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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 1:45 pm
by Super Aggro Crag

Bottom post of the previous page:

Weedscopes looks like a cool guy

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:17 pm
by Nilons
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Weedscopes looks like a cool guy
He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:48 pm
by Wyzack
Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:57 pm
by Nilons
Wyzack wrote:Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic
Henk, maid dress pic of Klara is in the art thread

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:58 pm
by Remie Richards
No, the pic of choco/weedscopes in the maid dress.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:09 pm
by 420weedscopes
DemonFiren wrote:Christ, Weedscopes. Is that you?
yes you'd know this if you had ever looked in the WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS LOOK LIKE thread or literally any of my fucking Changelog videos
ALSO AT MY GOD DAMN PROFILE PICTURE IT'S RIGHT THERE DUDE
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Nilons wrote:O yea bud he's an uggo
at least i have a better nose
and name
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Weedscopes looks like a cool guy
thank you ♥
Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer
Wyzack wrote:post the maid dress pic
it is below
NSFW:
also while i have your attentions please check out this game it is super dope: https://deconstructeam.itch.io/zen-and- ... nshumanism

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:59 pm
by Nilons
420weedscopes wrote:
Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer
Wyzack wrote:post the maid dress pic
it is below
Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 4:26 pm
by 420weedscopes
Nilons wrote:Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)
go ahead
CosmicScientist wrote:It looks like a fun little relaxing game! Although I wasn't sure how I felt about what you do for the clients,
Spoiler:
and what you were supposed to do.
Is there a mode just dedicated to the game?
it is very relaxing and also not at the same time i don't know how to explain it so i'll just say the word Terse and hope that works
also yes it is the game

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 5:49 pm
by ColonicAcid
the only cosplay i play is the one where i pretend i like eating ass.

in reality i fucking hate its disgusting who even decided that this si a good idea smh

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:38 pm
by XSI
420weedscopes wrote: also while i have your attentions please check out this game it is super dope: https://deconstructeam.itch.io/zen-and- ... nshumanism
I guess it's true what they say

You get what you pay for

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 2:18 pm
by Wyzack
Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave died at 52, probably killed himself. Feels fucking bad

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:35 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I guess people should have bought more albums.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 2:32 am
by Deitus
I FIGURED IT OUT

I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY IF I GET A SECOND JORB

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS EARLIER

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:57 pm
by 420weedscopes
stay safe manchester pals
you better tell me if she's okay

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:15 am
by oranges
we're almost at 100 pages!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:37 am
by Jacough
Trying to decide whether or not to stay in the residential outpatient program I'm in. I need it but Jesus Christ the house is becoming more and more toxic. It's like the only things the other clients talk about all fucking day are drugs and sex. This is supposed to be a house for people who want to get sober but half of the guys here are obsessed with talking about which drugs are the best, how much they were taking, where they were getting them, etc.

When they're not talking about drugs they're talking about which girls in the program they're fucking, which ones they want to fuck, where they're gonna fuck them, when they fucked them, how they fucked them, and blah blah blah.

Worth mentioning is that while it's fine to fuck chicks while you're here as long as you're not fucking them in the house, you're not supposed to be having sex with other clients but here they are, bragging about it, making plans to do it, and all that wonderful shit. Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.

I'm trying to decide whether or not to talk to my counselor about it because God damn, I'm so tempted to use but at the same time I'm worried that might make things worse. If I come forward with this shit but nothing is done about it, I might end up surrounded by a bunch of assholes who consider me a snitch and try to make this living situation even worse.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:28 am
by XSI
Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:49 pm
by Jacough
XSI wrote:Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me
There's multiple houses and the men stay in separate houses. You also can't come here straight from detox. You've got to complete an inpatient program before you can move in as well. Basically it's the next level up. You're expected to go out and find a job and you're free to come and go as you please so long as you're back by midnight on weekdays or 1 AM on weekends, unless you work an overnight job. You're also expected to help keep the house clean as well.

It really wasn't a problem until recently. Me and a bunch of guys used to hang out the beach with girls in the program pretty regularly with no problem. It wasn't until recently when some shit heads moved in that it started being a problem.

