/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:44 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

13:40 < Cheridan> >have to listen to dopeheads on the internet talk about how
weed is harmless >had a close friend who got high as fuck on
4/20 and got hit by a truck
13:41 < GUN_HOG> Well, it was the truck that harmed him.
13:41 < GUN_HOG> But..I realize how much of a jerk statement that was
13:41 < Cheridan> ban trucks
13:41 < GUN_HOG> So I retract it.
13:41 < oranges> Trucks don't kill humans
13:41 < oranges> drivers kills humans
13:41 < oranges> ban drivers
13:41 < oranges> leave us responsible truck owners alone
13:41 < NSOS> the only person who can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy
with a truck
13:42 < J_Madison> and yeah
13:42 < oranges> I lock my trucks up in a safe
13:42 < oranges> my trucks are to resist a goverment tyranny
13:42 < NSOS> ban assault trucks
13:42 < Cheridan> NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH POWER ASSAULT TRUCK

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:16 am**

14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Wtf is this conversation
14:14 < sorbet_oranges> that was a suprisingly quick
14:14 <%Shadowmobile> Double dongs
14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Hour long ass
14:14 <%NikNak|Mobile> Class

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:41 pm**

<Shaps> I'm a benevolent tumor

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:43 pm**

Lollerderby is a plague on lore

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:39 am**

>tfw #adminbus invades the #coderbus thread

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:41 pm**

10:39 <%Remie> Mrs_Sybil: are you disconnecting oranges?
10:39 < Mrs_Sybil> Rem : Right, and you've been building guns for those Santas
in the woods, haven't you?

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:49 pm**

oranges wrote:10:39 <%Remie> Mrs_Sybil: are you disconnecting oranges?
10:39 < Mrs_Sybil> Rem : Right, and you've been building guns for those Santas
in the woods, haven't you?

Posted: **Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:51 am**

[00:47] <kevinz000_> did tg crash
[00:48] <lollerderby> i killed it i think
[00:48] <lollerderby> woops
[00:48] <kevinz000_> LOLLER!! WHY!!
[00:48] == RescueRanger [~RescueRan@Rizon-8986B306.lns2.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:48] <oranges> nice work
[00:48] <oranges> just blame it on kor
[00:49] <kevinz000_> brb leaking irc logs to forums

Posted: **Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:42 am**

kevinz000 wrote:[00:47] <kevinz000_> did tg crash
[00:48] <lollerderby> i killed it i think
[00:48] <lollerderby> woops
[00:48] <kevinz000_> LOLLER!! WHY!!
[00:48] == RescueRanger [~RescueRan@Rizon-8986B306.lns2.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:48] <oranges> nice work
[00:48] <oranges> just blame it on kor
[00:49] <kevinz000_> brb leaking irc logs to forums

belongs in this thread: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=132

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:19 pm**

17:12 winseculaAmianSe Wew is the new death word
17:12 *** winseculaAmianSe was kicked by Lunar (Watch your language!)
17:12 lollerderby l m a o
17:13 *** winseculaAmianSe joined
17:13 winseculaAmianSe Fuck
17:13 PeopleAreStrange haha
17:13 PeopleAreStrange what word?
17:13 winseculaAmianSe I forgot I'm not invincible with this name
17:13 winseculaAmianSe W e w
17:13 *** winseculaAmianSe was kicked by Lunar (Watch your language!)
17:13 PeopleAreStrange hahahhahhahahaha
17:13 *** winseculaAmianSe joined
17:13 PeopleAreStrange omg
17:13 PeopleAreStrange cannot believ ethat worked XD
17:13 winseculaAmianSe Fuck I forgot I did the spelled out version too

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:52 pm**

<J_Madison> I spec some rounds to inspect game balance

Posted: **Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:57 pm**

[17:54.16] <%tkdrg> Remie|osu: can i kill your branch as well
[17:54.20] <%tkdrg> the one that got merged
[17:54.28] <TheGhostOfWhibyl1> [-tg-station] RemieRichards deleted RemieRichards-patch-devicetypeloop at 4e96442:－
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/commit/4e96442
[17:54.31] <%Remie|osu> no
[17:54.39] <%tkdrg> aw i wanted to kill you
[17:54.43] <%tkdrg> i mean kill it

