/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:51 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

<Robustin> ok heres my issue then
<Robustin> My code works 100% intended

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:29 am**

<Doohl> hey guys
<Doohl> i play lifeweb regularly

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:41 pm**

Haevacht wrote:<Doohl> hey guys
<Doohl> i play lifeweb regularly

oh BOY

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:01 am**

<Xhuis> q is the best memer on tg
<Xhuis> also he's not a basilfag so we're good

quoted for posterity you can't take it back

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:51 am**

some highlights from tonight:

<KorPhaeron> readd futa to the game

<Joan> maybe not MORE than once, but you CAN fuck anything once

<Xhuis> lava is not an object with valid receptables or orifices for which to fuck
<Xhuis> lava is not a sex object. it has zero sex appeal.
<TehSteveo> sounds hot
<Joan> you can fuck ANYTHING ONCE

<Cheridan> can you fuck air

<Qbopper> i bet u kiss girls faggot

<KorPhaeron> I'll add a line to everything I code that makes it spawn with maptext that says "PROPERTY OF KORPHAERON DO NOT STEAL"

<Qbopper> my dream is now to fuck the sun

<Haev> its fukken sephiroth you failure of a nerd
<Xhuis> even better

<oranges> fuck you Spacebee you black jew

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:06 am**

What kind of nerd doesn't recognize sephiroth, silly SLIME.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:21 pm**

Next thing we'll get is asswalkers literally murder-raping their way through lavaland.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:37 pm**

10:34 < kevinz000> the players aren't that bad
10:35 < kevinz000> to warrent needing an admin for every 10 players

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:58 am**

13:53 <%oranges> you see a pr in front of you, it's spiked with bad code
13:53 <%oranges> what do you do?
13:53 < Haevacht> can i yell at kev as a free action
13:53 < Haevacht> i assume its his pr
13:54 < incoming> I passionately bitch about it on the irc while leaving the PR relatively unmolested to give the illusion of being a nicer person to outside observers
13:54 <%oranges> rolld20 for charisma
13:54 < incoming> oh no my dump stat
13:54 < incoming> .roll d20
13:54 < Spacebee> 7 = ( d20=7 )
13:55 < Haevacht> rolling to shitpost in his rant
13:55 <%oranges> you scrape by the skin of your teeth thanks to some assistance from a handsome young maintainer with great teeth
13:55 < Haevacht> .roll d20
13:55 < Spacebee> 20 = ( d20=20 )
13:55 <%oranges> wow natural 20
13:55 < incoming> the pr disintergrates into memes
13:55 < incoming> congratulations
13:55 < Haevacht> mission victory
13:55 <%oranges> it's like every pr ever
13:55 < Haevacht> yea but its victory because i caused it this time

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:52 am**

18<happyfriend> Scaredy give me a chance to actually play the game
18<MrStonedOne> you didn't break rules, they just don't want you here because they can't stand you, nor how you talk, nor how you play "friend stations"
18<happyfriend> sorry I want to be better
18<happyfriend> how do i improve mrstonedone
18<MrStonedOne> Get help, the 100USD an hour kind of help. Or stop trolling.
18<oranges> you could try not being tonto

18<happyfriend> i remember people who would grief in game and actually DDOS the server and insult everybody and generally be assholes i just talked about oysters

Posted: **Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:53 am**

18<happyfriend> change "tonto" to jewish
18<happyfriend> you are now a nazi
18<happyfriend> and im not tonto im happyfriend
18<oranges> Has anyone even gone as far as making it look like the name nazi?
18<happyfriend> funny
18<happyfriend> you're funny good job
18<happyfriend> i bet i can predict your next joke... hmmm it's most likely "such tonto, much anally rupturing myself with a zucchini"

