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>alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:10 am
by iamgoofball
>when the pedophile you voted for loses the GOP seat in FUCKING ALABAMA
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:17 am
by bandit
exclusive photograph from moore headquarters
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:06 am
by Screemonster
I guess we've found the one thing with less chance of winning a senate seat in alabama than a democrat
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:29 am
by XSI
I dont understand US politics
I thought the worst candidate was supposed to win? How can you get worse than diddling kids?
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:57 pm
by calzilla1
Demorats are allways the worse candidate
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:08 pm
by Incomptinence
Wow if only America didn't have a binary fpp voting system a third party that aligns with their right leaning interests lacking a paedo candidate could have run and won.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:15 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
New political strategy: Accuse your opponent of touching a 14 year olds boob 30 years ago
If they ask for evidence it means they're hiding something!!!
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:33 pm
by Lumbermancer
vote 3rd party
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:29 pm
by XSI
from what i could find on /pol/ and the poll numbers, about half of those who voted trump in alabama voted republican for this election
so basically it's either them deciding to not vote for whichever reason, or those votes were made to 'disappear'. depending on who you ask
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:37 pm
by Incomptinence
managing to vote rig in favour of democrats in a hardcore red state
think for a moment whose votes are more likely being used to wipe ass traditionally?
american authorities get a lot of yesmanish tribalistic compliance out of fear of the other brand of corporate whore but sadly when cornered by absolutely garbage candidates it can produce strange results
don't worry just like the trump upset this only means of double helping of corporate cock suck
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:32 pm
by Drynwyn
Incomptinence wrote:managing to vote rig in favour of democrats in a hardcore red state
think for a moment whose votes are more likely being used to wipe ass traditionally?
american authorities get a lot of yesmanish tribalistic compliance out of fear of the other brand of corporate whore but sadly when cornered by absolutely garbage candidates it can produce strange results
don't worry just like the trump upset this only means of double helping of corporate cock suck
incomp speaks truth here
esp. about the corporate cock succ
but that would have happened no matter who won
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:02 pm
by XSI
After some looking into the guy, I'm starting to think it's not really as much a case of vote rigging as some people have suggested, and more a case of 'how could you ever think this guy has a chance?'
As far as I could find, he has, aside from the pedo accusations:
Said that america was better with slavery still being a thing
Mentioned that the constitution was only made to protect christianity
Got kicked from a judge position for being too religious-minded about it in Alabama
And said that women and black people shouldn't be allowed to vote
I don't think they'd have been able to find anyone worse if they tried
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:09 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
And yet he got 48.7 or so percent of the vote which goes to show you how bad his opposition was
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:17 pm
by XSI
Or that it's alabama and people there aren't interested in democrats either
When faced with choice A: Shit and choice B: Also shit, a lot of people will pick C: Don't even bother picking
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:20 pm
by Anonmare
Going off topic...
Two party systems suck. Our fucking headmin elections are better designed than 90% of democracies in the world because at least we don't use First Past The Post (FPTP).
People can meme about revolutions and civil wars but you can't deny that FPTP isn't going away in a two-party system since only they could push the concept out the window, and both parties have a vested interest in ensuring such a thing doesn't happen. After all, it would mean less chance of either of them winning.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:30 pm
by iamgoofball
Super Aggro Crag wrote:And yet he got 48.7 or so percent of the vote which goes to show you how bad his opposition was
It's alabama, the fact he got that low was surprising.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:31 pm
by iamgoofball
Ps. Votes didn't disappear you fucking conspiracy theorists, they bet too heavily on people hating dems more than a guy banned from malls for creeping on kids
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:36 pm
by ShadowDimentio
Is the guy who won shit or what? All I've heard is he's a literally who dem who seemingly got in by virtue of not diddling kids.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:38 pm
by iamgoofball
ShadowDimentio wrote:Is the guy who won shit or what? All I've heard is he's a literally who dem who seemingly got in by virtue of not diddling kids.
He helped destroy what remained of the KKK and prosecuted the cases for the church bomber and other domestic terrorists
He's a good dude
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:45 pm
by Bolien
Off year special elections always have insanely low turnouts, so all it took was Dems to be energized enough to show up to win.
The GOP running a racist, sexist, child diddler only helped Dem turnout so.
Also there were 22k write-ins so that REALLY hurt Moore.