Posted: **Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:55 pm**

[17:51.47] * iamgoofball (~androirc@Rizon-842A3C80.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined channel #coderbus
[17:51.47] <Pirou> iamgoofball: You have 10 unread memos. You may read them by speaking in the channel.
[17:51.53] <J_Madison> LOL
[17:51.54] <iamgoofball> Jesus christ
[17:51.54] <Pirou> 2089 iamgoofball: <xxalpha> did you try pooling the beams
[17:51.56] <J_Madison> 10 memos
[17:51.59] <iamgoofball> Fuck
[17:52.00] <Pirou> 2090 iamgoofball: <oranges> hey, maybe try pooling the beams?
[17:52.07] <iamgoofball> Shit
[17:52.07] <Pirou> 2091 iamgoofball: <fish> Did you consider pooling the beams?
[17:52.10] <iamgoofball> Ass
[17:52.10] <Pirou> 2092 iamgoofball: <Dunc2> I would try pooling the beams
[17:52.16] <iamgoofball> Fuck your mother
[17:52.16] <Pirou> 2093 iamgoofball: <MrTonedOne> Yeah, I haven't had a chance to try beam pooling so maybe try that
[17:52.22] <iamgoofball> Eat shit and die
[17:52.22] <Pirou> 2094 iamgoofball: <MrPerson> Hey maybe if you pooled the beams, they'd go faster?
[17:52.40] <xxalpha> lmao i didnt see all of these
[17:52.43] <iamgoofball> It all returns to nothing
[17:52.43] <Pirou> 2095 iamgoofball: <Chocobro> I'VE GOT A BEAM YOU CAN POOL but seriously try pooling the beams
[17:53.03] <iamgoofball> Fyad
[17:53.03] <Pirou> 2096 iamgoofball: <MrStonedOne> oi! I think your beams are lagging, try pooling them
[17:53.14] <iamgoofball> www.pornhub.com
[17:53.14] <Pirou> 2097 iamgoofball: <remie> Have you tried turning pooling off and on again?
[17:53.24] <iamgoofball> www.xnxx.net
[17:53.24] <Pirou> 2098 iamgoofball: <Antur> Did you try pooling the beams
[17:53.43] <iamgoofball> www.somethingawful.com
[17:53.48] <iamgoofball> Its over

Posted: **Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:57 pm**

Thunder11 wrote:[17:51.47] * iamgoofball (~androirc@Rizon-842A3C80.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined channel #coderbus
[17:51.47] <Pirou> iamgoofball: You have 10 unread memos. You may read them by speaking in the channel.
[17:51.53] <J_Madison> LOL
[17:51.54] <iamgoofball> Jesus christ
[17:51.54] <Pirou> 2089 iamgoofball: <xxalpha> did you try pooling the beams
[17:51.56] <J_Madison> 10 memos
[17:51.59] <iamgoofball> Fuck
[17:52.00] <Pirou> 2090 iamgoofball: <oranges> hey, maybe try pooling the beams?
[17:52.07] <iamgoofball> Shit
[17:52.07] <Pirou> 2091 iamgoofball: <fish> Did you consider pooling the beams?
[17:52.10] <iamgoofball> Ass
[17:52.10] <Pirou> 2092 iamgoofball: <Dunc2> I would try pooling the beams
[17:52.16] <iamgoofball> Fuck your mother
[17:52.16] <Pirou> 2093 iamgoofball: <MrTonedOne> Yeah, I haven't had a chance to try beam pooling so maybe try that
[17:52.22] <iamgoofball> Eat shit and die
[17:52.22] <Pirou> 2094 iamgoofball: <MrPerson> Hey maybe if you pooled the beams, they'd go faster?
[17:52.40] <xxalpha> lmao i didnt see all of these
[17:52.43] <iamgoofball> It all returns to nothing
[17:52.43] <Pirou> 2095 iamgoofball: <Chocobro> I'VE GOT A BEAM YOU CAN POOL but seriously try pooling the beams
[17:53.03] <iamgoofball> Fyad
[17:53.03] <Pirou> 2096 iamgoofball: <MrStonedOne> oi! I think your beams are lagging, try pooling them
[17:53.14] <iamgoofball> http://www.pornhub.com
[17:53.14] <Pirou> 2097 iamgoofball: <remie> Have you tried turning pooling off and on again?
[17:53.24] <iamgoofball> http://www.xnxx.net
[17:53.24] <Pirou> 2098 iamgoofball: <Antur> Did you try pooling the beams
[17:53.43] <iamgoofball> http://www.somethingawful.com
[17:53.48] <iamgoofball> Its over