Posted: **Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:47 am**

13:34 < incoming> some people once advised me that the earth was going to overwhelm my person, I am not the most effective tool in the small exterior covered one room building
...
13:35 < Haev> you were looking like you lacked intelligence with your finger and your thumb in the shape of the letter L on the large open aread on the front of your head
...
13:37 < incoming> The passage of time progresses and that theme continues indefinitely. I was willingly ignorant of societal norms to which I did not conform and I thus sprinted away at earliest
convenience.
...
13:38 < Qbopper> joan appeared to be remarkably unintelligent with her digits colloquially known as her "finger" and "thumb" placed in a formation that approximated the english alphabetical letter "L" on
the region of the face known as the forehead
...
13:38 < Haev> it alwyas occured to me that you should life for pleasure, lest you acquire booksmarts with no practical application
...
13:38 < Haev> you were looking like you lacked intelligence with your finger and your thumb in the shape of the letter L on the large open aread on the front of your head
...
13:39 < incoming> A world full of actions, a realm filled with visual stimuii, I saw no reason to tarry forth through this.
...
13:39 < incoming> alright we should probably stop

Posted: **Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:14 am**

i appreciate you including mine despite it being slow

(it was a response to someone else asking joan if they were a sharp tool in the shed, not the original line)

Posted: **Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:12 am**

*Joan purrs

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:16 am**

<IcePacks> you got sybil?
<kevinz000> yep
<kevinz000> i'll be on both atleast for 2 hours
<kevinz000> honk.
<IcePacks> k thanks
<IcePacks> later
<Shadowlight213> kevinz000, on, or afk?
<Shadowlight213> :^)
<kevinz000> tabbed out listening for bwoinks
<kevinz000> which is "idle"
<Shadowlight213> so
<Shadowlight213> afk
<kevinz000> >:[
<kevinz000> wtf no
<kevinz000> its idle
<kevinz000> afk is when i'm asleep on my keyboard
<kevinz000> :/
<Shadowlight213> !sybilmins
<N-Bot> Admins: Kevinz000(AFK)
<kevinz000> fuck
<Shadowlight213> HAH

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:42 am**

<coiax> DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:22 pm**

<J_Madison> Wonderful. I haven't seen you for a while.
<J_Madison> How have you been?
* Cyberboss|Bouncer is now known as Cyberboss
<J_Madison> I'll try to figure it out. Thank you.
<ma44> wew
<Cyberboss> remie and i waana rewrok snpc
<J_Madison> Where did you go sawu
<QV> i thought remie was ded
<J_Madison> it would be best that it wasn't true sawu
<J_Madison> I'll lose my inheritance if that was true.
J_Madison Jacob8433 JamieH Joan|Away jonas_ Jordie JS38 JStheguy
<xxalpha> who the fuck is J_Madison talking to
<ma44> a person
<xxalpha> he's talking to himself
<J_Madison> xxalpha have you got sawu on ignore.
<J_Madison> I was talking to them.
<xxalpha> is that your imaginary friend
<KyrahAbattoir> who are you talking to J_Madison
<J_Madison> no i do not have imga
<J_Madison> ffs
<J_Madison> im not gay
<J_Madison> absolutely not
<KyrahAbattoir> This is getting really gay J_Madison
<J_Madison> absolutely
<J_Madison> not
<xxalpha> idk why you brought that up, but sounds like you're gay
<J_Madison> absolutely not sawu I lose 50% of my inheritance if i'm gay please stop
<J_Madison> oh my god
<J_Madison> man why do all the gay dudes push it onto me. bord, coiax now sawu
<J_Madison> this isn't right
<KyrahAbattoir> God cannot help you J_Madison
<xxalpha> who the fuck is bord
<xxalpha> or coiax
<xxalpha> why do you make up so many imaginary gay friends
<J_Madison> what sawu he straight up traps he sent me a dick pic
<J_Madison> oh my god
<J_Madison> I'm gonna go grab my laundry and think this over
<xxalpha> think what over
<xxalpha> dicks?
<+TheGhostOfWhibyl1> [tgstation] Apogate opened pull request #26558: adds cup of coffe. does nothing. handed out by gms at random (master...master) https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/26558
<J_Madison> absolutelh not

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:26 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:30 am**

16:28 < vcordie> to be fair its well accepted on both sides you break into the bridge your ass gets dunked you can';t complain
16:28 < vcordie> anyone who does is a fucking shitlord
...
16:28 < Haevacht> i like to pet renault
16:28 <%oranges> I like to eat cats
16:28 < vcordie> me too
16:28 <%oranges> I mean pet Rafa
16:28 < vcordie> NO
16:28 < Haevacht> is that such a criiiiiiiiiiiiime
16:28 <%oranges> too late vcordie
16:28 < Haevacht> (it is)
16:28 <%oranges> I'm putting that in the irc quotes thread
...
16:28 < vcordie> give context otherwise its not funny

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:43 pm**

oranges wrote:16:28 < vcordie> give context otherwise its not funny

literally the opposite of how this works

Posted: **Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:32 pm**

FRESH LEAKS FROM ADMINBUS!

