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IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:39 pm #1156

Not sure if this is the right subforum but hey, I liked this thread and it can be moved.

16:32 < RavingManiac> Alright, can someone point me towards the glorfcode?
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:20 pm #1192

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Jeb » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:37 pm #1215

<Jeb> when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby elyina » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:28 pm #1239

[16:40] <NOBODY400> ALL I DID WAS SEND A PM ASKING "CAN I BE A MEXICAN BABY DIAPER NEXT ROUND" AND NOW IM PERMA'D
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby MrSnapwalk » Mon May 05, 2014 6:50 pm #3862

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Mon May 05, 2014 8:03 pm #3873

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Tue May 06, 2014 9:28 am #3990

10:21 < Tomeno> pinballs
10:21 < Tomeno> put your code on piratepad
10:21 < Tomeno> so we can see how terrible it is
10:21 < pinballs> How are you think will be that easy down here
10:21 < Tomeno> down where
10:21 < Tomeno> are you sucking someones dick
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Miauw » Thu May 08, 2014 4:34 pm #4522

vista has a great idea
<vista> hey [rock]
<vista> how about you teach your students
<vista> how to program
<vista> in DM
<vista> make them feel what is real programming
<vista> how it feels when their future employers won't accomodate to their choice of a language
<vista> but rather they have to accomodate whatever legacy shit they have
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:35 am #30294

14:31 < Anonus> removal of one red, floppy pickle

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Psyentific » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:31 am #30340

Jeb wrote:<Jeb> when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines

A special vending machine in the Captain's Quarters that dispenses comdoms, which can be inflated into novelty balloons. This is a traitor objective.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:10 pm #45961

(On Vorestation)
22:11 < Iamgoofball> we had a ton of vg nerds on the server though who figured out they could use the creepy vore shit to work like a clown car
22:11 < Iamgoofball> we hid all the nuke ops one round inside an assistant
22:11 < Iamgoofball> and had them burst out when the cap got near
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:29 pm #46148

[19:12] <Mandurrh_> do you know how hard it is to pee outside without a penis
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:22 pm #46261

10:38 < BrownElfTrapMaid> Some kind of lewd eroge?
11:18 < Intigracy> yes
11:18 < oranges> yes
11:18 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> yes

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Intigracy » Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:48 am #46541

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Remie Richards » Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:12 am #46545

Intigracy wrote:[17:49] <paprika> i had a fucking weird dream last night
[17:49] <paprika> one of the coders from here asked me to give them a blowjob
[17:49] <paprika> i think it's time to stop coding


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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Intigracy » Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:19 am #46558

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:36 pm #46689

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Miauw » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:51 pm #46715

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby TheWiznard » Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:06 pm #46720

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Vekter » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:16 am #46825

Why is this here? TO O/T WITH YOU!
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PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:52 pm #46968

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God damn WJ.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:17 pm #47596

[16:08] <Firecage> Mmm, hey, Mandurrh_, let me unseam you
[16:09] <Mandurrh_> what
[16:09] <%MrStonedOne> wot?
[16:09] <tedward1337> wot
[16:09] <MrPenguin> u wot m8
[16:09] <Stickymayhem> wat
[16:10] <[1]Stickymayhem> wat
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:46 pm #47624

It's nice to know if I ever want to go gay I've got a place to start.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:10 pm #47634

An0n3 wrote:It's nice to know if I ever want to go gay I've got a place to start.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:57 pm #48186

14:49 <%MrPerson> BYOND: Well normally I wouldn't allow this here, but I'm feeling generous today
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:41 am #51435

13:32 < tkdrg> and yeah nobody can complain about encouraging ERP because it no
longer exists
13:32 < tkdrg> thanks hg
13:32 <@hg|work> *tips fun removal katana*
13:33 <@hg|work> shikata ga nai
13:33 < tkdrg> then we can later reallow ERP and we'll have fun items
13:33 < tkdrg> this is the master plan

