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Bottom post of the previous page:

[22:17] <Cheridan> i'm filling up, oniichan

[17:42] <WJohnston> i'm doing it
[17:42] <WJohnston> i'm doing telecomms
[17:42] <WJohnston> jesus take the wheel
[17:42] <WJohnston> there's a shitload of IDs here
[17:43] <WJohnston> if i just put ss_22 as a prefix to em all it'll work, right? RIGHT?
[17:43] <WJohnston> at the same time i need far fewer of these so
[17:43] <WJohnston> oh god help

<%Skorvold> That's not so bad as clown slots.
<%Skorvold> As Clowns are loud. Mines are kinda just there.

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Net splits happen all the time, nothing noteworthy there.

rarely happens on such a large scale

you realize that a netsplit that splits off everyone else in the channel for you is just a single person disappearing for everyone else, right? the most major netsplit would be one where about half of everyone in a channel disappears.

anyway:

<Cheridan> Sorry, projectile code. You're not my TYPE.
* Cheridan makes out with asteroid.dm

09:15 RemieRichards How are you ButtButt ?
09:15 ButtButt butt are butt ButtButt butt
09:16 punnches2 Pfft
09:16 ButtButt butt
09:16 Thunder11 Hi ButtButt
09:16 ButtButt butt ButtButt
09:16 punnches2 Top kek
09:16 ButtButt Top kek
09:16 Thunder11 Butts
09:16 ButtButt butt
09:17 punnches2 Top kek is immune to butt butt
09:17 ButtButt Top kek butt butt to butt butt
09:17 RemieRichards Apparently so
09:17 ButtButt Apparently butt
09:17 punnches2 Top kek
09:17 ButtButt butt butt
09:17 RemieRichards Awwww
09:17 ButtButt Awwww
09:17 Thunder11 Top kek apparently
09:17 ButtButt Top butt apparently
09:17 punnches2 Aww
09:17 ButtButt butt
09:18 RemieRichards after making NoBot I immediately remember ButtBots are totally a thing on goon so it'd be fun to make a ButtBot IRC Bot (ButtBot is a registed nick, hence ButtButt)
09:18 ButtButt butt making butt I butt remember ButtBots butt totally butt butt butt butt butt butt be butt butt butt a ButtBot IRC Bot (ButtBot butt a registed butt hence ButtButt)
09:18 punnches2 How do you people kill your tator tot targets
09:18 ButtButt How do butt people butt butt tator tot butt

I turned one of my old IRC bots (RemieBot) into NoBot, and then remembered that ButtBots are a thing so...
I edited it to change every other word into Butt.

Butt it accidentally got me banned by SoS :S (He thought it was some random shitler, haha)

#conspriacy

MrStonedOne wrote: [20:04:29] <MrStonedOne> being a communist means he would have food

History would like to have a word with you.

inb4 Goof porting ZAS.

[11:28] <@An0n3> I don't care if your a transformer and your cishelicopter gendered crusade is coming to a head this weekend
[11:30] <Stan_Studnick> I IDENTIFY AS A BIG TRUCK.
[11:30] <@An0n3> HEEEEEEE AINT MY BOY BUT THE GENDER IS CHEVY
[11:31] <Stan_Studnick> I am a strong, independent Chevrolet Silverado and I don't need MEN.

[12:22] <@An0n3> We should hold a trial for CWC in the game
[12:22] <@An0n3> and predict the results
[12:23] <@An0n3> though I doubt anyone will run into the real trial with a bomb and blow it up
[12:23] <@An0n3> fingers crossed
[12:23] <@An0n3> I want CWC to go to jail
[12:23] <@An0n3> and like
[12:23] <@An0n3> his shitty sonichu bling becomes all the rage
[12:23] <@An0n3> all the inmates love his original stories and comic
[12:24] <@An0n3> all these hardcore motherfuckers getting sonichu tats
[12:24] <@An0n3> YO DAS MUH NIGGUH C DUBYA
[12:24] <@An0n3> DEATH TO TROLLS YA FEEL ME?
[12:25] <Stan_Studnick> LOOKIN FOR A REAL BOYFRIEND FREE BITCH
[12:25] <@An0n3> AYY SHORTY YOU BOYFRIEND FREE?
[12:25] <@An0n3> I GO REAL FAST GURL
[12:26] <@An0n3> CWC gets out of prison and hes ridiculously jacked and covered in prison ink
[12:26] <@An0n3> still autistic as fuck and mentally nothing has changed
[12:26] <@An0n3> only now he's hulked out
[12:26] <@An0n3> people start asking him about his autistic gains
[12:27] <@An0n3> going to prison becomes an acceptable workout routine