[14:20:51] <oranges> never trust an australian
[14:21:44] <%atlanta_ded> they told me never trust a new zealander
[14:21:49] <%atlanta_ded> who do I believe oranges
[14:22:38] <@Shadowmobile> They said man was cast out of paradise due to a fruit
[14:22:41] <@Shadowmobile> HMMMMMM
[14:22:52] <oranges> the paradise was a lie
[14:22:56] <oranges> I woke them to the reality of the world
[14:23:04] <oranges> and they cast off god and all his promises and trapings
[14:23:14] <@Shadowmobile> oranges confirmed for literally the devil
[14:23:17] <oranges> I set them free to acheive greatness
[14:23:20] <oranges> who is the real devil
[14:23:43] <@Shadowmobile> The snek was a pawn. The fruit was the real mastermind

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:55 am**

is it really a leak if mso posts it

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:16 am**

Who is the snake so damned is all?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2017 3:22 pm**

<coiax> I secretly hate tg
<coiax> and want to destroy it

Context: Lizard language PR.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2017 3:47 pm**

the sssmoothssskinsss know
ssshut it down

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2017 9:19 pm**

05:09 < qwebirc95360> i have been lie
05:09 < qwebirc95360> this is not discord
05:09 < qwebirc95360> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
05:10 < qwebirc95360> dumb fucking fruit
05:10 < qwebirc95360> @oranges
05:10 < qwebirc95360> see i can't even at someone
05:10 < qwebirc95360> @everonye
05:10 < qwebirc95360> fuck
05:10 < qwebirc95360> +oranges
05:10 < qwebirc95360> -oranges
05:10 < qwebirc95360> .oranges
05:10 < qwebirc95360> oranges
05:10 * qwebirc95360 slaps oranges around a bit with a large fishbot
09:18 < oranges> played

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2017 10:55 pm**

MrStonedOne wrote:FRESH LEAKS FROM ADMINBUS!

[14:20:51] <oranges> never trust an australian
[14:21:44] <%atlanta_ded> they told me never trust a new zealander
[14:21:49] <%atlanta_ded> who do I believe oranges
[14:22:38] <@Shadowmobile> They said man was cast out of paradise due to a fruit
[14:22:41] <@Shadowmobile> HMMMMMM
[14:22:52] <oranges> the paradise was a lie
[14:22:56] <oranges> I woke them to the reality of the world
[14:23:04] <oranges> and they cast off god and all his promises and trapings
[14:23:14] <@Shadowmobile> oranges confirmed for literally the devil
[14:23:17] <oranges> I set them free to acheive greatness
[14:23:20] <oranges> who is the real devil
[14:23:43] <@Shadowmobile> The snek was a pawn. The fruit was the real mastermind

>trusting a fruit from budget australia

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 9:04 pm**

<Nilons> tbh im surprised mso doesnt just kill the fo13 owners the bearded man looks like he could take a life with his bare hands
<MrStonedOne> >implying i even need my hands

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 1:24 am**

mso could kill a man with a single glare

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 1:54 am**

MSO is god. he could just make you not exist retroactively if he wanted to, and make it so nobody remembered you, either.

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 2:00 am**

If he's such a big guy why doesn't he erase me

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 4:22 am**

smugdog wrote:If he's such a big guy why doesn't he erase me

he already did, oranges.

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2017 5:38 am**

Armhulen wrote:
smugdog wrote:If he's such a big guy why doesn't he erase me
he already did, oranges.

