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Post by Supermichael777 » #270741

So were 2 episodes in and AS doubled down on the unreal edge.

Episode 1:
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Scaramoush seems like an idiot for not going for Jacks armor with that dagger. Fucking asking for throw memes
Episode 2:
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Jack needs to find a ptsd specialist that isn't also Aku. Aku needs one too. also 50 years and he hasn't climbed down that pit.
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Post by danno » #270742

episode 2 was so fucking dope
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Post by TheColdTurtle » #270756

Was that the first time jack has killed a human?
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Post by Qbopper » #270844

the whiplash from "Aku is literally giving himself therapy and putting on flame eyebrows when he wakes up" to "jack has slit a young woman's throat and been stabbed" not being jarring at all was incredible

so glad I started watching this show, I saw s5e1 on youtube for whatever reason and started watching the older ones

so fucking good
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #270892

Watched the second episode, it was really interesting.

Funny how Aku has progressed from fighting Jack and getting fucking dunked to throwing impotent enemies and minor inconveniences at Jack and giggling to having a crisis and not having any idea what to do any more because Jack is the only stimulation he has any more and being a god isn't very exciting.

I predict next episode will begin with the Daughters finding the corpse of one of their own and have their ability start to unravel either out of rage or fear that they could fail, and then Jack either bails or dunks them all now that their confidence is wavering.
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Post by Ricotez » #271308

I like how the fifth season is slowly deconstructing the "cartoon for kids" tropes of the first four seasons. Fifty years of typical cartoon status quo back-where-we-started has left both Jack and Aku mentally exhausted, and Jack is shocked that he killed a real human when he thought it was just another machine.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Post by Ricotez » #271983

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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #284302

Scaramouche confirmed for not a virgin.
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Post by Jacough » #284470

I normally don't say this about cation characters but
Every since Ashi changed her hair and made herself that leaf outfit I totally want to fuck her.
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Post by Qbopper » #284642

Jacough wrote:I normally don't say this about cation characters but
Every since Ashi changed her hair and made herself that leaf outfit I totally want to fuck her.
I think you meant to post here

that episode was fucking great, and the timing on scaramouche was amazing

>heh that guy has a small head
>it's vaguely phallic lol
>ok now what
>"that guy has a penis head"

I never thought a penis joke would be an example of quality writing
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Post by Incomptinence » #284749

Daughters of aku were clothed in boiling pitch or something as terrible for most of their lives. Fucking nasty.
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Post by Ricotez » #284772

All those callbacks. That episode was amazing. I'm glad Scaramouche is back too.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by D&B » #286942

Ashi fucking op pls nerf
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
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Post by Ricotez » #286943

Jack's Back
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Qbopper » #286977

The moment they cut from Ashi mid rage filled scream to Jack making tea I knew this was gonna be a good episode
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Who Would Win: An army of orcs or the waifu?
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Post by Qbopper » #287040

ShadowDimentio wrote:Who Would Win: An army of orcs or the waifu?
answer:
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monk shitting on jack's tea
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my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

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Post by Qbopper » #293570

holy shit sharp-piece-of-folded-metal-wielder johnathan is fucked
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the guardian is (probably0 dead and aku has the sword jesus christ

calling it now aku-ashi will break free of aku's gimmick and open a portal for jack but she can't go with him and there's a moment where jack is like o no wat do i do
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #293706

His smile and optimism: Gone again

Time to grow another beard
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Post by Jacough » #293710

I forgot to record Saturday's episode reee. Hopefully it'll repay Wednesday like the one where they were in the crashed spess ship
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Post by Incomptinence » #293719

Considering the sword can choose to vanish and it pmuch established in the cartoons aku can't use it right jack gonna be fine.

Would be rad as fuck if he could inner peace draw it out of nothing.
Or realises all the being a good dude shit is what beats aku and kills the goon with his bare hands.
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Post by Qbopper » #293874

Incomptinence wrote:Considering the sword can choose to vanish and it pmuch established in the cartoons aku can't use it right jack gonna be fine.

Would be rad as fuck if he could inner peace draw it out of nothing.
Or realises all the being a good dude shit is what beats aku and kills the goon with his bare hands.
yeah but if aku has the sword and jack doesn't jack can't kill aku

it's also not hard to imagine aku having some counter meme magic to negate the magic disappearing bullshit

slightly related:

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Post by Ricotez » #294311

The older episodes seem to suggest that Aku could still destroy the sword even if he can't use it, but he only ever tried it on fake swords so who knows.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Qbopper » #294518

Ricotez wrote:The older episodes seem to suggest that Aku could still destroy the sword even if he can't use it, but he only ever tried it on fake swords so who knows.
it strikes me as more likely he'd try to taunt jack with it
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #296848

Well, its over.
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Post by Incomptinence » #296875

Lame, prefer my theories.
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Post by Armhulen » #296876

ending was OKAY

I GUESS

SOME WOULD SUPPOSE

IN A WAY
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #296891

I woulda gone with a terminator 2, with ashi lowering herself into molten steel or something to rid the last bit of akus taint in the world. Or seppuku with jacks sword.
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boy i die!!!!! shit boy
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Post by srifenbyxp » #296897

The moment Aku found out Ashi had all of his powers
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Re: Salami-guy Jacque

Post by D&B » #296907

That's all Babe
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
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Re: Salami-guy Jacque

Post by Ricotez » #297047

Pacing of the final episode was too rushed, but it contained everything an ending would've had to contain and I am satisfied.

I do think they should've just cut it up into 2 episodes, and have the scenes last longer. Samurai Jack is known for taking its damn time in its scenes and there were plenty of characters left.

But I am satisfied.
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Re: Salami-guy Jacque

Post by Qbopper » #297400

Damn shame it has to be squeezed into 10 episodes and the "delay the timetravel repercussions" shit pissed me off but otherwise it was what I wanted andI 'm glad I got to see it
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Re: Salami-guy Jacque

Post by Kraso » #297584

imagine if adult swim gave genndy the fucking single hour he wanted for the final episode
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