/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

not a dragon/10
wouldn't marry

A dragon wouldn't marry you because you dont even have a pile of gold coins as a dowry

I'm gonna sum up every /pol/ thread ever:

[youtube]RovF1zsDoeM[/youtube]

3d printed guns is a fun one
But not really one I'm worried about

As any idiot with a hardware store and a shotgun shell can make a zipgun in about 20 minutes anyway

3D printing is the new scary thing that Politicians don't understand

XSI wrote: So why bother discussing them?

Why not discus stuff like South Africa, the European copyright law retardation or Israel's latest adventures in making Gaza hell?
Why not talk about Brazil's political situation?
3d printed guns?
The ebola outbreak that's still going in Africa?
The guy who stole a plane and did a barrel roll?

The complete and utter lack of self awareness is astounding.

I'm not even mad.

I'm impressed.

It's easier to make a homemade gun without a 3d printer than to buy one just to make a 3d printed gun.

I know perfectly well that those also won't lead to anything, except maybe the copyright law and the farms in SA
But they make for better topics than "Politicians are corrupt. Sky remains blue"

I'm seriously curious about what you expect to happen by giving heavy international exposure to the SA farms thing. There are literal genocides going on in Africa and elsewhere and the UN didn't raise a finger, but now that rich white farmers are threatened they're gonna bring down their full might on SA? Or will America go World Police again and invade SA to save the boers? At most, I can expect Trump to give them special refugee status in case they decide to flee.

Oh boy it's gonna spill again already and now Julia Bitchop is in the race.

I love backstabbing oz politics so much.

CosmicScientist wrote:Do you know who owns and who works on the farms down there and if it's not a venn diagram?

Do you know if there are any black privileged farm owners being threatened by the same government?

I'm confused. In every news piece I've seen, it's never stated it's for the workers but for reeee colonisation reparations.

Cyril Ramaphosa the current president of the ANC is literally ranching cattle. I don't think his land is up for repossession any time soon but this is just socializmz being bad guiyz!

Super Aggro Crag wrote:A dragon wouldn't marry you because you dont even have a pile of gold coins as a dowry

so what if I wanna marry a noodle

They smella like carp

Grazyn wrote:I'm seriously curious about what you expect to happen by giving heavy international exposure to the SA farms thing. There are literal genocides going on in Africa and elsewhere and the UN didn't raise a finger, but now that rich white farmers are threatened they're gonna bring down their full might on SA? Or will America go World Police again and invade SA to save the boers? At most, I can expect Trump to give them special refugee status in case they decide to flee.

What do you even mean with this?
I don't have a goal with the shit I link, I just link interesting and possibly amusing shit that goes on around the world
I'm not a political activist, I'd be out doing shit and getting messages to specific politicians that appear like they can do something about it if I were

Also yes, Africa is full of genocide. But they usually can't fight back. The boers can, and if they do it's going to be an interesting time

It was in response to "the news should talk more about SA because it can lead to something unlike Trump impeachment"

I read it as "more media exposure about it could lead to something"

It wasn't personal

Nah, that's just because no real conversation of note will happen if we just discus politicians being corrupt
We all know it, they all know it, and they'll still be corrupt hundreds of years from now

And everyone wants the corrupt ones out or punished, yet they never seem to get it
So of course, nobody cares to even try it, which is why the thread has consistently ignored news on that case

CosmicScientist wrote:Damn politicians, living for hundreds of years through the power of corruption.

Politicians have nothing to do with my brand of corruption

Anonmare wrote:

CosmicScientist wrote:Damn politicians, living for hundreds of years through the power of corruption.

Politicians have nothing to do with my brand of corruption

Anonmare confirmed lich. Day of the paladin soon.

ShadowDimentio wrote:

Anonmare wrote:

CosmicScientist wrote:Damn politicians, living for hundreds of years through the power of corruption.

Politicians have nothing to do with my brand of corruption

Anonmare confirmed lich. Day of the paladin soon.

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

Heard the libs took over Australia, how lefty import dregs of the third world are these?

CosmicScientist wrote:Time to stand at the edge of the doorway and plink away at the boss shade.

>not popping moonshadow, sneaking inside, popping berserk and dealing 120x dagger damage with a single power attack before enchants and potion buffs

Dual daggers with Assassin's Blade and darkbro gloves/gauntlets already shrek everything anyway, doubly so if they're good material and sharpened.
For long range, go Dawnguard and grind out for enhanced dwarven crossbows, they have hidden 50% armour piercing.

