Pizza wars

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:21 pm #33280

Bottom post of the previous page:

it's not even pizza it's literally pie with the name pizza stuck on it wtf.

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:08 pm #33326

I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.

This is LITERALLY blasphemy.

I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:08 pm #33370

>Saying pineapples on pizza is disgusting

Literally the worst thing I've read on this entire forum.

Also

FreakyM wrote:Finland agrees, pineapple ain't got no place on a pizza, boy.

You faggots literally eat stuff like this:

[youtube]4S-8gF9GFJo[/youtube]

Don't even start to tell others what's got no place in food.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:04 pm #33389

you dont get the right to critique other peoples food when you come from scandinavia

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:04 pm #33390

miggles wrote:you dont get the right to critique other peoples food when you come from scandinavia

the food looks so shitty not even the EU wants to copyright it

Incomptinence · Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:55 am

You would be better off eating a roo you just hit with your car.

JStheguy · Post by **JStheguy** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:41 am #33519

Reimoo wrote:>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet

Faggots, all of you.

THAT
IS
STUFFED PIZZA!

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:44 am #33520

also deep dish is shit and whatever but that actually looks really apetizing
i assume the green stuff is just useless italian garnishing leaves which dont really do anything for the dish but make it look more authentic

Post by **MisterPerson** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:42 am #33573

I still can't believe some people eat pizza without any toppings on it. Cheese-only? What are you, a faggot? That's the most boring shit imaginable. Might as well eat plain white bread with cheese melted on it, it'll taste exactly the fucking same.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:37 pm #33639

my friend used to make pizza bread, which was white bread with sauce and cheese on it
i ate some and almost puked because the cheese was stringy as fuck and not at all connected to the bread so i ate all the cheese at once
also it wasnt tasty

Knaive · Post by **Knaive** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:08 pm #33666

That's because he tried to make fancy ghetto pizza. Ghetto pizza just needs white bread slices and american singles, and then pepperoni if you got the dough to shell out for it. Pop that shit in a toaster and revel in your ability to sustain yourself on pennies a day!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:56 pm #33674

Reimoo wrote:I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.

This is LITERALLY blasphemy.

I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.

I would, actually. Cherry tomatoes are tasty, the dusting of cheese looks tempting, and greens are good for you.

I'd rather have that then what looks like someone squatted and shat pizza sauce into a bucket.

Antonkr · Post by **Antonkr** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:38 pm #34171

>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:39 pm #34213

Antonkr wrote:>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel

I can't believe how casual people are with pizza

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:48 pm #34259

THIN CRUSTAFARIANS ASSEMBLE

[youtube]1xNcJstbRAk[/youtube]

WE WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF DEEP DISHTANBUL

kosmos · Post by **kosmos** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:45 am #34461

Reimoo wrote:I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.

This is LITERALLY blasphemy.

I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.

Vegan abortion? You mean The Parmiamo, the king of pizzas?! Did you miss the ham, by chance?

Holy shit, pizza isn't supposed to be a fucking dough-plate topped with grease. That shit just makes you feel sick. Feels good while starting to eat it, sure, but when you're half-done, you feel already too full, you finish that shit up and almost barf, and an hour later you're already hungry again because that did NOTHING, it doesn't provide any lasting energy. Just a surge of shit-energy which fades in a fart.

Pizza is supposed to be a fucking good, balanced meal with premium meat on top which makes you feel good hours after having it, not some mcdonalds-tier-shit which makes you regret eating things.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:18 pm #34481

honestly is pizza even real food?
i eat KING TONES AND MEATPIES

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:59 pm #34504

ColonicAcid wrote:honestly is pizza even real food?
i eat KING TONES AND MEATPIES

>sullying pizza with your shit food

InThePooPoo · Post by **InThePooPoo** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:38 pm #34515

i think the real criminals are the people who like thin-crust pizza.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:42 pm #34581

[youtube]QheUzGqZDtg[/youtube]

Reyouka · Post by **Reyouka** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:09 pm #34787

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:13 pm #34864

stop posting bowls full of shit this is a thread about pizza

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:20 am #34913

Kraso wrote:
Antonkr wrote:>there are people who buy pizza from chains like dominos etc
Lel
I can't believe how casual people are with pizza

Relevant xkcd:

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/connoisseur.png[/img]

Incomptinence · Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:27 am

It is like a quiche fucked a pie.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:25 pm #35123

XKCD is proto fedora mantra bullshit.

Don't be that guy who always has an XKCD comic up their sleeve.

Knaive · Post by **Knaive** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:54 pm #35137

An0n3 wrote:XKCD is proto fedora mantra bullshit.

Don't be that guy who always has an XKCD comic up their sleeve.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:41 am #35181

Beartato is fine. Proceed.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:15 am #35192

whats wrong with xkcd

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:01 am #35209

Every XKCD comic

Alternatively

"Haha look I know STEM facts normal people don't, they are so stupid."

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:05 am #35210

xkcd isn't even funny

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:45 am #35219

XKCD's comedy is like the emperor's new clothes.

If you don't think it's funny you just aren't smart enough.

Me? Oh of course I think it's just fucking hilarious because I am so smart.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:23 am #35247

An0n3 wrote:Every XKCD comic

>bashing
>with an argument hammer

Alternatively

"Haha look I know STEM facts normal people don't, they are so stupid."

ok so i went on xkcd and i see what you mean

i never read the comics anyway i just read what if because its interesting

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:58 am #35271

Quit arguing you nerds. SMBC is better anyway.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:38 pm #35292

pbfcomics are best comics

Knaive · Post by **Knaive** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:51 pm #35300

geilebeer wrote:pbfcomics are best comics

Post by **oranges** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:11 am #35701

>Hipsters hating on xkcd because it's mainstream

The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries is where it is at.

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:12 am #35702

http://xkcd.com/1053/

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:13 am #35704

I was at work. I worked at a Circuit City so we had a lot of TV's turned to different channels. Suddenly, they all stopped whatever show they were airing at the same time, and there was a special news report. Dan Rather comes on the TV, he's visibly shaken, a look of terror on his face. His voice chokes with emotion; he's been doing this for decades but suddenly it's like he's an amateur again. Finally, he looks right into the eye of the camera and says:

"Today at approximately 8:15 AM, The Squid totally beefed it."

You could hear a pin drop in the store. Then, when the weight of the announcement had hit us, a girl dropped a novelty mug she hadn't paid for yet on the ground, and it shattered. No one cared.

The customers all left in a hurry to be with their loved ones. Us employees began calling our families, making sure they were okay. One girl just started to cry. Me, I just stood there, in disbelief. This sort of thing wasn't supposed to happen. Not to Squid. Squid isn't supposed to beef it. And yet...and yet...he had. He had beefed it.

And I knew, at that moment, that things would never be the same.

A few minutes later the President appeared on television. He made the announcement we all knew was coming: We were at war.

Post by **oranges** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:17 am #35705

Incomptinence · Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:33 am

Talking about shit comic XKCD, without MEEEEEGAAAAAN.

You plebs can't understand this petty shaming of an ex.