Rofl I wonder how many of these were impersonations or the legit people (I know one's an impersonation~)

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:44 pm**

10:41 <%Remie> it's uh... it's actually 9:41 here
10:41 <%Remie> in the afternoon
....
10:42 < KorPhaeron> >using military time
10:42 < KorPhaeron> brits are so mysterious
....
10:42 <%Dunc> don't think that that's military time?
10:42 < KorPhaeron> wait no thats not military time

Posted: **Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:50 am**

[09:46.17] <oranges> @memo Remie deeze
[09:46.17] <Pirou> oranges: 2134 to Remie.
[09:46.21] <oranges> @memo Remie NUTS
[09:46.21] <Pirou> oranges: 2135 to Remie.
[09:46.24] <oranges> @memo Remie hah
[09:46.24] <Pirou> oranges: 2136 to Remie.
[09:46.27] <oranges> @memo Remie GOTEM
[09:46.28] <Pirou> oranges: 2137 to Remie.
[09:46.51] <%Remie> no
[09:46.51] <Pirou> 2134 Remie: <oranges> deeze
[09:46.51] <%Remie> no
[09:46.52] <Pirou> 2135 Remie: <oranges> NUTS
[09:46.52] <%Remie> no
[09:46.52] <Pirou> 2136 Remie: <oranges> hah
[09:46.53] <%Remie> no
[09:46.53] <Pirou> 2137 Remie: <oranges> GOTEM
[09:46.54] <%Remie> no
[09:46.54] * Remie (Mibbit@Rizon-F94C7CBF.range86-155.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Connection closed)

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:55 pm**

21:45 Gun-Hog|mobile Arab wins again.
21:45 Gun-Hog|mobile Aran*

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:40 am**

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:45 am**

Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?

Posted: **Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:56 am**

leaked logs of razharas blackmailing me

Code: Select all

16:37	Razharas	Ill merge it in exchange for a positive feedback of an igniter in stunprod
16:37	Razharas	PKP
16:37	PKPenguin321	raz this is blackmail
16:38	Razharas	It is
16:38	PKPenguin321	i am being harassed
16:38	Razharas	RazHARAS
16:38	Razharas	HARAS stands for harrasment
16:38	Razharas	And raz is a russian prefix meaning an abundance of

Posted: **Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:46 am**

DemonFiren wrote:Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?

Yes

To both.

Posted: **Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:15 am**

Anonmare wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Shouldn't those be ovipositors?

Do xenos actually have pussy?
Yes

To both.

Source.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:01 am**

< NikNakFlak> from my experience, saegrimr has zero bias

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:03 am**

oranges wrote:< NikNakFlak> from my experience, saegrimr has zero bias

lol wut

Posted: **Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:50 am**

<Mrs_Sybil> AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT : WATCHDOG | Server exit detected. Restarting server in -255566 seconds.

Rip watchdog.

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:38 am**

<MrStonedOne> oh she wouldn't break the admin circlejerk, it would just be less gay, and thus, less fun

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:53 am**

Code: Select all

<NikNak> TechnoAlchemist why the meme note
<TechnoAlchemist> new phone who is this
<NikNak> techno plz

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:15 am**

Double posting

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:22 am**

tedward1337 wrote:Double posting

Street Justice.png

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Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:46 am**

I don't have much to post from irc at the moment

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:03 pm**

Posted: **Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:02 am**

Posted: **Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:36 am**

16:33 < iamgoofball> OH MY GOD IM A FUCKING IDIOT

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 11:40 pm**

Discussing clockcult

11:37 < NikNak> tell him to get clockcult merged he has to remove shadowlight
11:38 < Bawhoppen> >remove shadowlight
11:38 <@Cheridan> NICE FRUEDIAN SLIP NIKLNIP
11:38 < Bawhoppen> I like how you think
11:38 <+KorPhaeron> now we know niknaks plan

Posted: **Tue May 31, 2016 7:24 am**

19:22 <%optimumtact> STEELPOINT PR
19:22 <%optimumtact> ALARM
19:22 < TheGhostOfWhibyl1> [tgstation] Steelpoint opened pull request #18099:
Armour Value Changes (master...ArmourBranch)
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/18099

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:34 am**

13:39 < hg|work> i probably have #coderbus to thank for my professional success
13:39 < Man_Shroom> hahahaha
13:39 <%oranges> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13:39 < paprika> what success
13:39 < Man_Shroom> what professional succ
13:39 <%oranges> he's a minder for kids with autism
13:39 <%oranges> bada bing
13:39 < Sidon> ahahaha

