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Re: IRC quotes

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #213075

Bottom post of the previous page:

thats not an irc quote
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by IrishWristWatch0 » #213080

TechnoAlchemist wrote:thats not an irc quote
Ur not an irc kwote
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by 420weedscopes » #213497

TechnoAlchemist wrote:thats not an irc quote
you may have noticed that many of mine aren't
it doesn't matter

just to be a butthead i'm putting in a quote as well
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Cuboos » #214040

<iamgoofball> STOP SHITTING ON ME BECAUSE "UGH BUGS WHEN YOU FUCKERS PUSH BUGGY FEATURES ALL YHR TIME BECAUSE HIS IS SS13 AND WE HAVR 200 THOUSAND ITEMS IN THE GAME AND ANYTHING CSN BREAK EVERYTHING I CSNT FUCKIG MAGICALLY GUESS AND TEST EVERY POTEBTIAL FUXKING EDGE CASE I DO A LOT OF TESTING BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS FUCKING SLIPS BY
<ExcessiveUseOfCobby> goofball
<ExcessiveUseOfCobby> do you drink before you come on coderbus
<iamgoofball> ALDO ORANGES YOU SAID YOUD FUCJING REWRIYR SLIPS WEEKKS AGO
19<iamgoofball> CUBOOS FUCKIBG HSNG YOURSELF WHILE DRINKING BLEWCH DOING S BSCKFLIP OFF A BRIDGE
<iamgoofball> WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE ORANGES WHERE THR FUCK ID IT
<Cuboos> ID IT?
<Cuboos> WHERE ID IT?
<iamgoofball> YOU SAIF YOU'D DO IT WEEKS AGO
<iamgoofball> PUSH YOUR CODE AND PROVR IT
<iamgoofball> HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU
<Chocobro> please consider that oranges is a parent with a full time job
<iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
<iamgoofball> SHEEP DONT COUNT
<Cuboos> THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDED TO BRAIN DAMAGE PHRASES
<Cuboos> Griffin McSlip gibbers: "WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE WHERE THR FUCK ID IT?"
<Chocobro> also Cuboos add that immediately
<iamgoofball> fuxking die in a hoke
<iamgoofball> Also k jayd this fjcking ohone
<Cuboos> goof
<Cuboos> are you having a stroke?
<oranges> he told you to die in a hole
<oranges> and then he hates his phone
<oranges> it's quite obvious Cuboos
<iamgoofball> FUXK THIS OHON

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Kraso » #214116

It's not like the hate for him is invalid, anyways.

"HEY GUYS WE SHOULD RE-ADD FREON CANISTERS BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BUGGY GAS AT ALL ONLY INTENDED FOR MEME GRIEFING"
"OH LOOK THE SERVER IS DYING BECAUSE SOMEONE RELEASED 2 CANS IN THE SHUTTLE WONDER HOW THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED"
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #214117

if anything you should be upset at me because I merged freon both times
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Alipheese » #214158

oranges wrote:if anything you should be upset at me because I merged freon both times
Honestly for bombs its so nice

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #214182

Cuboos wrote: <iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.
Whatever
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Cuboos » #214597

peoplearestrange wrote:
Cuboos wrote: <iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.
I tried to, the PR was closed for "meta"
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #219127

19:37 < Cuboos> jesus christ i just spawned some frogs
19:37 < Cuboos> what have i done?
19:37 <+KorPhaeron> I told you man
19:38 < Cuboos> it'
19:38 < Cuboos> it's a good thing i'm wearing headphones
19:38 < Cuboos> because someone might call the cops on me with all this noise
19:39 <+KorPhaeron> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
19:39 < Cuboos> OH GOD
19:39 < Cuboos> THEY ATTACK
19:39 < Cuboos> THEY ALL ATTACK AT ONCE
19:39 < Cuboos> OH JESUS FUCK MY EARS
19:40 <+KorPhaeron> told you we needed saner sounds
19:40 < Cuboos> NO
19:40 < Cuboos> THIS IS PERFECT
19:40 < Cuboos> why do they keep attacking random structures.
19:41 < MrPerson> because their AI toad them to
19:41 <+MrStonedOne> kill yourself
19:41 < MrPerson> why do you want me to croak?
19:42 < Cuboos> OH GOD, THEY DO A LOT OF DAMAGE WHEN THEY ATTACK AT ONCE
19:42 < Cuboos> THEY DESTROYED MY CLOTHS
19:42 < Cuboos> THE REES
19:43 < Cuboos> OH JESUS BEEPSKY JUST RAN OVER A HUGE LINE OF THEM
19:44 < Cuboos> HUUUUU
19:44 < Cuboos> HUUU HUUUUU HUU HUUU HUUU


