/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

Concern trolling on previous poster's viewpoint of current topic.

Forum spam in broken Portuguese

passive-aggressive disdain

Self-aware meta-post describing a personal pet peeve or humorous observation of forum posts.

Smug comment that doesn't contribute to the conversation

Post edited several times over an hour to make myself sound as good as possible. Nobody will notice because mod edits don't get the "Last Edited by:" note.

Minor jibe at the above post that I already did something like that not realizing that what he said is slightly different
Realize this but continue the jibe anyway

NikNakFlak wrote:Minor jibe at the above post that I already did something like that not realizing that what he said is slightly different
Realize this but continue the jibe anyway

Disconnected and vulgar attack about a whole other topic entirely.

Attempt to disprove an opinion that has been previously stating by questioning the identity of the poster, prefaced with the word "literally."

In addition, claim that the poster in question is new to the forums, and in addition to being new, is a homosexual. Refer to self as an old homosexual.

shitpost with image

picture of man dunking basketball

Flood of absolutely disgusting pornography in an attempt at getting the topic locked.

picture of a cat

Reply to a post so early on its now irrelevant to the discussion.

peoplearestrange wrote:Reply to a post so early on it's now irrelevant to the discussion.

Smug reminder that your spelling, grammar and punctuation suck and you really should hire me.

Calling dark skinned lizards unclean

Newbie replies to the original post.

Thunder11 wrote:Calling dark skinned lizards unclean

Agreement and pun based on your statement, perverting it.

Request to remain on topic with absolutely no knowledge of what the topic is.

Thinly-veiled derisive comment concerning inexperienced and inept administration.

post that agrees with a previous post from an odd gimmick account that is clearly the quoted poster's sockpuppet.

Elation at posting in a sticky

Threat to lock thread.

"In before the lock" comment.

Locking of thread to preserve humor.

Posting while thread is locked to laugh at the non-mods

Unlocking thread to continue hilarious shitposting

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Sincere-seeming statement playing along with paranormal implications of previous post

Vague and tangential story ended with a poorly constructed reason to even make this post

Statement of glee and triumph over admin who locked it in the first place.

Sexual innuendo to sidetrack posts.

Adaptation of innuendo to fit lizards in complete awareness that I did this before.

Ambiguous query as to erotic roleplaying inclinations of previous poster and how they might fit with my own.

Mocking suggestion to ERP in this thread.

peoplearestrange wrote:Request to remain on topic with absolutely no knowledge of what the topic is.

Self quote for ego.

peoplearestrange wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:Request to remain on topic with absolutely no knowledge of what the topic is.

Self quote for ego.

Posting to back up quote. clear white knight behavior.

Despair, sorrow at what thread has become, resignation and shame

Shitting on above post for trying to kill the thread

Laughing at all of you because le epic trole.

beating the last drops out of a now dead joke.

the words "Titty fart" with no further context or comment.

hate

Repetition of previously-made joke in hope that it will be funny now.

Bump in hopes that thread wont die

Inserted apostrophe and assertion that it will die.

A post asking if this post is breaking the observation meta by asking this very question.

elaborate shitpost

Unsolicited, disturbingly-detailed description of user's bowel movements.

Porn. Just completely unrelated, explicit porn.