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my girl put ketchup on her eggs this morning
suffice to say I'm being convicted of homicide

Depends on the kind of eggs, and the kind of ketchup.

With scrambled eggs, and if the ketchup is something closer to hosauce, it's acceptable.

Maccus wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:for Halloween this year my Niece is going as... a Burger.
She was going to be a Witch but her Dad and Nanny both accidentally scared her and now she's well... going as a burger lol.

I'm gonna go as Waldo and sneak into people's group pics

Brilliant.

I'm going as Sinestro. I can't wait until Halloween is over so I can shave this creepy mustache.

That is pretty awesome. I am going to be a lazy shit and just reuse my scout constume from fanexpo

I'm uh

Not dressing as anything and I'm going to hand out candy to little military chitlin.

Not dressing up.

Not handing out candy.

Screw Halloween, never did nothin' for me.

Going to a friend's movie night (again) on halloween.
Going as an Inkling, unless my trip to the clinic is bad in which case I'll be going as a sad person!

I'm going to go with a small group of people all in suits and powder under are nose.

In my ongoing quest to beep boop I have acquired this boop
It is a mighty fine boop and makes a mean beep.

I killed the microwave.

Sort of.

It's my fault, but I didn't press the button.

Doing the cleaning thing, scrubbed down the toilet, niece wanted to help so I sent her to microwave the sponge for 15 seconds after I was done.

She added a few zeroes and I didn't notice until I smelled it.

Fuck

Someone has offered to sell me one of these boops for $1600.



...I may go for it, but I may get this boop instead for closer to like $1200.





Everyone can plainly see the second boop has more knobs = more beep = probably better.

Actually, at just under $600 this boop might be my next beep. Can't argue with that value.



I don't think anyone else here plays any instruments anymore. Fugg.

An0n3 wrote:I don't think anyone else here plays any instruments anymore. Fugg.

I could probably still play my tenor sax if I tried and could find the motivation. Been meaning to get my acoustic guitar from my parents' basement and try to learn that thing again.

Then again, that's probably not what you were talking about.

I have wanted to get back in to playing piano for a while now. Maybe i should.

Wyzack wrote:I have wanted to get back in to playing piano for a while now. Maybe i should.

I used to play piano, too. I was pretty good, but nowhere near as good as my brother, so my enthusiasm for it didn't last (not that there was much in the first place).

Fuuuuuck, going to vote in a few hours. Still torn between voting for who i want to see elected and voting strategically to make sure the conservatives dont get a seat. Any other canucks vote today?

An0n3 wrote:Actually, at just under $600 this boop might be my next beep. Can't argue with that value.



I don't think anyone else here plays any instruments anymore. Fugg.

I wouldn't consider myself a synthesizer connoisseur but I used to have a minimoog and I currently have a decent-quality groovebox.

What do you produce? I just like to fuck around.

also did anyone else try to write comics/books when they were a kid? a young 12-14 yo weeb saintish tried writing a manga called "deli" about a down on his luck deli owner and his two employees

it was basically a ripoff of spongebob

the boss was really enthusiastic, his clerk was a big stoic guy that never talked and his cook was suicidal

weeb saintish actually managed to write and draw half an issue of it but most of it was traced from manga he got at the local library

I distinctly remember the plot involving a stereotyped japanese businessman coming in and demanding dolphin and the crew trying to buy dolphin from the local mob

I still think it was a good idea

asskek wrote:also did anyone else try to write comics/books when they were a kid?

Who didn't is a better question! I sucked shit at drawing and still do, but I haven't given up on the idea of maybe one day turning my pulpy shitty writing into something visual--probably by paying a friend a lot of money to do so.

I might try to write a novel for NaNoWriMo this month, or at least get started on one. I'm thinking a cyberpunk noir story called "By the Light of the Plastic Moon".

EndgamerAzari wrote:

asskek wrote:also did anyone else try to write comics/books when they were a kid?

Who didn't is a better question! I sucked shit at drawing and still do, but I haven't given up on the idea of maybe one day turning my pulpy shitty writing into something visual--probably by paying a friend a lot of money to do so.

I might try to write a novel for NaNoWriMo this month, or at least get started on one. I'm thinking a cyberpunk noir story called "By the Light of the Plastic Moon".

call me a faggot and I won't deny it but I think NaNoWriMo just encourages bad writing

best of luck though

I think if you're going to participate in smoke dro fly mo, you should just write a barebones outline

you're just wasting your time trying to cram good writing in 1 month

not YOU in particular
people in general
me

Oh, I don't expect to actually finish it in a month. I just need an impetus to actually start.

I do agree that most people who participate in NaNoWriMo are hacks and/or fooling themselves.

the only thing ive contributed to the world of literature is a decent portion of The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

and maybe some parts of Hypersphere if that project ever takes off

I write pulpy superhero action/urban fantasy stories for fun. They started out as fanfiction of someone ELSE's fanfiction, but I've had people tell me they're better than some shit that gets published--though that is admittedly a pretty low metric.

I have no illusions about the quality of what I do, though. It's shit.

EndgamerAzari wrote:I write pulpy superhero action/urban fantasy stories for fun. They started out as fanfiction of someone ELSE's fanfiction, but I've had people tell me they're better than some shit that gets published--though that is admittedly a pretty low metric.