No conspiracy here, just simple politics.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:49 pm
by iamgoofball
ironically enough "racist, sexist" runs in the repub's favor in that state
they lost entirely on this guy raping kids
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:57 pm
by Ricotez
are you getting tired of winning
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:06 pm
by Bolien
Ricotez wrote:are you getting tired of winning
I lol'd.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:07 pm
by iamgoofball
CosmicScientist wrote:Anonmare wrote:... Our fucking headmin elections are better designed than 90% of democracies in the world because at least we don't use First Past The Post (FPTP).
...
But we can't be better. goof hasn't won yet.
iamgoofball wrote:ShadowDimentio wrote:Is the guy who won shit or what? All I've heard is he's a literally who dem who seemingly got in by virtue of not diddling kids.
He helped destroy what remained of the KKK and prosecuted the cases for the church bomber and other domestic terrorists
He's a good dude
From my end of the news cycle they drew up both as morally the same except black people vote for the one and Alabama stereotypes vote for the other. That's a shame my news didn't spend a moment on the dem candidate instead of being more focused on the repub's pressured sex allegations and horse.
not much to really talk about with the democrat, no news is good news after all
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:07 pm
by Takeguru
Alabama is still a massively rural state so a dem getting in speaks volumes
Blue is generally bad or at best, not helpful, to rural communities
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:30 pm
by Bolien
Takeguru wrote:Alabama is still a massively rural state so a dem getting in speaks volumes
Blue is generally bad or at best, not helpful, to rural communities
Okay but like how does GOP trickle down memes help rural communities?
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:54 pm
by ShadowDimentio
It doesn't, but the GOP is generally for a smaller government, and rural people are HUGE on being left alone.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:10 pm
by ColonicAcid
>implying they care or even know what big gobbernment is in areas that are as rural as that.
majority of deep south voters are one issue voters, and that issue is abortion.
thats it, that's 90% of the reason why alot of the south is republican.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:17 pm
by Incomptinence
Yeah he might see to it that cousins are counted in state incest law, poor Alabama I don't know how they will cope.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:20 pm
by Screemonster
iamgoofball wrote:Ps. Votes didn't disappear you fucking conspiracy theorists, they bet too heavily on people hating dems more than a guy banned from malls for creeping on kids
complacency is a hilarious thing when it happens in politics
"eh, we're a shoe-in, this is a safe seat, we can literally run anyone and expect a win, we won't even have to campaign that much"
A WILD ELECTORATE APPEARS
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:35 am
by bandit
if we're talking conspiracy theories:
ironically, before the election, when the prospect of doug jones winning was a hilarious 0% possibility, the alabama supreme court (all republicans) blocked a judge's order not to destroy the ballots in case they needed to be audited or recounted. guess they weren't counting on roy moore wanting one
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/1 ... _rule.html
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:41 am
by Deitus
why is this topic outside of our /pol/ thread tho
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:54 am
by DrPillzRedux
Deitus wrote:why is this topic outside of our /pol/ thread tho
leftists want to screech like the monkeys they are when they've done nothing themselves
republicans are dumb old fucks and put up a shit candidate with full knowledge of his kiddy diddling
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:01 am
by Stickymayhem
DrPillzRedux wrote:Deitus wrote:why is this topic outside of our /pol/ thread tho
leftists want to screech like the monkeys they are when they've done nothing themselves
Or we just like it when the world briefly makes any small amount of rational sense again.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:47 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Incomptinence wrote:Yeah he might see to it that cousins are counted in state incest law, poor Alabama I don't know how they will cope.
Bad post.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:56 am
by Incomptinence
Why? It's true.
http://codes.findlaw.com/al/title-13a-c ... -13-3.html
(a) A person commits incest if he marries or engages in sexual intercourse with a person he knows to be, either legitimately or illegitimately:
(1) His ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption; or
(2) His brother or sister of the whole or half-blood or by adoption; or
(3) His stepchild or stepparent, while the marriage creating the relationship exists; or
(4) His aunt, uncle, nephew or niece of the whole or half-blood.
(b) A person shall not be convicted of incest or of an attempt to commit incest upon the uncorroborated testimony of the person with whom the offense is alleged to have been committed.
