WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

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Deitus
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WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Deitus » #346675

WE NOW HAVE WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

THE RICK & MORTY PORN PARODY

AKA "DICK AND MORTY"

[youtube]pv_CSarZsYE[/youtube]

FEATURING SUCH KINO WRITING AS
>SPRAY ME WITH YOUR TESTICLE-MADE SZECHUAN SAUCE
AND
>IM PICKLE DIIIICK!

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE "DIAMOND DONGS" METAL GEAR PARODY

WHO /UNIRONICALLY FAPPING/ HERE
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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by calzilla1 » #346676

Is that a rule 63 memey?
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by D&B » #346677

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ShindoL literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Shadbase’s Russian epic Mothers and Daughters. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pornhub’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies(male) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 inches of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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lying little shit with your bullshit stat
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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Takeguru » #346986

I'M PICKLE DICK

Wait is that Morty a girl
Oh no
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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Anonmare » #347303

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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by celau » #347439

the peak of human evolution has come, will you be ready?
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Post by Deitus » #347493

now we need a live-action ss13 porno
there are so many possibilities

>"HOP (head of penises), i want all access"
>"do you have papers?"
>"no but perhaps there's some...other way to convince you"
>"mmm ill give you all access to this dick, baby"

>nuke cocks
>charge into cap's office
>they're masturbating
>orgy with the disk as a dildo

>narsie cult: tentacle dicks
>ratvar cult: robodicks

i could go on and on, there's so much material to work with
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Post by DemonFiren » #347531

and they say lizards are excessively lewd
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non-lizard things:
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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Takeguru » #347775

UNCUT VERSION WITH PICKLE DICK SCENE AVAILABLE ONLY ON PORNHUB DOT COM

God I just
want to die


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Post by Malkevin » #348360

*cough*

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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Anonmare » #350062

I want to remind everyone that this exists.

I can't forget, you won't forget.
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Re: WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

Post by Anonmare » #371175

Anonmare wrote:I want to remind everyone that this exists.

I can't forget, you won't forget.
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