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ColonicAcid wrote:how about you swap that pipe for t-this dick

My pipes get way more play than your dick.



Don't ever use a Zippo to smoke a pipe or a cigar, though.

Matches for cigars, no exceptions

Not just any matches but wood matches. Not those cardboard guys.

For pipes and cigars both.

Big box of fuckers like these are perfect. Not "strike anywhere" matches either. Those heads contain more bullshit that'll sour your smoke.



EDIT: People say Butane lighters burn so cleanly that they don't leave a taste behind. That's bullshit. Fire one of those torches into the air and then smell the air afterwards. They make "soft flame" pipe lighters that use butane to produce a flame similar to what you'd see in a normal lighter or zippo but it's the same general problem.

It's not that wood matches are some kind of super clean burning thing, it's that the taste they impart is pretty neutral. A hint of burned wood in your cigar or tobacco blend is pretty normal compared to the stuff a lighter is going to impart. When striking the match to light a cigar or pipe, allow it to burn for a short moment before applying the flame to your smoke as well. If you strike it and immediately start trying to draw on it you'll get a delicious mouthful of phosphorous and other matchstick catalysts. You want to light your smoke with the burning matchstick, not the head combustion.

Wait, that kind of matches is something special in the US? Over here in Germany, they're just about the only thing we have in the match department.

Over here we have these shitty flat cardboard ones that come in little paper books, you find em just about anywhere. Honestly i smoke cigars so infrequently anyways, i usually use wooden barbecue matches with the super long handles

that whole straight edge scene is fucking weird man. Nothing wrong with not drinking or smoking anything, but why make such a fucking huge deal out of it?

i don't know i haven't been straight edge for years

Straight Edge people like to think they get some kind of superpowers for being XEdgeyX

And that's kind of true, they gain this quasi-immortality where they're an annoying teenager for the rest of their lives.

If you were doing something just for your own health they wouldn't get all these tattoos, listen to exclusively hardcore bands, shove it in people's faces so much, etc. Straight Edge is just something shallow people do to attention whore.

im straight...

dunno about edgy tho

>being a pipe hipster

>2015

Jesus Christ, it's better to let the art die with dignity.

>being this sheltered

Were you home-schooled? Honest question.

hey now
i've got plenty of super powers

I am actually willing to believe that one.

Skorvold wrote:hey now
i've got plenty of super powers

The kind that get you your own parking space.

Hah, my mother's still got the passport of a dead lady she used to work with just so she can use those.

DemonFiren wrote:Hah, my mother's still got the passport of a dead lady she used to work with just so she can use those.

that's like incredibly illegal

I'm sure the corpse doesn't care, her relatives don't care and my mother certainly doesn't care.

DemonFiren wrote:I'm sure the corpse doesn't care, her relatives don't care and my mother certainly doesn't care.

I'm sure the random people who are legitimately handicapped that don't get to use the spot because your lazy cunt of a mother is occupying it don't care either.

Generally - they don't.

Not likeI heard 'em complain!

DemonFiren wrote:I'm sure the corpse doesn't care, her relatives don't care and my mother certainly doesn't care.

Oh. Passports. I thought you were talking about something else.

quietly vomits onto self

Why do those fans always get hella dusty even if they run non-stop

Maccus wrote:Why do those fans always get hella dusty even if they run non-stop

No idea

Shit I better clean that before I end up moving again or my mom will bitch me out

Me pre basic training.

You appear to have some of the aesthetic of a rodent.

It's a curious trait in humans, and one that I've not yet fully analysed.


Also, nice tacticool.

Captain, Beardless Murica Edition.

Man I'm pretty

What is Azari dressed as today thread

I'm a narcissist who hates himself

It's fucking confusing

Meh, it's something you have to survive through until you get a therapist who can figure it out.

I'm still trying.

hey so a lot of you have probably seen that there announcements topic saying about the merch store
(it's here in case you haven't seen it yet)
if you're lovely enough to buy anything, please post pictures of the merch in this topic! i want to see this artwork on your bodies! but, you know. keep it PG. show nips only.

This

EndgamerAzari wrote:This

bobby brantley confirmed


edit: >post #107777

EndgamerAzari wrote:This

Dem Johnny Cage shades, dayum son.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:

EndgamerAzari wrote:This

Dem Johnny Cage shades, dayum son.

They were 8 bucks on Amazon. Too bad they don't fit over my regular glasses, but I'm gonna hold onto them in case I get lazik or something eventually.

'sup fuckers

Noice

im going to shave that fuccboi haircut

im going to give you a cheeky 2 on the sides & back and a trim on the top just u wait

An0n3 wrote:'sup fuckers

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You look different but I can't pin exactly why...

The lack of stress from ss13 is really lifting his complexion

oranges wrote:The lack of stress from ss13 is really lifting his complexion

Probably this. That's the face of a man who loves life.

dick*

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I got to play a member of the secret service protecting the president today.
I was in the movie only briefly, I spent most of my time helping them setup/teardown and assisting with the lighting, doin' grip thangs.

There's some really awesome folks in the production and I'll try to remember to post a link or something to the whole thing when it's finished.

can secret services even have beards

i know spec ops can but i dunno about secret services.

Secret Service can look like whatever they want, gotta blend in with the average joe's. Just in case someone says something dumb near the White House, like a guy did during my middle school trip to DC. Kid just vanished after talking about smuggling bombs.

Most recent one I took..


Ayyyylmaaaaaaooooooo

You look frighteningly like the grown-up version of one of my old classmates.

this me