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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #219140

Two jokes, but froget about it.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #219144

Thats pretty hilarious.
Frog spawner called tadpole when?
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #224786

repostin
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i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Anonmare » #224789

Roasted by a robot. What a shame. What a rotten way to die.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by D&B » #224791

Robot is malf
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Wyzack » #224822

My life is forfeit if that means restorin jambot to life
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #226871

11:18 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> http://i.imgur.com/FETwrks.png
11:19 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> random mouse placement looking solid
11:19 < XDTM> it's plotting
11:19 < S0ldi3rKr4s0> >mice can survive space
11:19 < XDTM> you can see the evil in its eyes
...
11:21 < MrPerson> Of course mice can survive in space
11:21 < MrPerson> They're experts on squeaking by
11:22 <%oranges> get him outta here
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Thunder11 » #227007

[02:42.57] <+MrStonedOne> Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts
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That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #227812

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nice going oranges ya blew it
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #227901

21:35 < a_t48> fuuu
21:35 < a_t48> oranges, is it crashing in the fucking slip code?
21:36 <%oranges> well duh
21:37 < Chunkr> freon is great for server crashes.
21:37 <%oranges> it just queues up a shit tonne of moves and brings the server
to a crawl
21:37 < Chunkr> yep
21:37 < Chunkr> i remember when you could do that with two monkeys and some lube
21:38 <%oranges> great band name
21:38 < a_t48> someday
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #228627

12:42 < MrPerson> "It doesn't work" is not an acceptable bug report
12:46 < iamgoofball> that's what I told the planned parenthood but they threw me out
12:54 < MrPerson> Kinda cruel to refer to an unwanted pregnancy as a bug
12:54 < MrPerson> Unless you've been laying with some space insects
12:54 < MrPerson> And then yeah it's probably a bug
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #228918

Mervill tries to share a file with us

16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
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16:32 < Mervill> what
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16:33 < Mervill> I'm bad at the internet
16:33 < Mervill> http://imgur.com/9gWEhVA
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #229177

They might have an SSD for the OS on C: and not want to put their user dir there due to lack of space, or it might be a network drive or similar
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Mervill » #229184

oranges wrote:Mervill tries to share a file with us

16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
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16:32 < Mervill> what
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16:33 < Mervill> I'm bad at the internet
16:33 < Mervill> http://imgur.com/9gWEhVA
<oranges> hAHAH
<oranges> oh poor Mervill
* oranges has changed the topic to: 16:32 < Mervill> file:///D:/Users/Mervill/Desktop/9gWEhVA.gif
<Mervill> ?
<ma44> sheit
<oranges> that ones gonna stick for a while
<ma44> you just became a meme
<Mervill> nice
<Mervill> or wait
<Mervill> what
<Mervill> just happended
It was replaced by the next day.
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oranges wrote:They might have an SSD for the OS on C: and not want to put their user dir there due to lack of space, or it might be a network drive or similar
Yeah that
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by IrishWristWatch0 » #232634

<Darkbitt> you're talking crap about catpeople
<Darkbitt> A FEW DAYS AFTER CAT EARS AND TAILS ARE REENABLED?!
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<oranges> and they stink
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #232661

darkbitt is a legend
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Thunder11 » #234457

[08:22.13] * iamgoofball is now known as MrStonedOne
[08:22.15] <MrStonedOne> We are now merging all the servers with Vorestation code.
[08:22.19] * MrStonedOne is now known as iamgoofball
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #238240