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby fleure » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:16 pm #51960

15:15 <%MrPerson> Makes you really appreciate all the little things byond did right
15:15 <%Miauw> because there are no big things to apreciate
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Wild Bill » Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:10 am #52467

Damn i've got a lot of these

Code: Select all
Razharas: So many prs to test, damn
 Numbers: Razharas
 Numbers: I'm scared
Razharas: What
Razharas: Dont worry ill test them eventually

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Code: Select all
Razharas: The "Coderbus" question needs the final solution
Razharas: If you know what i mean


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Re: IRC quotes

Postby paprika » Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:29 am #52476

See: signature
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:54 pm #52816

[19:45] <Cheridan> the flatter the better
[19:45] <Cheridan> j-just like with chests
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Remie Richards » Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:32 am #53642

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Not IRC, but Piratepad:
Blue: Myself, Grey: as334, Green: "SN" eg, idk.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby oranges » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:47 am #55818

19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Vekter » Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:45 am #55838

oranges wrote:19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

If they hear someone say gamergate, they say "Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.".
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[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:50 pm #55966

Vekter wrote:
oranges wrote:19:35 <@Cheridan> 4chanterelles mutate into 8chanterelles which yell at women
when they walk by

If they hear someone say gamergate, they say "Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.".

but they contain twice the vitamins and nutriment of the halfchanterelles

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby 420weedscopes » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:13 pm #59098

[19:50] (sawu) so you're saying gay men are the cure for nazism?
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Ricotez » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:31 am #59218

I want to know the context of that quote
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:16 pm #59439

hahahahah GOOD LUCK FINDING IT
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby MrStonedOne » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:27 pm #64400

paprika wrote:See: signature


Your signature changed, now I don't know what good irc quote you are all on about because i forgot what your sig used to be.

Your post is worst than linking to a image on 4chan in reddit.

Everybody in this thread is now dumber for having read it.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Vekter » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:00 am #64798

MSO was trying to get an0n's attention earlier while an0n was having an existential crisis over thinking the Derelict had been removed.

[02:45] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:45] <&An0n3> It was becoming kind of a problem because cults would run to it every round and research on it, and then return with maximum powers to assault the station
[02:46] <&An0n3> I can't be the only one who remembers that
[02:46] <&An0n3> Coders decided it was a waste of space and a z-level and it was removed for balance
[02:46] <%MrStonedOne> i'm just gonna keep nagging you until you do it
[02:46] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:46] <&An0n3> I feel like I just fell out of some kind of fucking wormhole
[02:46] <%Jordie> he's in shock, get the orange blanket
[02:47] <&An0n3> Does nobody else remember this?
[02:47] <&An0n3> The derelict was removed
[02:48] <&An0n3> Am I really just making crazytalk right now? The derelict was never removed?
[02:48] <%Jordie> are you sure you're not thinking of centcomm
[02:48] * ~scaredofshadows pats An0n3 on the head
[02:48] <&An0n3> This doesn't make sense. Changelings and cults used to be all over that fucking thing. And I haven't heard anyone talking about it in over two years
[02:49] <&An0n3> and I just got a help from someone for the first time that involved the derelict and now everyone is acting like the derelict never left
[02:49] <%Jordie> cults stopped using the derelict so profousely during the great cult code wars
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <&An0n3> It was removed for balancing and to cut down on client size
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:49] <%Jordie> since stuffing off to space to do research on your own didnt work\
[02:49] <%Jordie> you needed to be at the station
<TIME SKIP HERE>
[02:53] <&An0n3> In my memory like
[02:53] <&An0n3> late 2012 Derelict was removed
[02:53] <&An0n3> Pre NT codebase
[02:54] <&An0n3> Before all that drama and fallout
[02:54] <%Jordie> thats pre github
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:54] <&An0n3> I'm sorry I'm just confused as shit right now
[02:55] <+Vekter> :|
[02:55] <&An0n3> Something I thought was removed from the game, a whole entire z-level
[02:55] <&An0n3> 2+ years ago
[02:55] <&An0n3> I just must be wrong? I must not be remembering things right?
[02:55] <&An0n3> I used to use the derelict a fuckton for traitoring
[02:55] <&An0n3> I used to go explore that thing all the time
[02:56] <+Vekter> An0n3, I think mso is trying to get your attention
[02:56] <&An0n3> If you walked out the mass driver and go south you'll find the teleporter
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <&An0n3> I would set that thing up all the time
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
[02:56] <%MrStonedOne> An0n3: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2777
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[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Timbrewolf » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:46 am #65466