[21:47] <ACCount> I wanted to get my mining update from nt merged asap
[21:47] <ACCount> but noooooo let's wait a week
[21:47] <ACCount> and now it's conflicting
[21:49] <Xhius> welcome to github
[21:49] <palpatine213> enjoy your stay
[21:49] <Xhius> you are the collaborator
[21:50] <Xhius> objective 1: hijack everyone's sanity by making controversial prs alone

Later...

[21:55] <@Cheridan> >all these people who haven't updated their Coderbus Prime subscriptions whining about nomerge

13:16] <vista_> apparently this is a meme
[13:16] <vista_> hg|work, please inspect
[13:16] <vista_> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... UNOCHA.svg
[13:17] <@hg|work> yes, this is a "stealth meme"
[13:17] <@hg|work> it appears innocuous because benin is a real country
[13:17] <@hg|work> but in reality, it is a very potent meme that only a true memer will get

[13:40] (%MrPerson) I'll gag your balls

[11:59.19] <+MrStonedOne> I'm balls deep in qdel's code

[10:31.01] <oranges> !note delete /c/Windows/System32/sysprep.exe
Oranges has killed Mr Basil

07:25 < Nienhaus> [02:09.08] <Aranclanos> shopping!
07:25 < Nienhaus> [02:09.13] <Aranclanos> are you going to get new panties
07:25 < Nienhaus> [02:09.28] <Aranclanos> with an ss13 logo
07:25 < Nienhaus> [02:09.34] <Aranclanos> I'm selling those
07:25 < Nienhaus> Those should totally be put up for sale.
07:30 < Aranclanos> the powernet rebuild is fineish, what needs to change is how the power ticker works
07:30 < Aranclanos> it has different stages
07:32 < boop> less powernet talk more panty talk
07:32 <%MrPerson> Why not both?
07:34 < boop> ~
07:34 < Thunder11> ~~~
07:36 < Chocobro> nienhaus I don't think mso would be happy with selling ss13 pantsu

They should be put up for sale.

i'll see what I can do
e: spreadshirt is a terrible site that uses invaluable, inept and useless filetypes while also claiming that my designs are both too big and too small at the Same Time
in case the tone of my edit did not go through i am incredibly stressed and angry after spending two hours on this only to find that the site is garbage

[23:10] <Xhuis> FUCK
[23:10] <Xhuis> THAT WAS NOT A FART
[23:10] == Xhuis has changed nick to Xhuis|AFK

Just your average day in #coderbus:

[07:52:52] <sawu> i wonder if it's illegal to send a mail bomb to logitech that will spray their lobby with feces-coated shrapnel
[07:53:24] <Cheridan> yes
[07:53:28] <Cheridan> that is illegal
[07:53:31] <sawu> damnit
[07:53:36] <sawu> back to the drawing board

[22:44] <NikNakFlak> yes the conspiracy is real, all admins just suck each other's penises as we conspire to take down players like you, we all laughed and sat around a campfire drinking sabbat tears

[11:17.28] * RemieRichards stabs BordDid911-chan
[11:17.29] <%RemieRichards> I win
[11:17.37] <BordDid911-chan> sick
[11:18.58] * RemieRichards sicks BordDid911-chan
[11:19.00] <%RemieRichards> I stab
[11:19.11] <BordDid911-chan> win
[11:19.29] * RemieRichards wins BordDid911-chan
[11:19.31] <%RemieRichards> I sick
[11:19.46] <BordDid911-chan> stab
[11:20.05] <%RemieRichards> congrutalions a winner is u
[11:20.23] <BordDid911-chan> thx mr skelton
[11:20.37] <%RemieRichards> there is no mr skelton I am unwed

* Xhuis slaps GUN_HOG
<Xhuis> STOP STUTTERING
<Xhuis> slut
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Spousal abuse is not funny.