00:03 < MrPerson> And after Jesus was born, the three wise men arrived
00:03 < MrPerson> and they said
00:03 < MrPerson> "wow this is terrible, revert pls"
00:04 <%oranges> and then the clown lubed the manger
00:05 < Cheridan> and then god saw what he had made
00:05 < Cheridan> and wept
00:05 < MrPerson> adminhelp romans r aresting me 4 no raisen
00:06 <%oranges> MrPerson: ic issue, valid
00:06 < MrPerson> Oh yeah? Well I'll get my revenge
00:06 < MrPerson> By replacing their whole religion
00:06 < MrPerson> Then we'll see whose laughing
00:07 < Probe> revert-revert-12878-revert-12918-adds-catholicism
00:08 <%oranges> goof shows up to call catholicism a slippery slope to theocracy and nails his 99 theses to the pr
00:08 <%Antur> too many forks

coderbus has a theology discussion
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #238241

oranges wrote:00:03 < MrPerson> And after Jesus was born, the three wise men arrived
00:03 < MrPerson> and they said
00:03 < MrPerson> "wow this is terrible, revert pls"
00:04 <%oranges> and then the clown lubed the manger
00:05 < Cheridan> and then god saw what he had made
00:05 < Cheridan> and wept
00:05 < MrPerson> adminhelp romans r aresting me 4 no raisen
00:06 <%oranges> MrPerson: ic issue, valid
00:06 < MrPerson> Oh yeah? Well I'll get my revenge
00:06 < MrPerson> By replacing their whole religion
00:06 < MrPerson> Then we'll see whose laughing
00:07 < Probe> revert-revert-12878-revert-12918-adds-catholicism
00:08 <%oranges> goof shows up to call catholicism a slippery slope to theocracy and nails his 99 theses to the pr
00:08 <%Antur> too many forks

coderbus has a theology discussion
HG returns, "test-merges" Islam.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #238872

Well, there was that one time on Bay when we all got date-raped by monkeys in the center of the Earth after blowing up a nazi general twice, prompting him to run away at supersonic speeds.
Then the monkeys made us shoot lizards.

Tabletops kind of do that.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Xhuis » #247793

<Liggerknocker> Fucking liggers.
<NotAnAshwalker> shhhh
<dannno> i hate liggers
<dannno> die! die!
<sometinyprick> woaw
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<oranges> braap braap until every ligger drops
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #248511

13:07 < Cheridan> we shold add more revenants
13:07 <%oranges> enjoying my holiday too much
13:07 < Cheridan> just because i think its hilarious that they're both abbreviated as 'rev'
13:08 < Cheridan> OH SHIT WE HAVE REVS GUYS
13:08 <%Joan> WHICH KIND
13:08 < Hatticus_Finch> thats how we break the meta: all game modes have the same shortened name
13:08 <%oranges> sexual revolutionatires, coming from the sixities
13:08 <%oranges> here to show us the fun of kinky sex
13:09 <%oranges> peace
13:09 <%oranges> love
13:09 <%oranges> weed
13:09 <%oranges> anal
13:10 < incoming> !dm world.log << pick("peace", "love", "weed", "anal");;
13:10 < Bot32> incoming: anal
13:10 < incoming> no thanks
13:10 <%oranges> the choice was made
13:10 <%oranges> prepare the fork of hornipilation
13:11 < incoming> !dm world.log << "roll for anal circumfrence: [rand(0,100)]";;
13:11 < Bot32> incoming: roll for anal circumfrence: 4
13:12 < incoming> jesus christ
13:12 <%oranges> that's gonna be a tight fit
13:12 <%oranges> you better get some lube
13:13 < vcordie> banned for erp
13:13 < incoming> don't blame me blame the dice
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #248516

