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Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:28 pm
by Lovecraft
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Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:47 pm
by ColonicAcid
Go 49'ers.

Nobody likes dallas anyway.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:56 pm
by Lovecraft
Steelers win, Dallas loses
today was a good day

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:43 pm
by Jordie0608
What's NFL?

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:57 pm
by ColonicAcid
National Frisbee league.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:58 pm
by Mandurrrh
delete please

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:42 am
by miggles
hahaha football is for nerds

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:03 am
by ThanatosRa
What the fuck is this? This isn't hockey.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:31 am
by Mandurrrh
delete please

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:12 am
by srifenbyxp
I like the dolphins, I want them to win. Ricky williams is a pretty okay guy.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:18 pm
by QuartzCrystal
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Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:19 pm
by Lovecraft
When I saw that happen I nearly cried.
I love the Steelers.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:23 pm
by QuartzCrystal
I'm from Canada. We play our football weird. But not as weird as those Australians.

Either way, in my fantasy league I ended up with the New England defense, which I just don't know how I feel. So go New England?

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:16 pm
by ColonicAcid
Holy shit is that even allowed because if it is that is fucking dumb.

>he purposely ran at him just to be able to kick his face
that's a dick move.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:16 pm
by Knaive
He was trying to hurdle over him, expecting the punter to either duck down or attempt to tackle him. But punters aren't even really a part of the team and so instead of the strength and reflexes you usually see you get well...

There's a reason they call them special teams.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:23 pm
by QuartzCrystal
Knaive wrote:He was trying to hurdle over him, expecting the punter to either duck down or attempt to tackle him. But punters aren't even really a part of the team and so instead of the strength and reflexes you usually see you get well...

There's a reason they call them special teams.
He jumped awfully early to expect the punter to move in a direction he wont get stepped on.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:57 pm
by ColonicAcid
Yeah I don't buy it, it was pretty obvious he wanted to get his face as soon as he changed his center of gravity to get that leg in.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:08 pm
by MisterPerson
Let's just hope one of the Lions decides to do the same thing to Eli.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:24 pm
by TheTerbs
sports r gay

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:53 pm
by Munchlax
says every fat nerd

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:11 pm
by MisterPerson
geilebeer wrote:says every fat nerd
Sports fans are as nerdy as any other fan.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:32 pm
by Munchlax
MisterPerson wrote:
geilebeer wrote:says every fat nerd
Sports fans are as nerdy as any other fan.
well they aint fat

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:49 pm
by ColonicAcid
Sports fan =/= actually doing the sport.
Let alone the fact that strongman competitors are pretty damn "fat"

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:25 pm
by Big Faggot
ColonicAcid wrote:Sports fan =/= actually doing the sport.
Let alone the fact that strongman competitors are pretty damn "fat"
ummm thats dif. thats like bear status

id let a strongman do me for sport u no what im sayin.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:08 pm
by vonharden
i have a football question... is there anything sadder than a little middle aged man in a big sports jersey...?

it may have fit flatteringly in the '80s...

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:19 pm
by Lovecraft
tfw watching your team lose and you're just like
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and you try and tell yourself they might make a comeback but you're still just
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Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:19 am
by bockman22
Redskins suck so I have nothing to root for....

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:35 am
by MisterPerson
The worst feel is when they do start mounting a comeback and then cock it up. And it keeps happening, I keep getting my hopes up and they keep getting deleted.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:43 am
by Lovecraft
Wasn't the last Redskin victory in, like, November?

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:17 am
by Mandurrrh
delete please

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:38 am
by Timbrewolf
I find an ex and beat her with my fists for a bit.

If that doesn't do the job I breed a few dogs in cages and then make them fight to the death.

Gets me in the perfect mood for some handegg.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:50 am
by Mandurrrh
delete please

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:02 am
by Timbrewolf
Football isn't awful just some of the culture surrounding it is really fucked up. You could say the same thing about soccer though, people murder each other over that shit. The sport itself is more robust than most nerds give it credit for, it's like a live-action chess with the pieces trampling over eachother. The vidya gaems are decent enough I just don't care much for watching it.

Hockey top-tier
<power gap>
Soccer breddy gud too tier
Basketball 10tb of dunks tier
<powergap>
Football okay tier
<powergap>
Baseball a shit worst spectator sport in America

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:04 am
by Lovecraft
I actually read an article the other day that was pretty eh but it explained to me why baseball's gone downhill.
Houston Astros #1 baby. They'll be good in 10-20 years.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:00 am
by miggles
i dont like to watch sports
the only sport i really enjoy to play is badminton, and im really good at it

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:17 am
by Munchlax
basketball is the superb sport obviously

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:43 am
by ColonicAcid
miggles wrote: the only sport i really enjoy to play is badminton, and im really good at it
ur not even asian wtf
An0n3 wrote: Soccer breddy gud too tier
Football has this appeal that even the <12 I coach can look like they kinda know what they're doing unlike other sports where you have this very opaque line of whether "He knows what he's doing" or "He doesn't have a clue and nigga what are you doing."

School of Applied Dunkology.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:29 am
by MisterPerson
An0n3 wrote: Baseball a shit worst spectator sport in America
That honor is reserved for golf.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:45 am
by miggles
ColonicAcid wrote:
miggles wrote: the only sport i really enjoy to play is badminton, and im really good at it
ur not even asian wtf
私はトランス日本人だよ、馬鹿外人

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:08 am
by Lovecraft
Let the record show the Chiefs lost again

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:25 am
by Timbrewolf
MisterPerson wrote:
An0n3 wrote: Baseball a shit worst spectator sport in America
That honor is reserved for golf.
At least golf you can get drunk with your friends and go to a driving range and just wail on golf balls to see who can fire one of those fuckers the farthest.

The average game of baseball lasts 1200 hours and kills 4 owls.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:41 am
by miggles
no hogwarts acceptance letter for you, babe ruth

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:44 am
by Mandurrrh
delete please

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:03 pm
by miggles
you can never be a wizard youre already a mom before 30 you broke the wizard code

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:15 pm
by Timbrewolf
Hey miggles does giving your sister a ride on your dickwarts bar you from getting into hogwarts?

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:22 pm
by miggles
fuck you i dont have dickwarts
and federal law declares it as illegitimate so it doesnt technically count, which is pretty much the only good thing about that law

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:24 pm
by miggles
that i can still be a wizard that is

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:37 pm
by Timbrewolf
Virginius maintainus!

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:03 am
by MisterPerson
Amerifats, find out which games are being played in your area http://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2014&wk=3

I hope everyone enjoys the Seatle-Denver game. It should be good, and if it's not, hope you live in one of the yellow areas on the Fox map.

Re: Official NFL Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:32 pm
by nsos
they call me tim tebow