/tg/Station 13

don't

fuck you if you're one of those people who go 20-30 to merge into a highway going 65

What kind of engine do you have where you can accelerate from 20MPH from going on a huge curve to line up with the highway to 65MPH within 200ft, all the while looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not about to splat on a car in the rightmost lane?

drive over anyone who fucks with you and say they were a threat

Clearly they were trying to get me to slow so their buddies could shoot us

Shaps wrote:

fuck you if you're one of those people who go 20-30 to merge into a highway going 65

What kind of engine do you have where you can accelerate from 20MPH from going on a huge curve to line up with the highway to 65MPH within 200ft, all the while looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not about to splat on a car in the rightmost lane?

Anything with 6 cylinders

Get to the head of the column and pretend you're part of it

Shaps wrote:

fuck you if you're one of those people who go 20-30 to merge into a highway going 65

What kind of engine do you have where you can accelerate from 20MPH from going on a huge curve to line up with the highway to 65MPH within 200ft, all the while looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not about to splat on a car in the rightmost lane?

You go around the curve at 30 and speed up to 45, it's not hard.

lntigracy wrote: - fuck you if you're one of those people who go 20-30 to merge into a highway going 65, regardless of whether there's a convoy or not

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is a big fucking problem around where I live, fuck you if you do this
also fuck you if you drive at 50-55 on the fucking motorway, "herp derp I'm driving slower so that makes me safer"
double fuck you if you do this IN THE FUCKING PASSING LANE ARGH

I drive 110 on the highways because it saves a ton of gas.

But I stay out of the passing lane unless there's a slow-ass truck in front of me going 90. And when I enter it, I accelerate up to 120/130 (depending on the limit), because I am not a savage.

I'm German, I can go as fast as I want.

Speed limit on the highways near me is 65/55 for more axels

Where do you even live Rico

probably some country that uses km/h rather than mph, 110km is just under 70 miles

speed limit varies between 100, 120 and 130 kmph depending on which part of the highways you are on

haha inti you thought he was driving 130 mph

stupid americans

shut up cheridan you're an amerifat

emphasis on the fat part

This is when I get off the highway and take surface streets.

lntigracy wrote:shut up cheridan you're an amerifat

emphasis on the fat part

more like emphasis on him stuffing his fat dick in ur mums mouth lmao boom roasted

its okay oranges id be angry all the time too if i were a disgusting kiwi

the best part about being canadian is that no one really hates canadians except for some americans

How about you nerds include the units you are using, because AMERICANS cannot handle the metric system!

but it's funnier when mericans think we go 110 mph

technically you're allowed to on certain German highways

just about all german highways, actually
we don't have a hard speed limit unless explicitly noted otherwise via street signs

it's just that you're gonna have to justify yourself for going faster than 130 and if you have insurance they're gonna give you hell

Germans also ban trucks from passing each other at a haLF A FUCKING MILE AN HOUR DIFFERENCE IN SPEED BLOCKING BOTH FUCKING LANES AT 20 MILES AN HOUR SLOWER THAN EVERY OTHER CUNT AND TAKING A MILLION YEARS TO PASS ARRRGGHHHHH

We call this "elephant racing".

I call it "being a fucking cunt"

I suppose technically it's "being in my fucking way" which amounts to the same thing

Shaps confirmed for not having a lead foot

Screemonster wrote:Germans also ban trucks from passing each other at a haLF A FUCKING MILE AN HOUR DIFFERENCE IN SPEED BLOCKING BOTH FUCKING LANES AT 20 MILES AN HOUR SLOWER THAN EVERY OTHER CUNT AND TAKING A MILLION YEARS TO PASS ARRRGGHHHHH

just lane split

>be oxford
>nice car
>grandpas family jag
>be absolutely fucked because you don't get to drive 160 miles a hour on i95
>only burgerfag 70 mile a hour american highways

europe, i hate you in every way, except your food and highways.

for that, oxford gives a stamp of approval.

DemonFiren wrote:just about all german highways, actually
we don't have a hard speed limit unless explicitly noted otherwise via street signs

it's just that you're gonna have to justify yourself for going faster than 130 and if you have insurance they're gonna give you hell

If you have insurance?
What, you mean the anal reaming that is car insurance isn't mandated by law in Germany?

Shaps wrote:

fuck you if you're one of those people who go 20-30 to merge into a highway going 65

What kind of engine do you have where you can accelerate from 20MPH from going on a huge curve to line up with the highway to 65MPH within 200ft, all the while looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not about to splat on a car in the rightmost lane?

Either american slip roads are incredibly badly designed or its because your huge heavy five litre engines can't haul your fat asses to speed because you're all a bunch of girls with automatic transmissions that don't allow you to stay in low gear for rapid acceleration.

well, it is, and it isn't always that bad
but insurance doesn't always mean you're actually insured, mostly it means they take your money and tell you to fuck off