Doesn't help that they're constantly blowing off their chores and trashing the place. This isn't just some homeless shelter or run down halfway house in a bad part of town. It's a 1.5 million dollar custom built house in an expensive neighborhood where most of the other houses are also custom built. Some of us would like to keep the house looking like how much a house worth that much should.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:32 pm
by oranges
kill them

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:48 pm
by Ricotez
Jacough wrote:Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.
SJW is "die cis scum", this is just basic human decency

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:00 pm
by Armhulen
oranges wrote:kill them
make them croak

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 8:16 pm
by DemonFiren
Stick to the pond, froggie.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:20 pm
by 420weedscopes
DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.
you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 5:59 am
by DemonFiren
420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.
you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you
[youtube]VcdTJtYhah4[/youtube]

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:38 pm
by DemonFiren
Meanwhile I just blew a hundred and twenty Merkeldollars without noticing.

But hey, Witcher 3 was on sale and I needed a new hard drive anyway. 1 TB is not exactly much these days.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:27 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 3:15 pm
by DemonFiren
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.
Every player character I can customize is 100% Aryan.
Even my husbando is 100% Aryan.
The other husbando is 100% albino, but hey, white, privileged male.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:29 am
by 420weedscopes
The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:49 pm
by calzilla1
420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
Wot?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:49 pm
by Thunder11
calzilla1 wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
Wot?
>He doesn't know
H E R E T I C

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:07 pm
by Ricotez
throw the heretic off the disc

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:56 pm
by Remie Richards
Had my hair curled.
I'ts so nice I feel like crying.

Happy rem.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:33 pm
by XSI
You could always post the menu option here and we can see if someone knows enough to translate it

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:12 am
by Malkevin
Doesn't your DVD player's remote have a button for cycling the subtitles?

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:17 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:52 pm
by Screemonster
goddamnit now I wanna watch return of the living dead again

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:27 am
by PKPenguin321
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:12 am
by Super Aggro Crag
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
chef boyardee raviolis

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:38 pm
by PKPenguin321
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
chef boyardee raviolis
nice!

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:24 am
by DrPillzRedux
My dad might have cancer, waiting on a biopsy.

Feels really bad.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:27 am
by Ricotez
CosmicScientist wrote:"Ondertiteling. Hm. Undertitling? Surely it's not that simple..."

'Tis. Undertitling, aka, subtitles.

And it is Dutch. I have no clue if Amazon told him the company would send a Dutch version or if he had to read further than reasonable to actually see that. Ah well. All is well enough.
we sub everything

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:08 am
by Ricotez
dubs are for chubs

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:52 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I'm super friggn' ticked off

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:09 pm
by Screemonster
Got myself one of them surface tablet things, been taking it into work on weekend and night shifts so I can doodle when it's quiet
I didn't realise that the taskbar in win10 is ever so slightly transparent, I thought it was just black, and the image I was using as a background had a tiny little detail that juuuuust showed through the black and looked remarkably like a busted LCD
I was like "FUCK"
I had CSP up on the rest of the screen so everything else was all greyscale and icons and there on the bottom edge of the tablet was this sorta blobbish iridescent smear

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:27 pm
by Remie Richards
I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:35 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Remie Richards wrote:I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.
At my work people keep trying to talk to me at the urinals VERY annoying

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:27 pm
by Malkevin
Thats just weird, have they no decorum?

I mean, there's meant to be serious ethics in the men's pisser.

Don't make eye contact
Do not talk
Don't look directly at another man's wang
The middle urinal is decorative, ONLY!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal
http://www.urinalman.com/

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:28 pm
by ColonicAcid
sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:49 am
by Super Aggro Crag
ColonicAcid wrote:sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal
Love dis post

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:18 am
by Nilons
ColonicAcid wrote:I look at cocks all the time im not gay though

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:42 am
by DrPillzRedux
Well, my dad has skin cancer of some kind. His doc said it's likely just basal cell cancer. We're hoping it's that and not melanoma. We'll find out in a week.

2017 has been a shit year.