(c) Incest is a Class C felony.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:59 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Accusing every southerner who disagrees with you of being backwards inbred savages who are in need of the GuidingHand of Mama Government is probably why they don't like Democrats
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
by Incomptinence
Not disagreeing with a southerner, not American, not a democrat, not my problem.
I just can't respect a two party democracy.
Also it's the law asshole.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
by CPTANT
Moore was a huge twat even without the underaged girls sex scandal.
He wanted to make homosexuality a crime
Called 9/11 a punishment from god
Said Muslims should be barred from congress
Was suspended from the chief justice position for placing and refusing to remove a huge marble monument with the ten commandments on it in a court building(seriously wtf, that entire story is bizarre)
Had hundreds of thousands of dollars in undeclared income from his "non profit" organisation
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:46 am
by Incomptinence
If 9/11 is punishment from god isn't barring Muslims from congress trying to defy God's judgement?
I mean that basically puts current events on par with the babylonian captivity in the old testament and America by that logic should be conquered by the Muslims to punish them for abortion or something.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:19 pm
by XSI
These sort of sayings arent supposed to make sense
You're only going to confuse yourself more if you try to get sense out of them
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:03 am
by ThanatosRa
i got you blue
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:56 pm
by Malkevin
XSI wrote:I dont understand US politics
I thought the worst candidate was supposed to win? How can you get worse than diddling kids?
You're forgetting it was Alabama, the only way he could be a more ideal candidate is if he walked down the barn for seconds.
Speaking of incest laws, it's always baffled me that step siblings can't get together but first cousins can
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:23 pm
by ShadowDimentio
Incomptinence wrote:Not disagreeing with a southerner, not American, not a democrat, not my problem.
I just can't respect a two party democracy.
Also it's the law asshole.
Two party's better than most countries. Germany's practically a one party system, Merkel won't ever not be elected as long as she lives.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:27 am
by Anonmare
Malkevin wrote:XSI wrote:I dont understand US politics
I thought the worst candidate was supposed to win? How can you get worse than diddling kids?
You're forgetting it was Alabama, the only way he could be a more ideal candidate is if he walked down the barn for seconds.
Speaking of incest laws, it's always baffled me that step siblings can't get together but first cousins can
CosmicScientist wrote:I want to say it's because your father with mother and your father's brother with wife normally carry genetic code with more variation than just your father and a second wife but that feels too much like promoting inbreeding.
So instead let us imagine the politicians only felt bad when they were dating someone they took baths with as a child. everyone started making fun of them for going out with someone they already went home with after school.
Actually I happen to know that fourth cousins are so genetically indistinct that there is negligible difference between having a child with them compared to someone unrelated to you.
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:04 pm
by Screemonster
CosmicScientist wrote:I want to say it's because your father with mother and your father's brother with wife normally carry genetic code with more variation than just your father and a second wife but that feels too much like promoting inbreeding.
So instead let us imagine the politicians only felt bad when they were dating someone they took baths with as a child. everyone started making fun of them for going out with someone they already went home with after school.
step-siblings, not half-siblings
As in, Couple A have a child. Another completely unrelated couple, B, also have a child. Later, both couples split up independently of one another, and Mother A hooks up with Father B, and get married. Now child A and child B are considered legally siblings despite having no blood relation whatsoever, and would not be related at all if not for the marriage certificate saying you're family now
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:19 pm
by Malkevin
Screemonster wrote:CosmicScientist wrote:I want to say it's because your father with mother and your father's brother with wife normally carry genetic code with more variation than just your father and a second wife but that feels too much like promoting inbreeding.
So instead let us imagine the politicians only felt bad when they were dating someone they took baths with as a child. everyone started making fun of them for going out with someone they already went home with after school.
step-siblings, not half-siblings
As in, Couple A have a child. Another completely unrelated couple, B, also have a child. Later, both couples split up independently of one another, and Mother A hooks up with Father B, and get married. Now child A and child B are considered legally siblings despite having no blood relation whatsoever, and would not be related at all if not for the marriage certificate saying you're family now
This guy reads
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:38 pm
by Anonmare
CosmicScientist wrote:Shuddup. I never learned what step meant in relation.
Shameful
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:39 am
by PKPenguin321
>two pol threads
Re: >alabama went blue
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:50 am
by iamgoofball
PKPenguin321 wrote:>two pol threads
lets be real here pol would never accept this victory for the dems