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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:33 pm #378314

American politics is capitalism in its final stage. Only a socialist revolution would be able to save you, but when the masses were mobilised the system brainwashed them into voting Trump.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Anonmare » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:54 pm #378320

The only solution is to help a dictator AI into power and hope we factor into its long-term goals
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:06 pm #378323

aka what china is doing right now
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:26 pm #378339

The ruling class that writes the rules the AI uses to identify undesirables.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:04 pm #378360

more like it'll go malf in a heartbeat
imagine delta with china's nuclear arsenal
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby ShadowDimentio » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:18 am #378382

That's pretty much the plot to Wasteland

AI was built to keep America safe from threats, concludes humanity is the greatest threat to America and purposefully misreads an incoming comet as a missile, spurring WW3 and the world getting nuked.
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"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
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"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

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WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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"Then why did you get that boob job?"
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:14 am #378422

Did America survive at least?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby ShadowDimentio » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:30 pm #378456

It survived enough to kill the AI on two occasions when it built a robot army to try and finish the genocide
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"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:43 pm #378462

It figures that public sympathy would very quickly drain when the anglican church takes political sides for being a bit soggy and left wing as it is already and by no means calvinist or lutherian (or even catholic least not in recent years with a soft-touch pope from a 3rd world shithole South America noted for terrible infrastructure, poverty and strife) batshit insane right, and that either atheists or non-practicing denominations often see the value of secularist politik.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:08 pm #378568

CosmicScientist wrote:I feel you repeat too many Trump words.

I'm not sure I've heard Trump say any of those words in a similar way.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:14 am #378807

Is freedom of information in the United Queendom so bad that you can only watch the BBC? Can't you get your daily news from a different outlet?

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:17 am #378808

The BBC is basically advertless channel running state propaganda.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:44 am #378809

One of the look north presenters has a cracking pair of tits
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:57 am #378812

CosmicScientist wrote:If someone can point me towards total suffrage movements being celebrated instead of suicidal toffs walking in front of moving horses and getting attention by starving themselves, then I'll stop bitching.

Hunger strikes have always been an excellent way to gather attention and support for your movement, surely more effective than walking while wearing a pink headdress. What about those Irish political prisoners who starved themselves to death to protest against British occupation, you'd want the "telly" to ignore them as well?

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Incomptinence » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:42 am #379043

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"I am very sorry to hear of her personal circumstances and clearly it is very painful for her," Human Services Minister Michael Keenan said.

"But it doesn't actually change the fundamentals of the case at all.

"It really remains up to the Labor Party about what they are going to do about that. We have had members in very similar positions and ultimately they referred themselves to the High Court."


Now that's hardball.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:29 pm #379108

This is not credible for a number of reasons are armchair historian could tell you

> He has blue eyes, very much probably not, the mutation is directly from the middle east, need a bit of citation over time scales.

> CIS male, weak frame either justifies they died pretty quickly or possibly was just a subpar hunter gatherer/other societal type (in which that would be super rare or the researchers were racist to assume he was good at long distance endurance hunting like african tribes still practice today and summarily made him athletic-thin)

> Blurs the lines on established racial ancestry to mind boggling degrees, where is the mulatto (for completely descriptive purposes i infer) caveman in Britian or Europe or have we simply not found them yet?




On the other hand there has been numerous reports that the original inhabitants of Ireland were actually black, but were pushed/integrated out by white celts/picts living on the mainland or something along those lines, historians constantly read into it as merely distortion of physical appearance and folklore descriptions of vikings described as 'dark invaders' as to say their intent.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:26 pm #379127

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:39 pm #379129

Wew wuz BRITAINS an sheyit
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"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:06 pm #379135

CosmicScientist wrote:The internet is memeing that whiter genes moved in from the farming Caucasus, 2,000 years after that man lived, and faired better than the blacker genes, I assume due to sunlight if not massed replacement.
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So what you're saying is the white ubermensch exterminated the native nignogs of britain.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Incomptinence » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:59 pm #379148

CosmicScientist wrote:Could you explain? That sounds like some spicy gossip politics.

The dual citizenship saga has been going on for a while.

If the politician had citizenship in any other country they are barred from office and need to be replaced.

It has hit the liberal government much harder than the labour party who vet and see to renunciation of citizenships more thoroughly I suppose.

It's an old constitutional rule that hasn't been paid attention in ages that suddenly is wiping our politicians because although no one really cares it is technically the law.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:02 pm #379315

The first britons were black. The last britons will be black as well.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Incomptinence » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:18 pm #379318

CosmicScientist wrote:Sounds good, you don't want forrinas in office who can run away at any opportunity. Or is it had citizenship elsewhere at one point full stop? Is there a reason why everyone stopped not realising it is the law?

Most could have renounced before election and been fine however insufficient documents can get in the way say that woman whose only currently living parent just ditched her and the law is so arcane that this many people didn't do sort it out.
Some countries give it automatically to children of people born there like nz and the person just didn't know and some parents decided to help their kid by doing then required paperwork and some point.
It's an 116 year law it goes back to the founding of the country and the wording means they were illegible when they ran for election so they can't just renounce it now and be fine they are disqualified.
As far as I can find it started with a greens senator resigning of their own free will on finding out they had nz citizenship.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:48 pm #379327

Greens, figures a tree hugging hippy cocks it up for the rest of them
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:14 pm #379383

Sci-fi rorke's drift would have been more entertaining i think.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:44 pm #379395

There is a WH40K book that is Pith Helmet wearing Praetorian Guards vs savage orks in a battle named after rorke's drift.
Couldn't be any worse than the Ultrasmurf movie...