He's probably pinging me right now still.
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby MrStonedOne » Thu Feb 05, 2015 4:31 am #66145

[19:58:01] <Kavaloosh> hello communists, why do you try to ruin our server?
[19:58:07] <Kavaloosh> i'm talking to you admins/coders
[19:58:34] <Kavaloosh> why do you force upon us pinko legislation?
[19:59:30] <Kavaloosh> forced capitalization, no erp, names being banned, population limits on servers? antags can only do things admins let them now?
[19:59:44] <Kavaloosh> why do you do this to the server?
[19:59:51] <Kavaloosh> to push your communist agenda?
[20:00:25] <Kavaloosh> you're all a bunch of statists and i hate every single one of you
[20:00:32] <Kavaloosh> bowing down to your pinko masters
[20:01:08] <scaredofshadows> did you bring food
[20:01:09] <Kavaloosh> hordes of statist sybil legions voting for whatever our communist lords want
[20:01:38] <Kavaloosh> it's criminal, and it's been a slippery slope ever since names got screwed
[20:02:05] <scaredofshadows> Kavaloosh, where's my dinner?
[20:02:21] <Kavaloosh> i try not to have supper with communists
[20:02:32] <MrStonedOne> nobody said you could eat with sos
[20:02:42] <MrStonedOne> now where is his food
[20:02:56] <Kavaloosh> why do you try to kill the server
[20:03:14] <MrStonedOne> because you deny this man his dinner.
[20:03:18] <MrStonedOne> now where is his food
[20:04:00] <Kavaloosh> maybe if he wasn't communist he would have some ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[20:04:09] <MrStonedOne> what?
[20:04:16] <Kavaloosh> now explain to me
[20:04:18] <MrStonedOne> that makes no sense.
[20:04:29] <MrStonedOne> being a communist means he would have food
[20:04:39] <Kavaloosh> another pinko, i see
[20:04:52] <MrStonedOne> thats kinda a major communist thing
[20:05:03] <MrStonedOne> so, where is his food?
[20:05:43] <Kavaloosh> communists have infiltrated positions of power in /tg/station
[20:05:56] <MrStonedOne> yes, and we demand free food
[20:06:26] <Kavaloosh> and are now trying to push their communist agenda upon the denizens of /tg/station
[20:06:35] <MrStonedOne> such as free food
[20:07:15] <Kavaloosh> boiling the frog slowly in the server
[20:07:25] <Kavaloosh> 'if we do it slow, they'll never notice!'
[20:07:35] <Kavaloosh> you've gone too far, commies
[20:07:45] <MrStonedOne> why do you hate free food?
[20:08:57] <Kavaloosh> the communist insurrection into /tg/station began when our lord and savior, errorage, who fought off the communist hordes for years was first usurped off his throne of freedom, liberty, and independence in the past year
[20:09:08] <MrStonedOne> by me
[20:09:14] <MrStonedOne> so i could bring free food
[20:09:33] <MrStonedOne> and get free food
[20:09:40] <MrStonedOne> (mainly get free food)
[20:09:44] <Kavaloosh> if you are a communist and you run the place and you bring free food
[20:09:47] <Kavaloosh> where is the free food
[20:10:38] <MrStonedOne> good question.
[20:10:46] <MrStonedOne> Kavaloosh i believe this man asked for the location of the free food
[20:11:08] <Kavaloosh> after errorage was stricken down by the communists, they slowly began their plan to turn /tg/station into a more docile baystation, a more docile playerbase to execute their will
[20:11:28] <MrStonedOne> communists?
[20:11:31] <MrStonedOne> with an s?
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[20:11:55] <Kavaloosh> 'bleeding' 'appearance bans' 'erp ban' 'population limits'
[20:11:59] <MrStonedOne> your dear leader was such a good leader, he got usurped by one person