13:25 < xxalpha> !dm var/average = 0; for(var/i,i != 500,++i++) average += pick(1;15, 2;14, 2;13, 2;12, 3;11, 3;10, 3;9, 4;8, 4;7, 4;6, 5;5,
5;4, 5;3, 6;2, 6;1, 6;0); average = average/500; world.log << average;;
13:25 < Bot32> xxalpha: 5.684
13:25 < xxalpha> snort
13:26 < xxalpha> when you see it
....
13:26 < incoming> ++i++
13:26 < incoming> totally valid
13:26 < xxalpha> i never thought of it
13:27 < incoming> could probably replace a modulo 2 in some situations
13:27 <%oranges> it's the work of a madman
13:27 < xxalpha> how
13:27 < vcordie> isn't that just i+4 each time?
13:27 < xxalpha> no it's +2
13:27 < incoming> it's +2
13:27 < vcordie> right
13:27 < xxalpha> but not +2 immediately
13:27 < xxalpha> it's like the Half A press
13:27 < incoming> yes it's +1 immediately
13:27 <%oranges> a press is a press
13:27 < incoming> and the next time it's +3
13:27 <%oranges> you can't say it's half a press if the button is down'
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Haevacht » #248585

You forgot the good one citrus.
<Xhuis> !dm world.log << "[pick("Sybil", "Basil")] is the best server";;
<Bot32> Xhuis: Basil is the best server
<incoming> !dm var/average = 0; for(var/i,i != 500,i++) average += pick(0,1;2); average = average/500; world.log << average;;
* oranges sets ban on *!*Bot32@*.gn32.uk
<Xhuis> It's decided fellas
<incoming> aw
<oranges> fucking digusting bot
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #248744

Basil used to be the best server tbh
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Armhulen » #248774

now sybil is so
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #255133

11:02 < ma44> Alright time to buff botany
....
11:17 -!- Cheridan changed the topic of #coderbus to: ABBUYAM - Always Buff
Botany Unless You Are Ma44 | Welcome to SS13, the world's premiere
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #256634

13:53 <%oranges> I did merge patting
13:53 < coiax> you didn't.
13:53 <%oranges> but cheridan told me to revert it
13:53 <%oranges> for some reason
13:53 < LeoZ> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13:54 < LeoZ> ok Cheridan i am indeed the responsible for the patting thing?
13:54 <%oranges> then there was this weird alternate timeline where I got fired
13:54 <%oranges> I had to bcome an admin
13:54 < Cheridan> that's what i said
13:54 <%oranges> and work my way up to headmin
13:54 <%oranges> and then I forked the coderbase
13:54 <%oranges> and everyone was using #orangebus
... Inspiration strikes
13:54 [Users #orangebus]
13:54 [@Cheridan] [ oranges]
13:54 -!- Irssi: #orangebus: Total of 2 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1
normal]
13:54 -!- Channel #orangebus created Fri Feb 17 13:54:46 2017
13:54 -!- Irssi: Join to #orangebus was synced in 0 secs
13:55 < oranges> GODDAMN IT NO
13:55 -!- mode/#orangebus [+b oranges!*@*] by Cheridan
13:55 < oranges> I'm trapped in a nightmare
13:55 -!- #orangebus Cannot send to channel
13:55 <@Cheridan> CUCKED
...
meanwhile back in #coderbus
13:55 <%oranges> oh my god this is the nightmare timeline get me out
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Haevacht » #256809

Kev and 8ball, a love story:

<bman> .8ball is kevin a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Yes, definitely

<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... You know the answer better than I
<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Maybe...
<kevinz000> .8ball is bman more of a faggot
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Concentrate and ask again
<kevinz000> ...

<bman> .8ball is kevinz a bad coder
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... It is certain

<Haevacht> .8 should kev never play midis again
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Outlook good
<kevinz000> engiborgs have magnet treads.
<kevinz000> shit
<kevinz000> ....

<oranges> it's your funeral kevinz000
<kevinz000> wow
<LeoZ> but borgs don't fly
<Sweaterkittens|Work> It's very situational, this has nothing to do with borgs in general
<kevinz000> putting it that way ?
<beerobot> Can't have a funeral without fun
<kevinz000> ree
<Haevacht> .8 is it kevs funeral
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... It is decidedly so
<kevinz000> NO
<bman> https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 4350689280
<kevinz000> oranges rigged the damn bot
<kevinz000> :(
<Sweaterkittens|Work> Damn dude 8ball hates you this morning
<Haevacht> better stop while i am ahead
<kevinz000> .8 haevacht is a nerd
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... You're kidding, right?

