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DemonFiren wrote:yes, you are hilarious and your witty one-liners should be preserved for all eternity

the timing of the alphabet spam adds to the joke

Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes


15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
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15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

fifty_hz_clock_wave wrote:Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes


15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
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15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

rare good use of the s/ command, nice

oldman robustin
more like oldman robusted

fifty_hz_clock_wave wrote:Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes


15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
...
15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

This is pretty good

vcordie> exactly
22:17 <vcordie> im with sawrge on this one
22:17 <vcordie> i will never say this again but
22:17 <vcordie> sawrge is 100% correct

why do we care?

He left out the part where oranges was convinced he banned kev.

<oranges> I am completely normal

<vcordie> oh for fuck sakes
<vcordie> okay
<vcordie> so
<vcordie> you guys are free to laugh at me
<vcordie> mey keyboard has macro keys
<vcordie> i've set
<vcordie> a macrokey
<vcordie> up
<vcordie> to order kfc
<vcordie> and uh
<vcordie> i just accidentally ordered a 12 pc b ucket
<vcordie> guess im having chicken
<vcordie> i figured you know
<vcordie> you could cancel orders
<vcordie> GUESS WHAT
<vcordie> YOU CAN'T
<vcordie> CANCEL
<vcordie> ORDERS
<vcordie> ld>asldfASOPDGUIASHDG
<vcordie> ASGOKASDHOASDIGPAS
<vcordie> GDSODG8HIAOPSDGI8Y
<vcordie> chicekn
<vcordie> chiken
<LeoZ> take the chicken nwo
<vcordie> like im hungry anyways
<vcordie> so this is fine
<vcordie> but
<vcordie> this is also not fine because its expensive
<ninjanomnom> why would you need a macro to order chicken
<vcordie> BECAUSE
<vcordie> I LIKE CHICKEN
<vcordie> AND THE IDEA OF A CHICKEN BUTTON AMUSED ME
<Chocobro> to be fair
<Chocobro> chicken is really good
<vcordie> thank you
<Chocobro> like i can see myself making that button if anywhere delivered here
<vcordie> anyways
<vcordie> theres a macro switch on my keyboard
<vcordie> i keep it off for this reason
<vcordie> but at some point it fucking swapped on
<Chocobro> i can't believe you have a fucking chicken button

the cost incurred by accidental chicken button pressing is not to be joked about.

>Never use a macro in my life
>Get by
>Fucking memelord coders have macros to order buckets of chicken
>Accidentally ordering food is a genuine problem for them

This more than anything shows the disconnect between server and codebase. I ask you this: How can we entrust our server to coders who frivolously macro everything?





Vote me as the meme candidate for mememin this meme election

this is irc quotes not discord quotes you fruit

22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why do we persist?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why does the server go on?
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22:54 <+fresh_oranges> we are but motes of dust in a cosmic swirl?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> our very existence is meaningless
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22:54 <+fresh_oranges> only one question remains for me now
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22:54 <+fresh_oranges> the ultimate question
22:55 <+fresh_oranges> are traps gay?
22:55 < Projectile_Sam> goddamn it

<Chocobro> chicken button is
<Chocobro> a treasure of the internet seas
<Chocobro> vcordie, summon
<vcordie> I HAVE
<vcordie> BEEN SUMMONED
<vcordie> oh
<Chocobro> hello have you mistakenly hit your chicken button again recently
<vcordie> I killed the chicken button
<vcordie> it was too expensive
<Chocobro> HAHAHAHA
<ninjanomnom> whyyy
<Chocobro> HAHAHA
<vcordie> ill fix it later
<vcordie> i've replaced it though
<vcordie> with a reggies button
<Chocobro> that's the fucking funniest shit ever OH MY GOD
<vcordie> that REQUIRES CONFIRMATION
<ninjanomnom> wait what do- NOOO
<ninjanomnom> NO CONFIRMATION
<vcordie> im hungry
<vcordie> so i'm going to hit the reggies button

<vcordie> fucking reggies isnt doing delivery atm
<vcordie> fuck me
<vcordie> ...kfc it is
<Chocobro> HAHAHA

oranges wrote:

That entire discourse was aggressively dumb

Follow up!

<ninjanomnom> cars are just bricks we tricked into being a horse

Rape scores! Rape scores!

i read that as "rape scones"
rip scones

<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

Does Discord count?


