Do you sit, or stand?

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Do you Sit or stand when you wipe your buttocks?

Sitting
21
18%
Sitting
21
18%
Sitting
21
18%
Stand
14
12%
Stand
14
12%
Stand
14
12%
Other
3
3%
Other
3
3%
Other
3
3%
Abstain
1
1%
Abstain
1
1%
Abstain
1
1%
 
Total votes : 117

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Do you sit, or stand?

Postby NikNakFlak » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:50 pm #22833

Yes, it is this poll from the old forums again. It's a simple question, do you sit or stand when you go to wipe your buttocks?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Munchlax » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:53 pm #22834

Both.

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Stickymayhem » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:53 pm #22835

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Mandurrrh » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:12 pm #22847

Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Remie Richards » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:17 pm #22851

Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?


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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:17 pm #22852

head in bowl; legs in the air

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Kraso » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:00 pm #22866

ColonicAcid wrote:head in bowl; legs in the air

a monk from tibet taught me that one

could you say you're a literal shithead then :^)))))))
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:09 pm #22869

no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Mandurrrh » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:18 pm #22884

ColonicAcid wrote:no you idiot i spout shit from my mouth jeez


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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:33 pm #22885

>implying i would partake in such illicit activities such as having sex for procreation and pleasure
>implying i would involve ass into all that equation
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ThanatosRa » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:36 pm #22894

It's a catch 22 CA. If you admit to it, you admit to it. If you deny it, no one believes you.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:59 am #22939

Fuck you dad you can't tell me how to suck a dick!
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby kosmos » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:51 am #22964

NikNakFlak wrote:wipe your buttocks?

What. BUTTOCKS? Not wiping your asshole? Is this some sex thing? I voted sitting because that's the only case when I wipe anything near my asshole.

...do americans only wipe their buttocks instead of their asshole after taking a shit? Jesus christ people, learn to use a bidet spray.

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby DrPillzRedux » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:58 am #22995

Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby paprika » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:21 pm #23055

crumpled or folded toilet paper
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Mono » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:24 pm #23068

Reversed position is best position. Now I can enjoy my chili whilst on the toilet.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:34 pm #23072

What is reverse position.
Wait do you mean you fucking sit down looking at the toilet? What evil and disturbed person came up with that.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby paprika » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:58 pm #23079

Someone who wanted to eat some chili
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Stickymayhem » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:02 pm #23085

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:29 am #23108

What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Stickymayhem » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:25 am #23150

ThanatosRa wrote:What do you call it when you still have yourself half on the seat, but raised a bit above it for leverage?


Constipation.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby srifenbyxp » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:36 am #23155

Depends if the toliets clean or not
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Timbrewolf » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:46 pm #23182

It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:39 pm #23185

I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?
Whatever
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Mono » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:23 pm #23231

peoplearestrange wrote:I abstain while I wipe. Seriously though... why this thread... why?

The people have a right to know!
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:38 pm #23232

An0n3 wrote:It's 2014 why aren't you shitting like Spiderman?

-snip-

This position is actually proven to stop piles and is generally a better position to take when pooping.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Rolan7 » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:39 pm #23757

What the hell kind of question is this? I've had to stand briefly to get a fresh roll of toilet paper, and it makes everything infinitely awful. This must be a joke.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Munchlax » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:37 pm #23929

What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.

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Postby Mandurrrh » Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:42 pm #24154

geilebeer wrote:What the shit, standing isn't gonna make it any harder to wipe than when you sit, except if your butthole is literally surrounded by rainforest.


I wish I hadn't laughed so hard at this...

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Miauw » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:32 pm #24277

DrPillzRedux wrote:
Mandurrrh wrote:Boys are weird as fuck. Why would you stand?
To check the TP and see if your ass is clear of shit.

i guess thats needed if you're fat as fuck, but i can just check the tp while sitting down.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby OtherDalfite » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:06 am #24366

I stand because I am not an ape, my spinal column is perfectly capable of sustaining myself in an upright position.

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Kot » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:27 am #24399

I bomb gravity generator and float while wiping my ass.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Reyouka » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:40 pm #24996

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby Malkevin » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:37 pm #26871

I still don't get how standing-wiping works without causing your cheeks to clump together and smear the shit everywhere.
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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby TheTerbs » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:34 am #26924

I'm gender neutral actually
you're gonna carry that weight

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Re: Do you sit, or stand?

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:29 am #26961

what so you go halfway between sitting and standing or you like poop into your hand and then proceed to throw the poop into the bowl like you're at a superbowl game and you just scored the game winning try HUH YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS FIREWORKS.
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