<bman> .8 is kevinz more of a faggot than i expected
* beerobot shakes the magic 8 ball... Naturally

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Re: IRC quotes

Post by MrStonedOne » #258173

[21:50:21] <~MrStonedOne> <+Qbopper> I had to keep my pp open
[21:50:26] <+Qbopper> wew
[21:50:31] <~MrStonedOne> i should put that in the irc quotes thread
[21:50:36] <+Qbopper> you won't no balls
[21:50:44] <~MrStonedOne> oh boy
[21:50:49] <~MrStonedOne> i wasn't going to
[21:50:52] <~MrStonedOne> but now i have to
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Qbopper » #258174

MrStonedOne wrote:
[21:50:21] <~MrStonedOne> <+Qbopper> I had to keep my pp open
[21:50:26] <+Qbopper> wew
[21:50:31] <~MrStonedOne> i should put that in the irc quotes thread
[21:50:36] <+Qbopper> you won't no balls
[21:50:44] <~MrStonedOne> oh boy
[21:50:49] <~MrStonedOne> i wasn't going to
[21:50:52] <~MrStonedOne> but now i have to
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Shaps-cloud » #258752

12:16:27 AM <sawrge17> i keep just staring at my avatar for like 5 minutes and mentally stroking myself off about it
12:18:08 AM <ausops> you've fallen for the waifu meme
12:18:39 AM <sawrge17> >free attention from people that hated me a week ago
12:18:44 AM <sawrge17> >get to look at a cute girl
12:18:50 AM <sawrge17> >everyone treats me nice IC
12:19:12 AM <sawrge17> I am growing far stronger than you could ever imagine
a new side of sawrge appears?
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by oranges » #259574

9:34 <%oranges> I present
19:34 <%oranges> to you
19:34 <%oranges> all of you
19:34 <%oranges> my magnum opus
19:34 <%oranges> behold!!!!!!!!
19:34 <%oranges> [[pirou1]]
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou1
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou1: [[pirou2]] Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou2
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou2: [[pirou3]] Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou3
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou3: [[pirou4]] I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou4
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou4: [[pirou5]] So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that.
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou5
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou5: [[pirou6]]You embarrass me, sir!
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou6
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou6: [[pirou7]]Fear not. You are safe here with me.
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou7
19:34 < Pirou> Pirou7: [[pirou8]]I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
19:34 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou8
19:35 < Pirou> Pirou8: [[pirou9]] Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
19:35 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou9
19:35 < Pirou> Pirou9: [[pirou10]] But it is huge! It could take me all night
19:35 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/pirou10
19:35 < Pirou> Pirou10: [[oranges]] Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
19:35 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/oranges
19:35 < Haevacht> jesus fucking christ
19:35 < Somepotato> [[User:Somepotato]]
19:35 <+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://tgstation13.org/wiki/User:Somepotato
19:35 < Pirou> User:Somepotato: https://tgstation13.org/wiki/User:Somepotato is criminal!
19:35 < Somepotato> hey
19:35 < Somepotato> its cached
19:35 < Somepotato> thats rude
19:35 <%oranges> words cannot describe how immeasurably pleased I am
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Qbopper » #259835

Shaps wrote:
12:16:27 AM <sawrge17> i keep just staring at my avatar for like 5 minutes and mentally stroking myself off about it
12:18:08 AM <ausops> you've fallen for the waifu meme
12:18:39 AM <sawrge17> >free attention from people that hated me a week ago
12:18:44 AM <sawrge17> >get to look at a cute girl
12:18:50 AM <sawrge17> >everyone treats me nice IC
12:19:12 AM <sawrge17> I am growing far stronger than you could ever imagine
a new side of sawrge appears?
he should have skipped the "make the 2nd page have her with a "bone me" look" and just gone to straight up lewd art
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Haevacht » #260738

<MrStonedOne> Iamgoofball,
<MrStonedOne> shut the fuck up
<incoming> I still think it should be a week
<MrStonedOne> you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Xhuis » #260760