[00:40] <oranges> you could just actually fix the bug
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> how would a button work though
[00:40] <oranges> instead of hacking it with areas
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> oranges
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> Areas are the only way
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> to save shuttlebuild
[00:40] <Aranclanos> NO AREAS ARE
[00:40] <Aranclanos> NOT
[00:40] <Aranclanos> GAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[00:40] <Stickymayhem> ARAN
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> WILL IT PULL
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> ANY TILE
[00:40] <Stickymayhem> IN A
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[00:40] <Stickymayhem> "REGION"
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[00:41] <Mrs_Sybil> oranges : rip ||From: Nienhaus
[00:41] <oranges> shake it off
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> shakeit fof
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> ah ah ah~
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> CAN YOU CUCKS STOP MEMING
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> IF I MAKE A "REGION"
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> were shaking it off
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> WILL ANYTHING YOU BUILD IN THIS ""REGION""
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> BE PULLED ALONG
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> if the areaInstance var is the area
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> LIKE REGULAR PLATING
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> it will take the area
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> if is it null
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> HE SAID AREA
[00:41] <%Aranclanos> it will take a square
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> ARAN SAID AREA
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> IT'S AREAS
[00:41] <Stickymayhem> BAN HIM#
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[00:42] <Stickymayhem> hahaha
[00:42] <oranges> shake it off
[00:42] <oranges> shake it off
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[00:42] <%Aranclanos> shake it shake it

<scones> hodsdile logdown : DD
<scones> aha i shog u
<scones> all door bolt and shog : DD
<scones> if hitler played ss13 his favorite gamemode would be malf, i guarentee you
<Stickymayhem> only because it involves gassing
<scones> well yes
<scones> zyklon b canisters when?
<Stickymayhem> HA HA HA DIS GAME IST GUT
<Stickymayhem> HIT VERY CLOSE TO HOM
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<Stickymayhem> VERY AMOOSING

09:07 < optimumtact> at first I was a meme, I was petrified
09:08 * GUN_HOG sets -verbose on RR!
09:08 <%RemieRichards> no
09:08 <@hg|work> kept thinkin i could never shitpost with mods on the site
09:08 <@hg|work> but then i spent so many nights shilling a new imageboard
09:09 < optimumtact> and I grew strong, I learned how to be a mod
09:09 <@hg|work> and so you're back, from singulo
09:09 <@hg|work> opened my reports to find you here
09:09 <@hg|work> with that shit post upon the page
09:10 <@hg|work> i should have banned your ip range
09:10 <@hg|work> i should have kicked you from irc
09:10 <@hg|work> if id have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

oranges wrote:09:07 < optimumtact> at first I was a meme, I was petrified
09:08 * GUN_HOG sets -verbose on RR!
09:08 <%RemieRichards> no
09:08 <@hg|work> kept thinkin i could never shitpost with mods on the site
09:08 <@hg|work> but then i spent so many nights shilling a new imageboard
09:09 < optimumtact> and I grew strong, I learned how to be a mod
09:09 <@hg|work> and so you're back, from singulo
09:09 <@hg|work> opened my reports to find you here
09:09 <@hg|work> with that shit post upon the page
09:10 <@hg|work> i should have banned your ip range
09:10 <@hg|work> i should have kicked you from irc
09:10 <@hg|work> if id have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Oh no, not you
You will evade
Oh as long as theirs a ban in place
you know you'll get around

oh right, the egg
the changeling egg
the egg specifically implemented for the changelings

[17:11] (Chocobro) @timer 5m
[17:11] (Pirou) Chocobro: Your timer 'spotlesshope' will go off in 5 minutes.
[17:11] (dorsisdwarf) @help
[17:12] (dorsisdwarf) @help me now
[17:12] (dorsisdwarf) @please I dont have much t-

