/tg/Station 13

Durrrr space samurai with laser swords durrr durr

HEY
KID
BUY
OUR
TOY

The Force Awakens The Last Jedi From His Nap

hey guys I'm gonna mash up the hero's journey monomyth with "that scene from the dambusters, but in space"

I'm gonna have a big plot reveal in one of the episodes then I'm gonna make a bunch of prequels that are just a megaspoiler if anyone watches them in episode order

featuring this guy straight out of an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon

porgs?

pogs should sue

Yo what kind of name you want for your villain dude

Uhhhh something that lets people know how shitty he is as a person

Got u covered bro
C
O
U
N
T
D O O K U

It's severely overrated.

DARTH MAUL'S BROTHER SAVAGE OPPRESS

its okay

Nop

Original trilogy had great holiday atmosphere.
It's like the first two or three Harry Potters: Christmas at any time.

Ok, I've seen it. We can talk about it now.

I think I liked it, but it was Return of the Jedi-tier, worst so far (and I'm not even including Rogue One, it was a piece of shit). I liked the fairly compact scope of the storyline, I liked Hamill, action was good. I didn't like the slapstick comedy. Awakens was funny in places, this one was LOLOLO. I also didn't like the fucking poetry it rhymes they pulled of again. I mean god damn fuck. And fucking Snoke was such a pointless non-character, literally a plot device.

And it was too long, it should have ended on "long live supreme leader".

Fuck porgs.

If they had switched the chronological places of and then the movie would have been better. Literally end it on the supreme leader line as above post stated.

Also was very obviously different from how he used to be and it was very off-putting and horrible

Tfw they focused more on the death of a literal who tumblrina than they did on Also with Rey's parentage they managed to make her even more of a Mary Sue than originally believed.



Also you suck I actually enjoyed Rogue One. The only flaw it had was not killing off Jar Jar Binks as an explanation for his disappearance from the original trilogy.

.

"the last jedi" sounds like bantha doo-doo, ripperoni in peace.

i found a star-wars themed spatula at the grocery store the other day. it was the tackiest shit i've seen probably in my life

For shame
You forgot the cookbook

wuv will suck your soul/personality out

the lessons of last jedi

I remain indifferent

I have to give credit to the sequel trilogy, it actually makes me appreciate Jar-Jar as a character

MEESA OUCHIE

Jar-Jar was unironically supposed to be a big bad in the prequel trilogy, but GL pussied out after the initial reaction to him.

The original trilogy was good, over rated but good

Everything since though has been been nothing but trash, a complete mistake.

Except for Republic Commando.

I did have hopes for the gritty war movie rogue 1 was going to be, but Disney raped it in the womb and fed it soy

the only thing I really like is magic space knights but they keep fucking it up

by don't like do you mean "must actively dislike" or is ambivalence an acceptable position?

CosmicScientist wrote:How did you post and bump it at the same time?

i didnt

My Star Wars movie opinions, because you didn't ask for it:

Episode IV: Good
Episode V: Very good
Episode VI: Complete trash
Episode I: meh
Episode II: double meh
Episode III: ok to good
Episode VII: ok
Rogue One: Very good
Episode VIII: meh

Christmas special: lol

taste like this makes no goddamn sense
then again, you make no goddamn sense

DemonFiren wrote:taste like this makes no goddamn sense
then again, you make no goddamn sense

You didn't even state what part you disagree with, you pansy.

I did if you think about it
you mixing paradigms
you either have oldfag taste, newfag taste, or disneyfag shit fucking taste
you don't get to pick and choose

DemonFiren wrote:I did if you think about it
you mixing paradigms
you either have oldfag taste, newfag taste, or disneyfag shit fucking taste
you don't get to pick and choose

I have the actually liking the good movies taste.

let me dig up some laughing trandoshans real quick

*posts in this thread despite thinking star wars is okay*