[20:12:10] <MrStonedOne> one lonely stoner even
[20:12:31] <MrStonedOne> and i got the munchies, after you give scaredofshadows his free food, wheres mine
[20:12:53] <TheoreticalPistachio> Is this the place to bitch about goonchem?
[20:12:59] <MrStonedOne> thats #coderbus
[20:13:06] <TheoreticalPistachio> Thank you.
[20:13:08] <Kavaloosh> the coders have no longer been adding worthwhile features, their new 'features' have just been nerfs of previous coders' accomplishments and are no longer involved in the community
[20:13:13] <TheoreticalPistachio> Keep up the good work.
[20:13:20] <Kavaloosh> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S A COMMIE
[20:13:29] <MrStonedOne> but
[20:13:31] <MrStonedOne> kavy
[20:13:35] <MrStonedOne> can i call you kavy
[20:13:52] <MrStonedOne> we bring offerings of free food kavy
[20:13:59] <Kavaloosh> this is what communists do
[20:14:08] <Kavaloosh> they take what you are and they morph it to fit their own will
[20:14:16] <MrStonedOne> like you
[20:14:26] <Kavaloosh> my will is filled with
[20:14:28] <Kavaloosh> liberty....
[20:14:29] <Kavaloosh> justice....
[20:14:31] <MrStonedOne> we will morph you to fit our will
[20:14:33] <Kavaloosh> independence....
[20:14:37] <MrStonedOne> of providing us with free food
[20:14:38] <Kavaloosh> freedoom....
[20:14:44] <Kavaloosh> er freedom
[20:15:00] <MrStonedOne> free doom
[20:15:03] <MrStonedOne> we should provide that
[20:15:09] <MrStonedOne> scaredofshadows, get a man on it
[20:15:15] <Kavaloosh> GET OUT OF MY HEAD
[20:15:57] <MrStonedOne> but
[20:15:59] <Kavaloosh> the decline into communism will happen this year
[20:16:04] <MrStonedOne> your head might have free food
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kavaloosh » Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:40 am #66160

death is a preferable alternative to communism
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:55 pm #66276

COMMUNISM IS DEATH
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Re: IRC quotes

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Cipher3 » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:25 pm #66402

Kraso wrote:COMMUNISM IS DEATH

Freedom is strife
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kavaloosh » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:32 pm #66408

Cipher3 wrote:
Kraso wrote:COMMUNISM IS DEATH

Freedom is strife


engaging communist invader
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:17 pm #66618

Kavaloosh wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:
Kraso wrote:COMMUNISM IS DEATH

Freedom is strife


engaging communist invader

it's ENGAGING CHINESE INVADER, nerd
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kavaloosh » Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:35 pm #66744

Kraso wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:
Kraso wrote:COMMUNISM IS DEATH

Freedom is strife


engaging communist invader

it's ENGAGING CHINESE INVADER, nerd


sorry, tovarisch
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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Thunder11 » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:16 pm #66959

[17:14.48] <Thunder11> Dead parrots are a frighteningly effective barricade

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[17:15.04] <S0ldi3rKr4s0> make that
[17:15.05] <S0ldi3rKr4s0> a quote

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Re: IRC quotes

Postby Kraso » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:24 am #67241

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