Deitus
i just finished watching hardcore henry, hot damn that was some good shit. probably my new fav movie tbqh

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:56 am
by 420weedscopes
CosmicScientist wrote:I'mma baker now.
quarter your strawberries, you can fit a lot more and have them go around in a ring shape
consider using raspberries or blueberries for the gaps in the top, honeycomb shavings is also a good shout
the upper tier looks a little burnt
try to spread the cream just over the edges of each tier
consider separating the cream and mixing honey in with the in-between layer's one

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:02 am
by DemonFiren
Weedscopes, you're supposed to be baked, not baking.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:39 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I died of carbon monoxide poisoning and god sent me back to earth to punish all of you for wearing mixed fabrics
Check your batteries

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:51 am
by ShadowDimentio
I couldn't for the fucking life of me remember what the word "propaganda" was, and then forgot again as I was writing this.

Send help.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:47 pm
by Remie Richards
DemonFiren wrote:Weedscopes, you're supposed to be baked, not baking.
he used to be a chef dummy.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:39 pm
by Remie Richards
Bill Paxton's died, it's truly "Game over, man! Game over!"
Rest in peace pvt hudson.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:38 pm
by Armhulen
Permabanned from the discord I mentioned earlier because I rewrote the rule set to include a rule zero

sheeeeeit

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:59 pm
by 420weedscopes
CosmicScientist wrote:I didn't expect to get actual advice from this, so thanks!
np dude np
the top can be Pretty Much Anything so long as it is sweet
savoury is acceptable, yes there are cakes like this with meat on them
related
[youtube]aYBkDxao3wg[/youtube]
DemonFiren wrote:Weedscopes, you're supposed to be baked, not baking.
it's ironic

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:30 pm
by Malkevin
DPD was meant to deliver my new computer today, but they didn't.

Cunts.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:21 pm
by DemonFiren
[youtube]-7xvqQeoA8c[/youtube]
this is fucking beautiful and nightmarish at the same time
it looks a bit like a horse on unicycle roller skates

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:10 pm
by Remie Richards
Holy shit, that's the coolest one they've made.
I was always saddened how "real" robots tend to look dumb and not cool, but heck that actually looks nice too (besides the creepy "is it a head or is it a spider butt" dangling off the back :S)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:52 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
It'll never be sold. The project is too much of a joke.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:57 pm
by Alipheese
Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:11 pm
by Thunder11
Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:24 pm
by PKPenguin321
Thunder11 wrote:Have the group pool everyone's money to buy a shotgun, take her behind the shed, no more cancelled sessions
the reasonable course of action

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:32 am
by ShadowDimentio
Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.
I need some more deets, did your GM start dating your ex? Did you have a really messy breakup or is she just crazy?

Also >tabletopping in person

Roll20 master race

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:16 am
by Qbopper
Alipheese wrote:Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her.
So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a challenge. I laugh at it though.

But for real to force it to be cancelled for everyone when this is a scheduled thing thats been going on well longer than she goes over to the GM's house is kinda bullshit.
talk to the DM, idk if he's dating her or if she's just in the group or what but this is just entirely ridiculous

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:38 am
by 420weedscopes
does she not know that d&d is an incredibly engaging activity that requires you're there at all times

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:59 pm
by Malkevin
You need to surprise sex her outside of one of these events, that will show her

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:28 pm
by TheColdTurtle
She wants your dick