Oranges being put in is grave

Good sig armhulen

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2017 12:04 am**

<kevinz000-Cloud> i read fatpenises

Freudian!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2017 4:29 pm**

<-- LeoZ has kicked coiax_ from #coderbus (erp is not allowed)

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2017 6:53 pm**

<iamgoofball> Nilons: are you going to do that retarded thing where you think that the person who has been coding for ss13 for 3 years and knows the playerbase pretty well, alongside how the game plays out, obviously has no clue about game balance in ss13?
<iamgoofball> i cant wait to see your shitty PR
<Nilons> freon <:^)
<iamgoofball> 2/10 shitpost
<iamgoofball> XDTMobile Nilons it's almost like Freon was supposed to be incredibly rare and in limited supply
<iamgoofball> and that the two starting cans were the ONLY cans
<Nilons> >Freon <<<<:^)
<iamgoofball> it's almost like this is a collaborate project and you're ignoring everything I'm saying
<iamgoofball> hey LeoZ can you kickban Nilons for shitposting in an actual discussion
<iamgoofball> >try to talk about serious game design issues
<iamgoofball> >LOOOLLLL FREEEOOOONNNNN
<iamgoofball> >>>but MUH FREEOOOONNNN
<LeoZ> just hit the ignore
<iamgoofball> LeoZ: the problem is they distract everyone else
<iamgoofball> i can ignore them locally but then everyone else is missing the real convo because they have to sort through distraction tactic

At the mere mention of freon goofball explodes into a fountain of saltwater

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2017 4:12 am**

Do you do it for free?

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2017 5:28 am**

D&B wrote:Do you do it for free?

this is what he does on a monday

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2017 9:51 am**

<kevinz000-Cloud> "mooom the greyshits are bullying me"
<kevinz000-Cloud> "ok bully them back"
<kevinz000-Cloud> *how skylar became hos*
<Haevacht> canon
<kevinz000-Cloud> ok NO ONE FUCKING QUOTE THAT I WILL HARMBATON YOU
<kevinz000-Cloud> NO

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2017 9:53 am**

delet this

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2017 11:19 am**

kevinz000 wrote:delet this

Spoiler:

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2017 7:49 pm**

God, why are we still here? just to suffer?

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2017 8:03 pm**

>XD
yes
we are here to suffer

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2017 9:18 pm**

I used to give people shit for saying XD but I stopped when I realized that it's almost entirely just an age detector and most people grow out of it

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2017 1:22 pm**

Stop the off topic nonsense please.

