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What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:50 pm
by Shaps-cloud
Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:54 pm
by Lumbermancer
A wrench or a chair.

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:12 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Deep fry a pickle. Fried pickles are good.

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:58 pm
by calzilla1
Pour poison into it and give it to unwiting assistants

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:26 pm
by cedarbridge
Shaps-cloud wrote:Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?


Onion rings, cheese sticks, jalapeno poppers, hushpuppies

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:00 pm
by Qbopper
i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:01 pm
by Screemonster
Candy bars?

Scotland says: that's decades old shit, get on our level scrub

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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:12 pm
by XSI
Frikandellen
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Bamischijf
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Krokketten
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Bitterballen
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Shit, I can keep posting if you want
If it's modern Dutch cuisine, it's probably deep fried

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:37 pm
by lntigracy
Put your face in it.

It'll be an improvement.

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:39 pm
by iamgoofball
Donuts

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:42 pm
by ShadowDimentio
Food

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:49 pm
by PKPenguin321
Shoes/glass shard

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:09 pm
by bman
put your dick in it

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:19 pm
by ThanatosRa
catfish

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:50 am
by Fiz Bump
Deepfry an entire gatorade-basted turkey.

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:24 am
by Cherrypone
deep fry random objects like a REAL /tg/station chef
In all seriousness try apple fritters

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:03 am
by 420weedscopes
apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good

Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:43 am
by SergeantSkread
Qbopper wrote:i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl

it's way easier to throw some tendies or jalapeno poppers or w/e into the deep fryer than actually cook something

so yeah you can definitely compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer though it definitely takes a bit more commitment than a microwave

420weedscopes wrote:apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good

oh man i've not tried most of these but plantains and fried crab are really great