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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:55 pm
by 420weedscopes
Bottom post of the previous page:
Remie Richards wrote:Please learn the difference between Ketchup and Tomato Sauce you Pseudo-American.
i know the difference i'm just amazed to experience a northener that doesn't splash both on literally
every meal
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:37 pm
by Remie Richards
420weedscopes wrote:Remie Richards wrote:Please learn the difference between Ketchup and Tomato Sauce you Pseudo-American.
i know the difference i'm just amazed to experience a northener that doesn't splash both on literally
every meal
I don't know what you mean specifically by "northener" but literally NOBODY I know puts ketchup on like, anything but chips, most of them don't even like it.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:58 pm
by asskek
seriously if you put ketchup on your eggs you should consider cutting your tongue off
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:02 am
by Wyzack
Happy Real Thanksgiving to all my Canuk brothers in spess
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:14 pm
by ThanatosRa
What kind of shitty coffee do you like! If you can't drink it straight black you coffee is shit!
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:23 pm
by DemonFiren
Coffee is heresy, drink tea.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:24 pm
by ThanatosRa
DemonFiren wrote:Coffee is heresy, drink tea.
YOU'RE HERESY!
But seriously, black as hell, strong as death, bitter as loss.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:32 pm
by Wyzack
I drink both. Seriously six cups of coffee every morning. Fuels my brain.
Just finished the third of three thanksgiving dinners this weekend, holy shit. So much turkey and ham. And beer
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:43 am
by Takeguru
I've started hating Thanksgiving after having to prep and cook the turkey.
Fuck that shit.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:06 am
by oranges
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:11 am
by invisty
Haven't been able to play since the server moved to florida. It all runs like arse and I can't really expect anyone to do anything about it for me, much less give a shit. None of the other servers seem very appealing, sadly.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:09 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I got a response email from a job I applied to a couple days ago, saying that "confidentiality will be observed until a decision is made" blah blah blah
Attached to the email was a spreadsheet of all the other candidate's application statuses.
It even has their emails listed.
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:32 pm
by Wyzack
It seems like confidentiality may not be actually observed
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:54 pm
by LiamLime
EndgamerAzari wrote:I got a response email from a job I applied to a couple days ago, saying that "confidentiality will be observed until a decision is made" blah blah blah
Attached to the email was a spreadsheet of all the other candidate's application statuses.
It even has their emails listed.
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
Heh, yeah, I got a job application response email earlier this year where all the candidates were CC-ed.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:01 pm
by EndgamerAzari
The worst part is, the email said to respond with additional information if I felt it was necessary and it looks like most of the candidates did. So even though I feel like I covered everything in my application, I feel like I should respond so I don't seem like a slacker.
Eh, I'm not really qualified for this job anyway, but it'd be nice to be in Columbus instead of Wheeling.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:22 pm
by Takeguru
Clearly, they're trying to incite a Highlander situation.
There can only be 1 applicant, get to it.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:36 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I'd need their physical addresses for that.
...though I do have access to a fairly reliable people-search database at my current job.
Hmm...
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 am
by Maccus
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:10 am
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:11 am
by Wyzack
Man that first sentance was hard to read. But yeah that is basically called classical conditioning, and is that creepy shit pavlov did with the dogs and the bell
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:15 am
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:29 pm
by Remie Richards
Yes it works.
I started going to the toilet while waiting for things to cook.
now whenever I cook I need the toilet.
it's because the two events become associated, it's like teaching a dog tricks, you give it a treat the first few times and it assumes from then on that rolling over = a treat.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:11 pm
by asskek
TheWiznard wrote:I'm not an expert in like human mind training or anything but is it possible to like eat/do something so many times before you do a certain thing that any time you eat/do thing you start/feel like doing thing?
Because I feel like soda does this to me. Like I'll normally pick up a 44oz when I get back from classes at like 9-10pm and then drink it while I'm browsing the web before I go to sleep. And now like every time I have soda I go into sleep mode and start getting really tired.
Yes
For example, whenever I see someone put ketchup on their eggs, I pull out a 45
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:24 pm
by Ricotez
I'll fucking put ketchup on whatever I want
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:51 pm
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:21 pm
by 420weedscopes
Ricotez wrote:I'll fucking put ketchup on whatever I want
why don't you put ketchup on
this
DICK
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:29 pm
by Wyzack
Because if he did then we would have to look at another post about how asskek only sucks dick with no ketchup and he wants to kill anyone who likes different things
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:35 pm
by Maccus
My friend is babysitting a kangaroo
No, we're not Australian
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:36 pm
by EndgamerAzari
D'awww
I assume it's a young one? Seems kinda skinny.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:40 pm
by Maccus
Yeah, his friend's a zookeeper and he's so little they take care of him in shifts to feed him a lot and it's her turn
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:41 pm
by EndgamerAzari
How well-behaved is he? That seems like the kind of animal that could really wreck your house if it gets out of hand.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:44 pm
by Maccus
Reasonably well-behaved, he apparently just spends most of the day napping at the foot of his bed like a dog and eating crumbs. I told my friend to put on Kangaroo Jack and see what happens.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:49 pm
by EndgamerAzari
Apparently you want you friend to die horribly.
Not from the kangaroo itself, just from the movie.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:16 am
by callanrockslol
Kangaroos are the laziest fuckers you will eveer see, if they dont have a reason to move they arent going anywhere. They can fuvk you up good too, mostly the red ones.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:49 pm
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:54 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I'm frankly astonished you didn't blow up/burn down the house.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:31 pm
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:07 pm
by Remie Richards
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:33 pm
by Wyzack
Wish me and my fellow countrymen luck these next few days as we attempt to rid ourselves of our shitter prime minister, and exchange him for a (please God hopefully) slightly less shit one.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:54 pm
by TheWiznard
link
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:54 pm
by Remie Richards
for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:57 pm
by 420weedscopes
that's kind of adorable
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:27 pm
by ThanatosRa
TheWiznard wrote:Wyzack wrote:Wish me and my fellow countrymen luck these next few days as we attempt to rid ourselves of our shitter prime minister, and exchange him for a (please God hopefully) slightly less shit one.
The lizard people won't let you have your way.
Rob Ford for PM.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:43 pm
by tuypo1
im planing to make a jack o lantern for the first time but i cant decide on a design.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:46 pm
by Wyzack
Do the NT logo and post pics
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:48 pm
by EndgamerAzari
I slammed my ring finger in the door of the ice maker at work and it bruised instantly. Even now my right hand feels slightly weaker than usual. My life is terrible to a point just below the threshold of it actually mattering that it's terrible.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:03 am
by tuypo1
Wyzack wrote:Do the NT logo and post pics
i will do this.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:14 am
by asskek
ketchup dick is ok
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:26 am
by Maccus
Remie Richards wrote:for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.
I'm gonna go as Waldo and sneak into people's group pics
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:14 pm
by Remie Richards
Maccus wrote:Remie Richards wrote:for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.
I'm gonna go as Waldo and sneak into people's group pics
omg yes do that.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:23 am
by asskek
my girl put ketchup on her eggs this morning
suffice to say I'm being convicted of homicide