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Post by srifenbyxp » #370128

Last year was a good year, let's recap.

[youtube]mhqWHIq-aZw[/youtube]

1. The God Emporah of America slew the foul Hillary and has been keeping his word dispite his fumbles. But let's face it, sometime when he's wrong it somehow works out to a minor degree. Thus he still hasn't Lost!

2. People are STILL trying to over throw the Emporah, they keep failing hallariously.

3. We witnessed the biggest of triggers since 9/11, snowflakes still cries.

4. Antifa rose causing hard times, but hard times create good men. Heroes confronted Antifa and made the world safe again. Crating good times, but careful not to become weak my fellows.

5. Good year for games and anime. 2k18 has some decent releases ahead.

6. Spess communities have grown stronger!

7. Some how get neutrality got passed?

8. I plan on becoming an admin, hard times ahead!



Another glorious year, hail Syndicate, hail NanoTransen, Hail Sybil.

Hail /tg/
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Post by Incomptinence » #370132

I will ignore the intentional errors and say the lack of any call to abandon all hope and despair makes your politics op bad.
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Post by Anonmare » #370141

Cringe edition

[youtube]08WB9S7MqqM[/youtube]


Highlight of 2017:
God I don't know
What happened this year?
Covfefe?
Did that happen last year year?
Fuck me what a waste of a year
Let's descend into waifufaggotry, fuck it
Nothing matters any more

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Post by Grazyn » #370151

This thread breaks naming policy for pol threads
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Post by Screemonster » #370152

So I found a markov bot trained on donald trump's tweets
Donald J. Trump ✔ ‎@realDonaldTrump

The Chinese want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Post by DemonFiren » #370155

Not that wrong tbh
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Post by srifenbyxp » #370156

We gun have a thread merge buddy.
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Post by Screemonster » #370158

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge bunny.
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Post by Malkevin » #370160

This thread was first and has a better opening post.

I dub this the new thread of political shit posts.


And speaking of political shitposts...
So how many German and Swedish woman got molested/raped by rapefugees this year?
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Post by DemonFiren » #370161

this thread had the wrong title and op is a faggot anyway for pretending it didn't
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Post by Anonmare » #370162

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.
I do not consent!
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Post by Malkevin » #370173

Dindoos burnt over a thousand cars in France.
There's also a video circulating of a gang of blacks kicking a french police woman thats been knocked onto the ground.


Yay, diversity. :roll:
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Post by Anonmare » #370174

Berlin had a bunch of new year rapes again
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Post by InsaneHyena » #370178

Part and parcel of living in a big city
Bring back papercult.

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Post by lntigracy » #370186

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.
yours was made in 2017
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Post by Incomptinence » #370188

you heard about timezones intig?
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Post by lntigracy » #370189

but this thread accounts for them better :^)
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Post by Incomptinence » #370194

Still leaves you wrong negatimer
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Post by srifenbyxp » #370225

lntigracy wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.
yours was made in 2017
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You missed the 8 in 2018 there.
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Post by Deitus » #370235

I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread
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Deitus wrote:I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread
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Post by Ricotez » #370252

oh boy i cannot wait for another year to be frustrated with my political opponents because they will ruin everything, and with my political allies because they will do fuckall to stop it

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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Ricotez » #370255

thank god you guys get tax cuts on your private jets now, America is great again
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by XSI » #370262

It´s not so different, after all

You can't usually rely on anyone being competent in any field
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Post by Drynwyn » #370263

how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

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Post by cedarbridge » #370266

Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:
I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.
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Post by Grazyn » #370267

cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:
I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.
Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)
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Post by Incomptinence » #370288

My stance on politics is humans are so categorically bad at managing large groups of humans that expecting anything other than buffoonery and maybe not getting fucked right in the ass this very year is as good as it gets.

Pretty much all meaningful improvements in the human condition is due to research and technological implementation of such. I mean the Chinese are basically run by captain planet villains who yank organs out of living undesirables like aztec priests and conditions are still improving for the Chinese people overall.

If the AIs and other programs we can't understand we end up putting in charge or just end up having run shit via bumbling proxy don't kill us that's a good ending I guess.
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Post by Drynwyn » #370328

Grazyn wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:
I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.
Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)
grazyn is correct on all counts, cedarbridge you need to level your reading comprehension
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Post by XSI » #370356

To the extreme left, everyone else is extreme right
And to the extreme right, everyone else is extreme left

At that point people just sorta start blaming everyone

I can't talk for other countries, but I know here in Dutchland there hasn't even been a single politician who hasn't fucked up things for the sake of ideology and/or personal profit
How fucking hard is it to not go "It's always because of the POOR/RICH/WHOEVER I DISLIKE" anyway? I do it on a daily basis, why can't they do it even once?
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Post by Grazyn » #370362

I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)
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Post by Incomptinence » #370367

taxation is murder
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Post by onleavedontatme » #370368

Grazyn wrote:I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)
It's a joke about a common internet arguments libertarians often find themselves in (if there was a very small or no government, who would build the roads?)
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Post by Anonmare » #370371

The road company
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Post by XSI » #370374

Attempts to privatise road building have been done
And failed amazingly

Turns out they'll only build roads for the rich and everyone else gets to enjoy their dirt paths and potholes
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #370383

>no one builds roads
>people cant get around
>demand for alternative increases
>invisible hand of the market brings us a new innovation

ROADFAGS ARE LITERALLY KEEPING US AWAY FROM JETPACKS AND FLYING ROCKET CYCLES WITH THEIR TAX-THEFT MEDIOCRITY-STRIPS
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Post by oranges » #370396

posting in this thread makes you dumber
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Post by Ricotez » #370405

MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Anonmare » #370438

oranges wrote:posting in this thread makes you dumber
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i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
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TRUMP TURNED ON STEVE BANNON CALLING HIM CRAZY ITS HAPPENING
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a correct post by pillz
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Post by bandit » #370685

breitbart currently tearing itself apart over which dick they're supposed to suck now, it's amazing
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Post by lntigracy » #370699

Where da sticky at
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Post by Malkevin » #370731

Still on the run from pikeys?
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Post by Jazaen » #370789

IIRC, that guy was voiced by Stephen Colbert.
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TWO
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:TWO
SCOOPS
TWO SCOOPS BONALB BRUMPF AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by Incomptinence » #370854

THEN HE DRANK WATER
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Post by ThanatosRa » #370924

DrPillzRedux wrote:TRUMP TURNED ON STEVE BANNON CALLING HIM CRAZY ITS HAPPENING
I still think that whole thing was political convenience. Now that bannon is no longer useful/a liability he's out
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Post by bandit » #371042

CosmicScientist wrote:I want to say if Trump didn't take this seriously, no-one would take the book seriously.

But people take Trump seriously.


Nothing much to report on this side of the pond except brexit rubbish. So life's fine.
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