I have no illusions about the quality of what I do, though. It's shit.

can't be shittier than george "brown water" martin

Kinda wish Halloween wasn't a thing around here, but I just happen to live in one of those little suburbs where it's family-friendly enough that the kids knock on all the doors. Reminds me of all the things wrong with my life.

WITH A GLIMMER OF HOPE IN HIS EYE, HE FINDS HIS STRENGTH RETURNING

I have a phone interview next Thursday for a librarian position at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas! This could be it--this could be the thing that just turns my life around! It's a long shot, but it's something!

EndgamerAzari wrote:I have a phone interview next Thursday for a librarian position at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas! This could be it--this could be the thing that just turns my life around! It's a long shot, but it's something!

That sounds great. Universities are fantastic places to meet cool folk.

Doug is a piece of shit who has really good ideas for stories but beats himself up too much to actually commit to writing/sharing them.

Fuck you, Doug!

asskek wrote: I wouldn't consider myself a synthesizer connoisseur but I used to have a minimoog and I currently have a decent-quality groovebox.

What do you produce? I just like to fuck around.

Nice. I've always wanted something Moog (DAT FILTER) but the prices people ask for vintage stuff is just fucking stupid. No, it's really not worth that much. Your Moog concertmate is really nice! I'm sorry but it's just not worth $600+.
Especially not now that you can get things like the Slim Phatty or Minitaur for less than that.

I don't "produce" anything, I just sit around tweaking knobs for sick beeps and boops. I'm not sure I can call latching the arp on a synth open and then just sweeping the filter around and fucking with the detune on OSC 2 or trying out the different things that can happen when you patch the LFO to different parameters and fuck with it. Is this music? It's certainly making sounds and playing timbres but this aint no fuckin' song. It sounds like we're probably of the same mind. It's music to us, and that's all we need.

invisty wrote:That sounds great. Universities are fantastic places to meet cool folk.

Yeah, I spent so much time in academia I feel like it's where I belong. Plus Vegas is so far removed from Wheeling it'd be damn refreshing.

An0n3 wrote:Doug is a piece of shit who has really good ideas for stories but beats himself up too much to actually commit to writing/sharing them.

Fuck you, Doug!

Maybe when I create something that isn't hackneyed shit I'll tell you where I post it.

EndgamerAzari wrote:

Wyzack wrote:I have wanted to get back in to playing piano for a while now. Maybe i should.

I used to play piano, too. I was pretty good, but nowhere near as good as my brother, so my enthusiasm for it didn't last (not that there was much in the first place).

I used to play piano
I still do, but I used to, too
(I suck at it though. I just know a few songs and that's it. Don't even have my own keyboard anymore)

Wyzack wrote:Fuuuuuck, going to vote in a few hours. Still torn between voting for who i want to see elected and voting strategically to make sure the conservatives dont get a seat. Any other canucks vote today?

When I see "canuck" I think "cuck"
I'm sorry
Anyway arrn't your conservatives bootlickers of the US? elect them

Classic Mitch.

An0n3 wrote:Classic Mitch.

favorite has to be the one about the acid "hallucination" of the headlights

first one that made me crack up was the fukken escalator joke

I've had a cold for the past fucking week and a half and it just refuses to fuck off

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP COUGHING JESUS I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO SPIT UP A LUNG

We did it digg, non-conservatives win!

Wyzack wrote:We did it digg, non-conservatives win!

Is this sarcasm

I don't care who won really but I don't know if you're being sincere

We did it digg is an ancient meme come on man.

>Saintish cant step to my vintage memes

cmon man. We are just happy we managed to ditch our shit prime minister okay

asskek wrote: favorite has to be the one about the acid "hallucination" of the headlights

first one that made me crack up was the fukken escalator joke

"I got the receptionist's number at my hotel

it was zero."

An0n3 wrote:I don't think anyone else here plays any instruments anymore. Fugg.

It's all about being a vocalist now.



I had a vision today, some drums bolted to something mobile and controlled by sick beats. I think I have to build this.

I play four stringed bass guitar, but ever since I accidentally kicked over my amp it sounds like it plays underwater

my brother plays lead, four stringed bass and five stringed bass and he even was in a tribute band for a few years

played counter strike source and go for two days straight
ha ha ha ha my head

in reference to what I last said, I will be going as a sad inkling.

Remie Richards wrote:in reference to what I last said, I will be going as a sad inkling.

i googled it
im still not sure what that is

I have an old cheap spiderman costume that's one of those pullover bodysuit deals.

I'm thinking about taking that, a poncho, a sombrero, and a fake mustache and going to my office party as "Spider Manuel" but I think I might get fired for being intolerant or something.

An0n3 wrote:I have an old cheap spiderman costume that's one of those pullover bodysuit deals.

I'm thinking about taking that, a poncho, a sombrero, and a fake mustache and going to my office party as "Spider Manuel" but I think I might get fired for being intolerant or something.

pics pls

im being ginger bread man

note the space

An0n3 wrote:I have an old cheap spiderman costume that's one of those pullover bodysuit deals.

I'm thinking about taking that, a poncho, a sombrero, and a fake mustache and going to my office party as "Spider Manuel" but I think I might get fired for being intolerant or something.

wear only the fake mustache and say you're there incognito

happy back-to-the-future day

Turns out, that to be librarian you need special librarian education.

Yep, for most positions that aren't just basic circulation desk work.

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