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Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:36 am
by Armhulen
Bottom post of the previous page:
you win some and you lose some
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:02 am
by Grazyn
That's because back then in Greek culture "real sex" was sex between a man and a man, while sex with a woman was generally considered a necessary nuisance.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:58 am
by Malkevin
Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young
Also, Romans were better, and not gay
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:23 am
by DemonFiren
Malk better be memeing.
Anyway, spears are clearly superior because I'm learning how to use those instead of swords. Flawless logic.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:04 pm
by Grazyn
Malkevin wrote:Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young
Also, Romans were better, and not gay
The Satyricon tells otherwise
Lots of gay sex in there
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:10 pm
by John_Oxford
rome was better
had democracy before 1700 AD though, so objectively bad empire.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:47 pm
by Timbrewolf
DemonFiren wrote:Malk better be memeing.
Anyway, spears are clearly superior because I'm learning how to use those instead of swords. Flawless logic.
I think in terms of body count spears are still the most lethal thing we've ever invented so good for you.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:34 am
by TheColdTurtle
All Roman emperors were fucking insane though
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:48 am
by firecage
TheColdTurtle wrote:All Roman emperors were fucking insane though
Nah, like less than half of them. Though the ones we remember best were the fucking insane ones.
Justinian was pretty sane. Constantine was also fairly sane(albeit he did make the Roman Empire Christian, so its arguable.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:48 pm
by Munchlax
no
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:39 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
*unzips ketahnuh* bitch
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:30 am
by Timbrewolf
*unsheathes dick* pussy club's two doors down
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:55 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:58 am
by Haevacht
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction
Seems like more of a cloaca guy yeah.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:21 pm
by ThanatosRa
Give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day. Give a man a sword, and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:43 pm
by bandit
Malkevin wrote:Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young
fam have you read the symposium by plato
an entire book about getting drunk and gay stuff
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:53 pm
by Wyzack
But m-muh greek ubermench culture
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:43 am
by bandit
"YO WTF SOCRATES IT'S ME YOUR EX STOP TRYING TO BANG THAT YOUNG TWINK, I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BANG HIM, I MEAN YOU DIDN'T BANG ME AND WE SLEPT TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING ;_; OMG I'M SO DRUNK I THINK I LOVE YOU" -- an actual chapter of the symposium
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:53 am
by DemonFiren
Alkibiades was a big stinky meme.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:54 am
by Timbrewolf
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction
I can tell by your fuckin' face if there's a place to get pussy you'd need directions to find it
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:30 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Nah its cool I got your address already saved in my GPS timbo
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:37 pm
by Timbrewolf
It's gotta be hard to navigate while driving when even Sirii doesn't want to talk to you
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:19 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Directions? From a woman? Preposterous.
My GPS sounds like Gary Busey.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:43 pm
by bandit
just fuck already
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:38 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:48 pm
by DemonFiren
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else
Would you prefer if Anon put his horse avatar back on?
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:45 am
by Timbrewolf
bandit wrote:just fuck already
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Have a happy new year.
Re: are swords cool
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:22 am
by Super Aggro Crag
DemonFiren wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else
Would you prefer if Anon put his horse avatar back on?
Nop