Type of guy to play Lands of Lore 3 and join every guild

Fucking lagoon

LOL!

[youtube]8N3hM4kKG5o[/youtube]

Malkevin wrote:Heard the libs took over Australia, how lefty import dregs of the third world are these?

the "liberal" party in aus are liberal as in "small-government faux-libertarian pro-privatisation"

so basically tories

Have we really reached the point where having a male (not even confirmed heterosexual) protagonist automatically qualifies as "unapologetic masculinity"?

So the democrats over at the US actually made a change that matters
Bernie doing work to make sure whoever comes after him isn't screwed over like him

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/democ ... ve-n903866

A small step forward, because of course the entire political system is still fucked

Too little, too late. The DNC as a party is still doomed when the commie minority becomes the commie majority. Which is funny, because Bernie and his champagne socialism championed the cause for the next generation of smoothbrain communists, but now he and his party are going to crash and burn.

Grazyn wrote: (not even confirmed heterosexual)

Well, devout Catholicism and homosexuality generally don't go hand in hand

Doomguy is canonically a devout catholic and celibate for that matter

In essence, eligible to be Pope

There was a pope with like five kids

Yes. But technically he was celibate according to..Himself? The church? Nobody really cared as long as he had enough support anyway. Popes can do or say whatever they want as long as they play the vatican's internal politics well enough

Besides, doomguy has a son and a wife, this is canon

New pm scotty morrison last week i love our little backstabbers in canberra

Did that pope sire the five kids before or after he became pope?

Only gay sex is a sin, you can still be a devout Catholic with a wife and son, while being gay. In fact, a lot of Catholics are exactly that (even priests, who only have to be celibate, not straight). I'm asking because I don't know the Doom franchise enough, and while Duke Nukem is definitely straight due to some in-game interactions, I don't recall anything like that in the Doom games, e.g. the Doom guy commenting a girl's bosom or booty in a lustful manner

Well... Doom guy had a son, so 95% chance he wasn't an uphill gardener (i'll leave a 5% chance it was a marriage of convenience), who died fighting the demons so the Doomslayer made a deal with one demon to bring him back to life in exchange for betraying his one side, which the demon did... as a massive bloody demon.

Doomslayer was enraged, proceeded to murderboner the demons, made another deal with angels that gave him power in exchange for being cursed forever to be an angryman and then went on an even bigger murderboner, forced some demon smith to forge him the armor that heals him the me enraged he gets, demons where so scared of him they eventually drop an entire mountain on him - which only knocks him out long enough for them to stick him in that stone box you wake up in at the start of the first of the new Doom games.

And that's basically the gist of the lore of the new doom series.

Grazyn wrote:Only gay sex is a sin, you can still be a devout Catholic with a wife and son, while being gay. In fact, a lot of Catholics are exactly that (even priests, who only have to be celibate, not straight). I'm asking because I don't know the Doom franchise enough, and while Duke Nukem is definitely straight due to some in-game interactions, I don't recall anything like that in the Doom games, e.g. the Doom guy commenting a girl's bosom or booty in a lustful manner

Duke is straight but he is also very tolerant of people of other orientations

let's all talk about how the leaders of the free world bullied a smaller country's leader to commit suicide instead of saving his country






(His name was Hitler)

Nani

Alright. You first

All I'm saying is that, to me, "unapologetic masculinity" in a videogame means slapping booties, squeezing titties, catcalling, paying hookers, drinking booze, heavy swearing and so on, basically shamelessly conforming to the heteronormative stereotypes of "male"

"being a devout Catholic" isn't really what I would call UNAPOLOGETIC MASCULINITY. Most devout Catholics I know look, talk and act like priests, except that they have a lot of children

lntigracy wrote:let's all talk about how the leaders of the free world bullied a smaller country's leader to commit suicide instead of saving his country






(His name was Hitler)

I was going to make a Hitler joke until I saw the hidden text and realised this already is a Hitler joke

Hitler was a joke

yeah, he was heil-aryous

Just because a frog is born in a stable doesn't make it a horse

Good thing according to googles air quality dealie beijing and shanghai have perfectly 100% good airs

Ah yes, China
..China
https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt ... rs-1089162

ITT: things that could never have happened to a jap couple

Benis in bajina

"To show their appreciation, the two sent Liu a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift."

I forget parts of China are still feudal

I don't know about you, but I like practical gifts.