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Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:21 pm
by ColonicAcid
Bottom post of the previous page:
it's not even pizza it's literally pie with the name pizza stuck on it wtf.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:08 pm
by Reimoo
I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.
This is LITERALLY blasphemy.
I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:08 pm
by Maccus
>Saying pineapples on pizza is disgusting
Literally the worst thing I've read on this entire forum.
Also
FreakyM wrote:Finland agrees, pineapple ain't got no place on a pizza, boy.
You faggots literally eat stuff like this:
[youtube]4S-8gF9GFJo[/youtube]
Don't even start to tell others what's got no place in food.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:04 pm
by miggles
you dont get the right to critique other peoples food when you come from scandinavia
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:04 pm
by Kraso
miggles wrote:you dont get the right to critique other peoples food when you come from scandinavia
the food looks so shitty not even the EU wants to copyright it
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:55 am
by Incomptinence
You would be better off eating a roo you just hit with your car.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:41 am
by JStheguy
Reimoo wrote:>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet
Faggots, all of you.
THAT
IS
STUFFED PIZZA!
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:44 am
by miggles
also deep dish is shit and whatever but that actually looks really apetizing
i assume the green stuff is just useless italian garnishing leaves which dont really do anything for the dish but make it look more authentic
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:42 am
by MisterPerson
I still can't believe some people eat pizza without any toppings on it. Cheese-only? What are you, a faggot? That's the most boring shit imaginable. Might as well eat plain white bread with cheese melted on it, it'll taste exactly the fucking same.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:37 pm
by miggles
my friend used to make pizza bread, which was white bread with sauce and cheese on it
i ate some and almost puked because the cheese was stringy as fuck and not at all connected to the bread so i ate all the cheese at once
also it wasnt tasty
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:08 pm
by Knaive
That's because he tried to make fancy ghetto pizza. Ghetto pizza just needs white bread slices and american singles, and then pepperoni if you got the dough to shell out for it. Pop that shit in a toaster and revel in your ability to sustain yourself on pennies a day!
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:56 pm
by Timbrewolf
Reimoo wrote:I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.
This is LITERALLY blasphemy.
I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.
I would, actually. Cherry tomatoes are tasty, the dusting of cheese looks tempting, and greens are good for you.
I'd rather have that then what looks like someone squatted and shat pizza sauce into a bucket.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:38 pm
by Antonkr
>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:39 pm
by Kraso
Antonkr wrote:>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel
I can't believe how casual people are with pizza
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:48 pm
by Timbrewolf
THIN CRUSTAFARIANS ASSEMBLE
[youtube]1xNcJstbRAk[/youtube]
WE WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF DEEP DISHTANBUL
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:45 am
by kosmos
Reimoo wrote:I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.
This is LITERALLY blasphemy.
I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.
Vegan abortion? You mean The Parmiamo, the king of pizzas?! Did you miss the ham, by chance?
Holy shit, pizza isn't supposed to be a fucking dough-plate topped with grease. That shit just makes you feel sick. Feels good while starting to eat it, sure, but when you're half-done, you feel already too full, you finish that shit up and almost barf, and an hour later you're already hungry again because that did NOTHING, it doesn't provide any lasting energy. Just a surge of shit-energy which fades in a fart.
Pizza is supposed to be a fucking good, balanced meal with premium meat on top which makes you feel good hours after having it, not some mcdonalds-tier-shit which makes you regret eating things.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:18 pm
by ColonicAcid
honestly is pizza even real food?
i eat KING TONES AND MEATPIES
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:59 pm
by Kraso
ColonicAcid wrote:honestly is pizza even real food?
i eat KING TONES AND MEATPIES
>sullying pizza with your shit food
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:38 pm
by InThePooPoo
i think the real criminals are the people who like thin-crust pizza.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:42 pm
by ThanatosRa
[youtube]QheUzGqZDtg[/youtube]
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:09 pm
by Reyouka
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:13 pm
by miggles
stop posting bowls full of shit this is a thread about pizza
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:20 am
by MrStonedOne
Kraso wrote:Antonkr wrote:>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel
I can't believe how casual people are with pizza
Relevant xkcd:
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/connoisseur.png[/img]
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:27 am
by Incomptinence
It is like a quiche fucked a pie.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:25 pm
by Timbrewolf
XKCD is proto fedora mantra bullshit.
Don't be that guy who always has an XKCD comic up their sleeve.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:54 pm
by Knaive
An0n3 wrote:XKCD is proto fedora mantra bullshit.
Don't be that guy who always has an XKCD comic up their sleeve.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:41 am
by Timbrewolf
Beartato is fine. Proceed.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:15 am
by miggles
whats wrong with xkcd
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:01 am
by Timbrewolf
Every XKCD comic
Alternatively
"Haha look I know STEM facts normal people don't, they are so stupid."
Webcomics
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:05 am
by Maccus
xkcd isn't even funny
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:45 am
by Timbrewolf
XKCD's comedy is like the emperor's new clothes.
If you don't think it's funny you just aren't smart enough.
Me? Oh of course I think it's just fucking hilarious because I am so smart.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:23 am
by miggles
An0n3 wrote:Every XKCD comic
>bashing
>with an argument hammer
Alternatively
"Haha look I know STEM facts normal people don't, they are so stupid."
ok so i went on xkcd and
i see what you mean
i never read the comics anyway i just read what if because its interesting
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:58 am
by Reimoo
Quit arguing you nerds. SMBC is better anyway.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:38 pm
by Munchlax
pbfcomics are best comics
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:51 pm
by Knaive
geilebeer wrote:pbfcomics are best comics
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:11 am
by oranges
>Hipsters hating on xkcd because it's mainstream
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries is where it is at.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:12 am
by MrStonedOne
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:13 am
by nsos
I was at work. I worked at a Circuit City so we had a lot of TV's turned to different channels. Suddenly, they all stopped whatever show they were airing at the same time, and there was a special news report. Dan Rather comes on the TV, he's visibly shaken, a look of terror on his face. His voice chokes with emotion; he's been doing this for decades but suddenly it's like he's an amateur again. Finally, he looks right into the eye of the camera and says:
"Today at approximately 8:15 AM, The Squid totally beefed it."
You could hear a pin drop in the store. Then, when the weight of the announcement had hit us, a girl dropped a novelty mug she hadn't paid for yet on the ground, and it shattered. No one cared.
The customers all left in a hurry to be with their loved ones. Us employees began calling our families, making sure they were okay. One girl just started to cry. Me, I just stood there, in disbelief. This sort of thing wasn't supposed to happen. Not to Squid. Squid isn't supposed to beef it. And yet...and yet...he had. He had beefed it.
And I knew, at that moment, that things would never be the same.
A few minutes later the President appeared on television. He made the announcement we all knew was coming: We were at war.
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:17 am
by oranges
Re: Pizza wars
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:33 am
by Incomptinence
Talking about shit comic XKCD, without MEEEEEGAAAAAN.
You plebs can't understand this petty shaming of an ex.