<Stickymayhem> Fuck you bandit
<Stickymayhem> You're not even a real girl
<Xhuis> ahahaha
<bgobandit> you're not even a real headmin
<bgobandit> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Chocobro> ohhhhh
<Cuboos> OHHHHHHHH

<lollerderby> excuse me i happen to like incubus

[11:48] (oranges) I do things that take 4 hours in the shower
[11:48] (oranges) if you know what I mean
[11:48] (oranges) masturbation
[11:48] (oranges) is what i mean
[11:48] (WJohnston) for 4 hours?
[11:48] (oranges) for sure WJohnston
[11:49] (oranges) it's not all hand touching
[11:49] (oranges) there is much ritual
[11:49] (oranges) getting into the mindset
[11:49] (oranges) the first date
[11:49] (oranges) the second date
[11:49] (oranges) lunch at a cheap fries place
[11:49] (oranges) god you plebs
[11:49] (oranges) I bet you just bust that dick out on the dancefloor and fuck it the first night
[11:49] (oranges) have a little class
[11:50] (oranges) wow sorry I don't know why I derailed there
[11:50] (oranges) lets move on
[11:50] (oranges) and pretend that never happened

<oranges> oooh ~uguu~~ onichan my tentacle doesn't go in there

Ricotez wrote:oh right, the egg
the changeling egg
the egg specifically implemented for the changelings

criminally underrated post

I know, right? In the land of dank memes, witty references are rare.

[16:24.10] <%Miauw> ripperoni in pepperoni tgstateroni ;-;7
[16:24.12] <%Remie> the current network is on fire, limping and has dysentry
[16:24.15] <%Remie> so he wants a new one

[12:59.51] <muskets-mobile> oranges is the new black
Presented without context

<chinsky> Build Your Own Anime Furry ERP Dungeon

[21:53.27] <MrPerson> More like
[21:53.29] <MrPerson> gay modes
[21:53.32] <MrPerson> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
[21:53.50] <Joan> why don't we have straight modes
[21:53.52] <Joan> oh wait
[21:54.10] <%Remie> bimodes
[21:54.11] <%Remie> panmodes
[21:54.13] <%Remie> fluidmodes

Xhuis wrote:<chinsky> Build Your Own Anime Furry ERP Dungeon

Where's the kickstarter? Sign me up!

[08:37.57] <oranges> tfw smooth skin after moisturising in shower
[08:37.59] <oranges> feels comfy man

[08:53.47] <MrPerson> Smooth like a baby
[08:53.49] <MrPerson> Which you are

peoplearestrange wrote:

Xhuis wrote:<chinsky> Build Your Own Anime Furry ERP Dungeon

Where's the kickstarter? Sign me up!

GB2Citadel.

F

10:54 < Carbonhell> it isn't duplicating items 4noreisin
10:54 < Carbonhell> i love you
10:54 < Carbonhell> now i just need to figure out yet another fucking issues
with icons
10:55 < Carbonhell> WT
10:55 < Carbonhell> i deepfried a human AND A MEDKIT CAME OUT

elyina wrote:[16:40] <NOBODY400> ALL I DID WAS SEND A PM ASKING "CAN I BE A MEXICAN BABY DIAPER NEXT ROUND" AND NOW IM PERMA'D

Classic terbs

13:40 < Cheridan> >have to listen to dopeheads on the internet talk about how
weed is harmless >had a close friend who got high as fuck on
4/20 and got hit by a truck
13:41 < GUN_HOG> Well, it was the truck that harmed him.
13:41 < GUN_HOG> But..I realize how much of a jerk statement that was
13:41 < Cheridan> ban trucks
13:41 < GUN_HOG> So I retract it.
13:41 < oranges> Trucks don't kill humans
13:41 < oranges> drivers kills humans
13:41 < oranges> ban drivers
13:41 < oranges> leave us responsible truck owners alone
13:41 < NSOS> the only person who can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy
with a truck
13:42 < J_Madison> and yeah
13:42 < oranges> I lock my trucks up in a safe
13:42 < oranges> my trucks are to resist a goverment tyranny
13:42 < NSOS> ban assault trucks
13:42 < Cheridan> NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH POWER ASSAULT TRUCK