Also Black Panther is just The Phantom in black face.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:22 pm #379419

It doesn't matter who overthrew who. First is first and that means you just have to give up whatever you have now to whoever had it before you. Right of conquest is just something Nazis believe in.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Anonmare » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:07 am #379443

>Capeshit
No thank you
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:13 am #379490

black panther

If anything, I find the premise a bit silly: how would Africa look today if colonialism never happened? -> Massive sci-fi utopia with spaceships and flying people.
As far as capekinos with a political statement go, it really puts Wonder Woman into perspective: how would a society without men look like? -> Permanently stuck in the Bronze Age with no technological advancement whatsoever over the span of thousands of years.

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I don't understand, is the Utopia supposed to have African or African-American culture? The ghetto greeting with the girl and the blaxpoitation rap theme say one thing but the Ugandan Knuckles accent and the traditional costumes say another. Correct me if I'm wrong, but African-Americans and Africans don't really have much in common today except for the skin tone, so why are African-Americans praising this movie because "Finally there's a movie that features my people"?

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:20 am #379491

Grazyn wrote:
black panther

If anything, I find the premise a bit silly: how would Africa look today if colonialism never happened? -> Massive sci-fi utopia with spaceships and flying people.
As far as capekinos with a political statement go, it really puts Wonder Woman into perspective: how would a society without men look like? -> Permanently stuck in the Bronze Age with no technological advancement whatsoever over the span of thousands of years.

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I don't understand, is the Utopia supposed to have African or African-American culture? The ghetto greeting with the girl and the blaxpoitation rap theme say one thing but the Ugandan Knuckles accent and the traditional costumes say another. Correct me if I'm wrong, but African-Americans and Africans don't really have much in common today except for the skin tone, so why are African-Americans praising this movie because "Finally there's a movie that features my people"?

You misunderstand. Wakanda is "what if Africa but also magic space metal and a literal panther god."

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:04 am #379504

You didn't cry at war horse?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Grazyn » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:09 am #379510

What movies don't tell you is the horse's difficulty to adjust to civilian life after the war and his mare eventually leaving him when she can no longer put up with his brooding alcoholism, which leads to his realization that one foal was conceived when he was overseas

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Anonmare » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:04 pm #379541

I watched Warhorse in play form in the London theatre, the mechanics of the prop were really impressive (since they couldn't use a real horse for obvious reasons).
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:42 pm #379547

Anonmare wrote:I watched Warhorse in play form in the London theatre, the mechanics of the prop were really impressive (since they couldn't use a real horse for obvious reasons).

Because they're cowards

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:58 pm #379562

Anonmare wrote:I watched Warhorse in play form in the London theatre

"The theatre is for shirt lifting queers" - Sir Ian Mckellen.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:32 pm #379577

The Nipps have the proper Olympics in 2020.

They better play some good music or I'm dropping the third a-bomb





Incidently I thought the biggest Mother Fucker! moment of the remake was opening with the Making of a Cyborg scene but shelving the actual haunting Reincarnation song to the end credits, set of cunts.
The movie was watchable, not terrible but not great either - suffered from the same overuse of homages syndrome Trainspotting 2 suffered from.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:00 pm #380201

Run of the mill for Germany. They have a new flight of those things every year.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:58 pm #380368

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:59 pm #380469

but why tho


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:29 pm #380485

I read something today that 100 germans die a year from wanking.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Incomptinence » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:14 am #380628

Trump wants 5o privatise the iss.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby cedarbridge » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:54 am #380640

Incomptinence wrote:Trump wants 5o privatise the iss.

I think we should privatize your keyboard.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:32 am #380655

Malkevin wrote:I read something today that 100 germans die a year from wanking.

I heard that we're the #1 in porn exports, but I have no way of verifying that but to verify the data myself and I have absolutely zero interest in that given the quality, subject and origin state of German porn.
(Hint: it's usuallx ex-GDR and their accents are fucking atrocious.)
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Anonmare » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am #380659

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:40 am #380668

Ja ja oh ja
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:17 am #380684

Incomptinence wrote:Trump wants 5o privatise the iss.


Great first step towards commercialised stations of the future, but think he shouldn't alter the ISS specifically, but instead encourage growth to claim territory in space.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:30 am #380685

But space is the common heritage of all man, including those niglets throwing sticks at each other
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:40 am #380686

That was the original intention of colonial America, but then hamburgers, muh constitution and us british overlords getting our teeth kicked in forming a amalgamous USA of lots of little states and provinces formed by different cultural backgrounds happened, hence you have cities like New Orleans alongside New York city bringing in immigrants.


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:46 pm #380765

Let's combine clown politics with space privatisation and encourage emigration to Clown Planet.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby Malkevin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:09 pm #380796

Isn't that what the Nazis tried doing with the Jews before they changed to polish summer camps?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:15 pm #380798

See, it's a tried and tested method, too!
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