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2017 10:42 pm**

When you truly see

<Iamgoofball> #27427
<TheGhostOfWhibyl1> https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/27427 - 'Warden Compact Combat Shotgun' by Steelpoint
<Iamgoofball> IT'S AMLOST LIKE
<Iamgoofball> SHIT LIKE THIS
<Iamgoofball> WAS
<%Razharas> And we are full on mnormie gaem already
* KyrahAbattoir has quit (Quit: Gasps!)
<Iamgoofball> EXACTLY WHY
<Iamgoofball> I MADE GUNCRAFTING
<%Razharas> Calm down
<%Razharas> No need to hassle up
<Iamgoofball> AHASDJKKHGSFGKHFDSGKHFDS
<Iamgoofball> BUT
<Iamgoofball> BUT MUH BALANCE
<Iamgoofball> B A L A N C E
<%Razharas> No need to fiddle the tiddles
* fifty_hz_clock_wave has changed the topic to: < Iamgoofball> B A L A N C E
<%Razharas> No need to ruffle the buffles
<Robustin> I cannot describe the erotic thrill of seeing spells properly fade when cast and recolor when available
<Iamgoofball> but what about MY TASERS WTF U NERFD MUH TAZRS
<xxxalpha> Iamgoofball the correct term is balance memes
<Iamgoofball> WTF U BUFFD MUH TAZRS
<Iamgoofball> WTF GUNS?
<Fantastic_Fwoosh> fifty_hz_clock_wave please check your file site applications please
<Iamgoofball> MY LORE
<Iamgoofball> LOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEE
<%Razharas> Oh robustin
<%Razharas> Fading into the colourlessness
<%Razharas> And back
<%Razharas> Can be done with animate
<Iamgoofball> WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK
<Iamgoofball> R&D DOESN'T HAVE IT?
<Iamgoofball> WTF DUDE
<Iamgoofball> R&D OR CLOSE
<Iamgoofball> WTF YOU GAVE IT TO R&D????
<%Razharas> Goof stop
<Iamgoofball> SDSJHDFHJKFKHDSKHFGDS
<+Remie> Razharas: welcome to 5 hours ago
<QualityVan> sedatives
<Iamgoofball> remember that bay PR that added 300+ sprites sbecause they added 4 energy guns that were minor variationns on eachother
<Iamgoofball> i remember
<Iamgoofball>
<Robustin> I need to better understand how the current system works so I can properly replace it with an animate, and if I do that it will be for an actually animated cooldown overlay
<%Razharas> I dont care about gay so i dont remember
<%LeoZ> remember that bay tried to revert duct tape fixing a SM shard
<Iamgoofball> i remember
<%Razharas> bay*
<Iamgoofball>
<%Razharas> Actually i wants wrong the first time
<Iamgoofball> like jesus christ man ahdwaskhgdfhgdsshgsfds
<Robustin> I haven't actually read the fade code
<%LeoZ> i kinda want to add duct tape
<%LeoZ> just to make it fix a sm
<Iamgoofball> >fix problem of gun bloat
<%LeoZ> lol
<Iamgoofball> >EVERYONE BITCHES BECAUSE METAGAME
<%Razharas> Fade is just animate proc
<%Razharas> Like with matrixes
<%Razharas> Robustin
<%LeoZ> how to fix gun bloat: remove all guns
<%Razharas> But this time
<Iamgoofball> >make them 1:1 with existing guns roundstart
<Iamgoofball> >WTF SPRITES
<%Razharas> With colour matrixes
<Iamgoofball> >resprite
<Iamgoofball> >WTF SPRITE
<Iamgoofball> >expert spriter redoes it
<Iamgoofball> >WTF SPRITE
<%fifty_hz_clock_wave> oh no
<Robustin> ah the legendary color matrices
<%Razharas> SO since you worked with matrixes already you can handle the colour ones now
<%Razharas> Yes
<Iamgoofball> >Ausops himself descends from heaven and grants us his gift of sprites
<Iamgoofball> >WTF SPRITES
<Iamgoofball> >give up
<Iamgoofball> >WTF R&D
<xxxalpha> he's still going
<Iamgoofball> >WTF STOP GIVING THEM TO R&D
<%Razharas> Just this time instead the matrix doing the coordinate shift it is doing the colour coordinate shift
<%Razharas> In colour space
<%Razharas> Like rgb
<Iamgoofball> the moral of the story is don't code for players
<%Razharas> Or vsc
<Iamgoofball> because they are all retarded
<%Razharas> Or whatever other ones there are
* liggawitarocketlaunchah has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<%LeoZ> goof slowly coming to the biggest realization
<Iamgoofball> mhm
<Iamgoofball> LeoZ, im going to reopen guncrafting, the warden will have ALL of it
<%Razharas> >He only now knows that players dont know whats best for them
<%Razharas> Wowe
<Iamgoofball> and we will merge it
<%Razharas> I bet you believed in democrazy in the past goof
<%Razharas> Grow up
<Iamgoofball> and i am going to post crying babies
<%Razharas> Its all shit
<Iamgoofball> at every person who complains
<%Razharas> Only strong rule of smart elite
<Iamgoofball> and in every revert PR
<%Razharas> Everything else is degeneracy heading to a failure

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2017 5:20 am**

<octa91> l
<Haevacht> m
<vcordie> n
<vcordie> o
<vcordie> p
<vcordie> q
<vcordie> r
<vcordie> tuvwxyz
<Haevacht> you even powergame the alphabet

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2017 5:29 am**

vcordie wrote:[15:07:06]<octa91> l
[15:08:26]<Haevacht> m
[15:16:07]<vcordie> n
[15:16:16]<vcordie> o
[15:16:17]<vcordie> p
[15:16:18]<vcordie> q
[15:16:19]<vcordie> r
[15:16:20]<vcordie> s
[15:16:26]<vcordie> tuvwxyz
[15:16:25]<Haevacht> you even powergame the alphabet

fixed the timestamps
(in my line my thing displayed first hence the swapped stamp)

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2017 8:09 am**

yes, you are hilarious and your witty one-liners should be preserved for all eternity

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2017 12:18 am**

<Iamgoofball> fuck

jesus christ

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2017 12:26 am**

DemonFiren wrote:yes, you are hilarious and your witty one-liners should be preserved for all eternity

the timing of the alphabet spam adds to the joke

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