The future is now

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LeeroyJenkns
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The future is now

Post by LeeroyJenkns » #278681

So, you're autistic enough to think about remake of spessh game about spacemen? If so, proceed.


Do ya remember all theese remakes and how they have ended? SS14-1 is dead, tons of lowcost remakes are dead too, and ION is a fucking minecraft. After years of research I've finally managed to put my finger on what is the reason of failure:
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Spessh Stessh 13 on unity
There are some coders working on porting ss13 to unity, and there is only 2 of them active. So if ur a shitcored and ready to unleash an unspeakable evil (e.g c# code) - you can join them on discord and see what's going on

Here's discord: https://discord.gg/HvJ4f6h
Git Gut repo: https://github.com/unitystation/unitystation
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Lumbermancer
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Re: The future is now

Post by Lumbermancer » #278687

I'm confused. Byond is right but also into the trash it goes?
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
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Ricotez
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Re: The future is now

Post by Ricotez » #278689

I'll believe it when I play it.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Super Aggro Crag
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Re: The future is now

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #278710

Old men....are the future.
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InsaneHyena
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Re: The future is now

Post by InsaneHyena » #278732

Oh boy, another SS13 remake!
Bring back papercult.

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captain sawrge
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Re: The future is now

Post by captain sawrge » #278734

old men running the world
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Super Aggro Crag
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Re: The future is now

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #278775

captain sawrge wrote:old men running the world
No, Savage.
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imblyings
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Re: The future is now

Post by imblyings » #278776

Unity was a game engine last I recalled, not an ancient ritual to dispel curses.
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
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Qbopper
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Re: The future is now

Post by Qbopper » #278912

stationeers is currently closer to a ss13 remake than this game is

don't fucking post about how you're making a ss13 remake/etc. until you actually have something to show beyond "the guy moves and can pick up items", this thread doesn't even have that
Limey wrote:its too late.
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captain sawrge
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Re: The future is now

Post by captain sawrge » #278992

Unatco?
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oranges
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Re: The future is now

Post by oranges » #278998

I'm sure this OP knows what he is doing and will not make the same mistakes the last 7 remakes made, we know this because he can make images in GNU IMAGE MANIUPLATION PROGRAM
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Re: The future is now

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #279213

Welcome to Spess station Andromeda on a 5 million USD custom 3d engine, i will be your gender fluid catperson guide today.
Meanwhile in Unity. Mekhi anderson gets read to commit to a bare knuckle fight against a xenobio bear.

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