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I'm not cool enough to be in anyone's art.

Also I'm stuck at work on a sat and want to die.

30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

DemonFiren wrote:heresy

said known lizard fucker demonfiren

420weedscopes wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:heresy

said known lizard fucker demonfiren

there's nothing heretical about the purest form of love

Had a spider in my hair.
Am Witch now.

Nilons wrote:30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

There's a process called purging that bottlenecked species can take.

Because the population is still exposed to the harsh conditions of nature, selection still takes place. In some bottleneck situations purging occurs and the population survives.

That's just a natural occurrence though, modern day technology allows us to completely forego natural evolution and selection.

That is not a crumpet.

that looks like a mess

I got a fucking burst blister on my foot and it's in the worst place possible, like right between the ball of my foot and the underside of my toes, up in between the toes as well so it won't stay dry and wound up going all gross and sore

like how the fuck am I supposed to dress that, I wound up just buying a bunch of finger bandages and wrapping the individual toes and cutting the extra length that wouldn't unroll into some awful makeshift mess of gauze and had to wrap pretty much my entire foot in tape to get the thing to stay put

You can probably buy some medicated dressings at your local drug store, basically big cotton wool pads that you can cut into shape so you can put them up between your toes.

because it lists the what

Never played those.

They're more like interactive visual novels.

now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

Alipheese wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

>movie
>doesn't move

:^)

A movie that doesn't move is called a picture

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

ffffine, interactive experiences

Been working on a spellchecker at work.
Testing it on some BBC articles.

There's a little bug at the moment with replacement indices, and newlines.
The way the checker works though, is if a previous correction allows for more corrections, it'll ask you to keep going.

Which is how:

... it.
Doing ...

Got corrupted into:

... I am Dong ...

It's been a fun day.

So are you Dong?

fucking left channel on my headphone died
it's been acting up ever since i got it
i had it replaced already, so i'm fucked
being half deaf sucks

EDIT:
nevermind, i fixed it
there is no problem duct tape cannot solve

see post
i just taped the cable to the plug in such a way that it would transmit audio for the left channel

like i'm gonna throw away a ninety reichsmark headset

I thought Germany used deutschdollars as currency

actually they're germonies

special limited 7000 lizardposts edition kimono dragon for you

would take for a walk and scare the neighbours with/10

nsos wrote:

nsos wrote:im workin

this but with 2 jobs now

today both my paychecks came in at the same time so u already know what the fuck it is me vs my wallet rd 100

Send me some money to feed my overbearing need for marihuana and then maybe we can talk about investing.

i paid (in-game money) to a body actor to just drop down from somewhere and kill me for a video
it took him
one hour
to figure out i was at Western Elsweyr Gate
with me saying Western Elsweyr Gate a lot
and him somehow not spawning at Western Elsweyr Gate
Western Elsweyr Gate is the only place he can spawn
he somehow spawned at not Western Elsweyr Gate but instead at Altadoon Gate
how do you not begin at Western Elsweyr Gate
how does it take you an hour to find Western Elsweyr Gate
w e s t e r n e l s w e y r g a t e

HOW

fuck no

>telling him to go to the western elsewhere gate
>"else where?"
>being suprised he didn't know where you meant

maybe if you told him the location instead of just saying else where he would be able to get there s m h

don't even fucking test me on tamriel geography and lore colonic i will lay my dick on your forehead Calmly

lmao look at this nerd here thinking that just cuz he knows TAMRIEL lore hes a big shot uh


motherfucker i know all the NIRN lore fuck you think this is a game??? ive read C0DA im operating on woke levels of the highest degree fuck u want uh>>>>>

i've read every single canton of vivec
his spear is made from a piece of mehrunes dagon's penis that vivec bit a part off
do not
test me
talos is not a real divine

I'm a lazy fucker and just use clippers, I gave up on trying to be neat and clean shaven a few years ago. Mainly 'cause there's this one patch under my chin where the hairs all grow in fucked-up directions for some reason and it's a pain in the arse to get them all.

This is the model I use, usually set it to 3mm then take the guard off to do my neck and cheeks because fuck it, it grows back too fast and if I try and maintain a completely clean-shaven look and end up missing a day because I'm running late then it's really obvious.

Anybody got a ktt account?

>dont know how to use an unpowered blade

buddy its not hard. like literally all you gotta do is shave with the grain first, and then shave against the grain. (depending on what part of the face youre shaving, for the stache for example with the grain is down and against the grain is going up.)

just get some shaving cream, a good razor (could even be a safety razor just make sure its sharp) and just shave. just for the love of all that is holy never go sideways when its horizontal or you will cut yourself.

Just get some clippers and go over at the lowest setting.

You won't look like an unkept barbarian type like us beardies (and fuck any of you that think beards are for lazy people, takes a lot of effort to keep a beard evenly trimmed and tidy), whilst keeping a manly shadow instead of a smooth baby's arse cheek of a face.

ayy finally i ordered the first half of my summer manga list, came out to ~$480. waiting for another 20% sale for the other half and it'l be another ~$600 totalling 126 new books to add to my collection.

hooray for wageslaving!

Noticed today that I can flex my left hand's ring finger without the others flexing with it, where as I can't with my right.
I'm going to blame osu! for this.
given my left hand is my tapping hand, and serves only to press keys on the keyboard at speed, where as my right hand is for aiming, and thus, doesn't have that skill.
though, it's not this finger that does the tapping, it's the middle + index, but I can't think of any other reason really.

now I'm asymmetrical and that's weird.

I found that if I drink a lot of water my migraines are a lot less bad. Still have to take paracetamol occasionally, though, especially when the weather is bad.

I don't usually get migraines, but yeah when I do: paracetamol.

I used to wonder "is this a migraine or just a bad headache" until the one day I actually did have a migraine and holy fuck there is no mistaking one for the other when you've actually gone through that shit.

yeah people throw the word migraine very lightly

a headache isn't a migraine. the difference between a headache and the migraine i get: it's always a sub-orbital behind the eye pain for me, and it comes in clusters, i'll have it every other day for a month period every night without fail.

it's hell, it actually makes me wish i stopped living to stop the pain sometimes, aspirin helps a bit but usually i just try and sleep it off. the pain is "manageable" if im in a completely dark room.

You get used to it eventually

XSI wrote:You get used to it eventually

no i dont think ill ever get used to it

ive had this for years and it still basically debilitates me every time it surfaces, i wont be able to go out or do anything.

its shit and i hate it and i hate the fact that i can do nothing other than just endure it but thats life

Yes. You get used to having that happen. Not to the pain
You never get used to how it feels