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:07 am**

<Bawhoppen> tg is dying

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:32 am**

14:27 < KazeEspada> *dusts off .dm skillz*
14:28 < KazeEspada> Meme of the day
14:28 -!- oranges changed the topic of #coderbus to: 1 fix 1 feature | ss
freeze for mso | meme of the day: *dusts of .dm skillz*
14:29 < hg|work> *unsheathes IDE*
14:29 < hg|work> *teleports behind you*
14:29 < hg|work> *troubleshoots bug*
14:29 < hg|work> *it was a byond issue*
14:29 <%oranges> nothing personnel kid

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:38 am**

I feel like the fact that I read all that and laughed aloud is kind of weird. In the context of human existence think of how weird that bunch of sentences is, and how much context you need to understand the joke

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:00 am**

<NikNak> IrishWristWatch0 is really really fucking funny

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:27 pm**

10:21 <%oranges> oh my god guys I have the best ruin idea
10:21 <%oranges> coderbus
10:21 <%oranges> as
10:21 <%oranges> a
10:21 <%oranges> ruin
10:21 <%oranges> BOOM
10:22 * oranges drops mic
10:22 <%Remie> how would that work
....
10:22 <%oranges> it's a station with references to me
10:22 < Cheridan> just a bus and then a ton of faggots
10:22 <%oranges> lmao
10:22 < Cheridan> and 1 orange

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:47 am**

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:43 pm**

<ma44> what's the fastest way to kill someone as a chemist
<sawu> shoot them to death?
<J_Madison> 50u chloral
<sawu> chloral is shit now innit?
<J_Madison> Nope
<J_Madison> 50u chloral still kills in ~10 or less afaik
<sawu> oh okay
<sawu> thought chloral got a nerf
<J_Madison> no point dicking around with cocktails sawu since a good cuck is like 2 seconds different
<J_Madison> cock*
<J_Madison> fuck
<J_Madison> cocktail*
<sawu> J_Madison, sometimes you have the funniest freudien slips

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:02 pm**

50u of chloral takes way way longer than that

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:03 pm**

oranges wrote:13:40 < Cheridan> >have to listen to dopeheads on the internet talk about how
weed is harmless >had a close friend who got high as fuck on
4/20 and got hit by a truck
13:41 < GUN_HOG> Well, it was the truck that harmed him.
13:41 < GUN_HOG> But..I realize how much of a jerk statement that was
13:41 < Cheridan> ban trucks
13:41 < GUN_HOG> So I retract it.
13:41 < oranges> Trucks don't kill humans
13:41 < oranges> drivers kills humans
13:41 < oranges> ban drivers
13:41 < oranges> leave us responsible truck owners alone
13:41 < NSOS> the only person who can stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy
with a truck
13:42 < J_Madison> and yeah
13:42 < oranges> I lock my trucks up in a safe
13:42 < oranges> my trucks are to resist a goverment tyranny
13:42 < NSOS> ban assault trucks
13:42 < Cheridan> NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH POWER ASSAULT TRUCK

Too soon?

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:30 pm**

Don't you mean you reTRUCKt it, Gunhog?

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:49 am**

MIGHTY GALVATRON!!! - Today at 11:42 PM
Shadow discovers how to create matter: Becomes god

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:56 pm**

An old meme buzzes back in

00:05 <%oranges> https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/statu ... 3265039361 iamgoofball
00:07 < Thunder11> Bee movie 2 yes
00:07 < iamgoofball> B E E M O V I E 2
00:07 < Thunder11> We need more movie scripts to recite in full
00:07 < iamgoofball> This better bee happening for reals
00:07 <%oranges> BEE 2, THE BEEVENGANING
00:08 < Thunder11> Yeah, we can't have all this buzz for nothing, can we?
00:08 <%oranges> Frankly I can't beeleive it

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:07 pm**

reposting from cuck shed

<J_Madison> http://puu.sh/qd7tz/9df8a8bacb.jpg
<J_Madison> look at this shit
<J_Madison> what the fuck

rehost for when the puush link goes down

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:10 pm**

<hg|laptop> why cant i spawn meteors from IRC
<hg|laptop> what kind of shitty coders do we have

Posted: **Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:23 am**

<J_Madison> I have never made a non-legitimate ahelp on tgstation.

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