i just saw the biggest shit i swear to god
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:41 am
so i work a seasonal job and part of it is cleaning the bathrooms when we close, so im fairly used to nasty things right? but holy fuck today was an outlier
so i mean normally the "highlight" of my day wouldve been the toilet seat wrenched off its base and put into the toilet itself, but today i was walking in and i saw IT
i swear upon all that i have ever loved in my life that this monster was AT LEAST a foot long and three inches in diameter, and thats not even counting the little cap that was separated from the main body
so i call up my manager and he's like "what is there a fetus in there" and im like "well i mean it was def given birth to" and he sees it and he just stares and starts laughing, so he radios to the other assistant manager and tells him to come and he stares and starts laughing, and its just the three of us there staring at this monstrosity in the toilet laughing and trying to figure out how this thing got out of any kind of human's ass. i legit wish i took pics now because you guys would not believe this thing, i mean i've seen some shit both irl and from my time when i browsed /b/ but this thing tops it all, and all three of us swear it was the biggest shit they had ever seen, and the assistant manager is in his 80s so you know he's seen a few
jesus christ guys
so i mean normally the "highlight" of my day wouldve been the toilet seat wrenched off its base and put into the toilet itself, but today i was walking in and i saw IT
i swear upon all that i have ever loved in my life that this monster was AT LEAST a foot long and three inches in diameter, and thats not even counting the little cap that was separated from the main body
so i call up my manager and he's like "what is there a fetus in there" and im like "well i mean it was def given birth to" and he sees it and he just stares and starts laughing, so he radios to the other assistant manager and tells him to come and he stares and starts laughing, and its just the three of us there staring at this monstrosity in the toilet laughing and trying to figure out how this thing got out of any kind of human's ass. i legit wish i took pics now because you guys would not believe this thing, i mean i've seen some shit both irl and from my time when i browsed /b/ but this thing tops it all, and all three of us swear it was the biggest shit they had ever seen, and the assistant manager is in his 80s so you know he's seen a few
jesus christ guys