<kevinz000-Cloud> CYBERBOSS
<Cyberboss> wat
<kevinz000-Cloud> WHY DOES THE HIVEBOT SWARM CORE CHAINSAW YOU FROM 2 SCREENS AWAY
<Cyberboss> idk

<Joan> Uncrustables are a form of ravioli debate me

14:20 <%LeoZ> i've been playing rs for fun
14:21 < Xhuis> s/fun/hot and sweaty fun
14:21 < beerobot> Correction, <LeoZ> i've been playing rs for hot and sweaty fun
14:21 <%LeoZ> yea
14:21 <%LeoZ> with your mom
14:21 < oranges> oh shit roasted
14:21 < Xhuis> dang ya got me

14:14 <%pineapples> oranges what'd you do to mso this time
14:14 < Xhuis> i must flow like water
14:14 < Xhuis> leaf in wind
14:14 < oranges> I ticked all his boxes
14:14 < Xhuis> that sounds painful
14:14 <%pineapples> he doesn't seem happy about the box ticking
14:14 < oranges> https://file.house/Q295.png
14:15 <%pineapples> scared?
14:15 < MrPerson> so he's
14:15 < MrPerson> ticked off?
14:15 < Xhuis> how did I not come up with that augh
14:15 < MrPerson> So when he goes off
14:15 < MrPerson> was he a ticking time bomb?
14:15 < MrPerson> and then we all flea the scene
14:15 < MrPerson> hark hark hark

<Joan> "I am important look at how important I am"
<LeoZ> i do that every day

<Shadowmobile> Mrs_sybil status
<Mrs_Sybil> Admins: 4 (Active: Kevinz000, Gouty, Feemjmeem and Qbopper AFK: nothing Stealth: nothing Skipped: nothing). Players: 74 (Active: 63). Mode: clockwork cult.
<Shadowmobile> Must be broken
<Shadowmobile> Doesn't show Kevinz as afk

Delet this now

11:24 < MRTY> you can't constantly have it in your system, else you die from
retardation
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> what
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> you can't die of brain damage.
11:24 < MRTY> wait what
11:24 < oranges> you can try
11:24 < MRTY> I thought too much brain damage could slowly kill you
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> no...
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> i mean brain damage just inhibits shit like using
airlocks and machines
11:25 < atlanta_ned> fwoosh is a good example of brain damage not being lethal
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> KEK

* Received a CTCP VERSION from MrStonedOne (to #coderbus)
<Aranclanos> help
<LeoZ> get out of here with your hacks mso
<Aranclanos> mrstonedone is touching me
<LeoZ> literally trying to hack me
<Chocobro> ctcp is built into every client don't worry all it does is reply back instantly with your version ID
>LeoZ< CTCP HEY
<LeoZ> help
>LeoZ< CTCP YOU LIKE MILKSHAKE?
<LeoZ> now chocobro is trying to hack me
<Chocobro> already hacked now tell me if you like milkshake
* Received a CTCP NO from LeoZ
<Chocobro> ban LeoZ
<Chocobro> fucking kill him

Kevinz confirmed for "coming" to cats.

13:32 <%LeoZ> im rolling in gold pieces bby
13:32 < veb> spare us
13:32 < QualityVan> sounds unpleasant
13:33 < veb> QualityVan: reminds me of that guy who had sex on a bed of moon
rocks
13:33 < veb> how unpleasant would that be
13:33 <%thot_slayer> veb: hey but at least the sex would be
13:33 * thot_slayer puts on sunglasses
13:33 <%thot_slayer> out of this world
13:33 <%thot_slayer> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bad

self quoting zzz

Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

CitrusGender wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

doctored image, it was fucking qbmax that asked that and you know it

i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

Armhulen wrote:i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

go croak elsewhere freg

<Rockdtben> Website looks like it is formatted for a cell phone
<Antur> ?
<Rockdtben> tgstation13.org
<Antur> You mean the centering or ?
<Antur> Looks pretty standard to me.
<Rockdtben> https://imgur.com/Xf8ZOrB
<Antur> oh rip
<Antur> yeah that's something wrong
<Rockdtben> As the CEO of TGStation13 that needs to get addressed.
<Antur> what browser
<Rockdtben> Our outward facing site is our first line on contact with the press.
<Rockdtben> Chrome.
<Antur> Hmm
<Antur> bleh i don't have chrome on this one
<Antur> and looks fine in firefox
<ninjanomnom> works fine for me on chrome
<LeoZ> fine on opera
<Rockdtben> Version 61.0.3163.100
<Rockdtben> Updated to Version 62.0.3202.75
<Rockdtben> Same problem
<Rockdtben> CTRL F5
<Antur> weird
<ninjanomnom> I'm on same version
<Antur> it's standard bootstrap so should be working fine
<ninjanomnom> so it's not chrome
<Rockdtben> Wow
<Rockdtben> How the hell does that even happen
<Rockdtben> 1 website on my entire browser has 500% zoom.
<Rockdtben> False alarm.

11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> .kick Hatterhat
11:34 -!- Hatterhat was kicked from #supportbus by [^_^] [Requested]
11:34 < oranges> thanks
11:34 -!- kevinz000-clock changed the topic of #supportbus to: help
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> uh
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> shit
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ... fuck that's not how you use
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ......
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> fuck.
11:35 < oranges> nice