<kevinz000> .pet ausops
* Spacebee slashes kevinz000's throat!
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CitrusGender wrote:We've ended up disabling clockcult on sybil and bagil now (terry is having some problems.) We will give Xhuis some time until he wishes to work upon it again. As of now, please use this thread for ideas and not for bickering.
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by MrStonedOne » #261725

[13:21:56] <WJohnston> we might still not be able to actually stop it
[13:22:04] <WJohnston> reversal effects could take decades to notice
[13:22:16] <WJohnston> that's WITH this shit
[13:23:10] <xxalpha> what are you so scared of
[13:23:19] <xxalpha> do you want to live in an ice age
[13:23:31] <yorii_> yes in domes
[13:23:33] <yorii_> no corners
[13:23:38] <yorii_> great for roombas
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Haevacht » #265116

<Iamgoofball> HOLY SHIT YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT I DO FIX BUGS YOU LITTLE SHIT DON'T SIT HERE AND GO "LOL GOOFBALL DOESNT FIX BUGS" REMEMBER THE 2 FUCKING YEARS OF BUGFIXES CONSTANTLY MADE BY ME FOR GOOFCHEM TO FIX SHIT AND REBALANCE SHIT AS PER PLAYER FEEDBACK WHY DON'T YOU HANG YOURSELF YOU FAT CUNT, YOU

<Iamgoofball> anyways, kevinz000, I SPENT A GOOD 2 MONTHS CONSTANTLY IMPROVING AND FIXING BUGS WITH GUNCRAFTING JUST FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOURSELF TO ENJOY, CONSTANTLY TESTING AND BEING ON SITE FOR ALL TESTMERGES JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKED, AND I SAT THERE ACTIVELY TRYING TO FIX ISSUES REPORTED AND PUSHED A NEW BUILD FOR GUNCRAFTING EVERY FEW DAYS WITH NEW FEATURES AND SPRITES AND FIXES EVERY FUCKING DAY OR SO, AND THEN CUNTBAGS
<Iamgoofball> LIKE YOURSELF SHOW UP AND GO "HURR FUCKIN GOOFBALL DOESNT FIX BUGS GUNCRAFTING STILL BROKEN XDDDD PUSH MINE INSTEAD IT HAS 50 LISTS AND IS A WHOLE NEW DATUM ON EVERY GUN LOL XDDDD" AND SHIT LIKE "GOOF LEFT CHEMS BROKENN FOR 2 YEARS UNNTIL SOMEONE ELSE FIXED IT" I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID ANY REAL MAJOR BUGFIXING FOR GOOFCHEM YOU FAT FUCK YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO JUST SAY THAT
<Iamgoofball> IT'S JUST TREKCHEMS YOU WANTED BACK, ALSO NO FUCK YOU I DO BUGTEST I SPEND WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME TESTING OUT MY PRS I SPENT ABOUT 5 HOURS ON THAT SHITTY BULLSHIT WITH THE INFIITE FIRE BULLETS THAT WOULDNT STOP COLLIDING WITH WALLS UNTIL I FIXED THAT SHIT AND FUCK YOU I SPENT WEEKS TRYINNG TO DEBUG THE CRASHES WITH FREON, I TRIED LOADS OF SHIT, BUT THAT SHIT DIDDNNT WORK UNTIL WE LIVE PROFILED IT AND FOUND OUT IT WAS
<Iamgoofball> SLIPS, THEN THERE'S THE FACT THAT BUGTESTING != BALANCE TESTINNG, I CAN'T SOLO BALANCE TEST BECAUSE YOU NEED PLAYERS TO DO THAT SHIT, WHICH IS WHY WE TESTMERGE, WHICH IS WHY SHIT IS UNBALACED, I LET PLAYERS FIGURED OUT WHAT I SHOULD WASTE MY TIME BALANCINNG, ALSO FUCK YOU
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Somepotato » #265190

<Haevacht> quick someone find something funny in their scrollback to revive the thread
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by Qbopper » #266518

<dannno> I'm going to eat the paste
<dannno> I eat paste
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Re: IRC quotes

Post by J_Madison » #267086

<Robustin> ok heres my issue then
<Robustin> My code works 100% intended
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