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ColonicAcid wrote:Holy shit stop arguing about whether box or metastation is better it's literally personal preference.
It's like arguing what's better pineapple pizza or pepperoni pizza. Like that's literally the retarded levels you go down to if you argue about that shit.

>pineapple pizza
>pineapples
>on pizza

you wot m8. Pineapple on pizza is the best fucking thing ever. Pepperoni and pineapple pizza 10/10 mouthgasm

"Holy fucking shit it's so fucking beautiful hnnngh muh dick" - New York Times

Mastigos wrote:you wot m8. Pineapple on pizza is the best fucking thing ever. Pepperoni and pineapple pizza 10/10 mouthgasm

"Holy fucking shit it's so fucking beautiful hnnngh muh dick" - New York Times

Fruit on pizza, absolutely disgusting.

yall niggas dont know about shoarmapizza?

Best pizza I've ever had had Meatballs on it, and it was amazing.

im eating pineapple pizza as i type this, seriously
the one thing i dont like about it is that it has too much ham and not enough pineapple
ive come to dislike canadian bacon

Finland agrees, pineapple ain't got no place on a pizza, boy.

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Do not talk shit about pineapple, it is a proud Australian tradition to take credit for putting pineapples and pizzas together, and I will not stand for such slander against a great stolen tradition that we greatly enjoy, with Hawaiian pizza being the single most popular pizza variant in the country.

Ill have you pineapple turns disgusting margarita pizzas into an edible an nutritious dish, capable of bing served in all three major meals of the day and any potential snacks you could need, either cold or warm it does not matter, but its best not to let it go cold again after reheating or it gets all mushy.

So don't talk shit about pineapple, because your talking shit about a fundamental aspect of Australian culture.

I had a schnitzel and pineapple sub at subway once and it was delicious, much more do then it has any reason to be.
God bless the queen and fuck the republicans there's a royal baby on the way and its an excuse to chuck a sickie.


On topic, lets fucking do it

>Putting toppings on pizza

>Not getting good pizza you don't need to smoother in toppings to make taste good.

Pls

THESE TRASHBABBIES DONT KNOW ABOUT HAWAIIAN PIZZA

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL



It's fucking great.

MrStonedOne wrote:>Putting toppings on pizza

>Not getting good pizza you don't need to smoother in toppings to make taste good.

Pls

Yeah you're so right and for that matter why even bother drinking anything but plain tap water I mean shit everything else is just needlessly adding to it.
Why even bother building shelter when you can be perfectly comfortable living in a fucking hole in the ground am I rite guys?

Oh god pizza.
Why do people love it so much?!
Why can't I enjoy it as much as them?!

>breathing air

>not breathing pure oxygen you dont need to mix other gases in to breathe properly

pls

As long as we can all agree that thin slice is better than deep dish I will respect all topping choices.

Especially pineapple.

i dont like thin crust but i dont like deep dish either, i like hand-tossed/thick crusts
thin crust feels like eating crackers with sauce and cheese on it. they're always stiff or even burnt. pizza is supposed to be floppy.

Any pizza that you can fold in half are "thin" slice

Unless you're making some hyperbolic paraboloid pizza pies then you're on some real shit nigga

Knaive wrote:As long as we can all agree that thin slice is better than deep dish I will respect all topping choices.

Especially pineapple.

Deep dish is DEEP SHIT.

mandurrrh eating shit will not leave a good impression on your child

HOT NEWS FOR UNOZZIES
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Adding pineapple to you pizza ads vitamin c! You need that to live you idiot.

Subtracting pineapple from an all pizza diet results in scurvy and death you dumb ponce. No wonder we have no one as dumb as you here they all had must've died on the first fleet over.

This has been AUSTRALIAN NEWS.

BBQ chicken is the best, you're welcome rest of the world

sincerely, california

the best pizza has as much shit on it as you can.

Mandurrrh wrote:

Incomptinence wrote:HOT NEWS FOR UNOZZIES
[youtube]N7AJ3HOnkUs[/youtube]
Adding pineapple to you pizza ads vitamin c! You need that to live you idiot.

Subtracting pineapple from an all pizza diet results in scurvy and death you dumb ponce. No wonder we have no one as dumb as you here they all had must've died on the first fleet over.

This has been AUSTRALIAN NEWS.

I would make an australian joke here but Jordie would probably just censor it....

Australia has taken over, what do you pomme bastards think now

OH FUCK WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION

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GOD DAMMIT JAPAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

>all that effort for that tiny little pizza

10/10

An0n3 wrote:THESE TRASHBABBIES DONT KNOW ABOUT HAWAIIAN PIZZA

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL



It's fucking great.

MrStonedOne wrote:>Putting toppings on pizza

>Not getting good pizza you don't need to smoother in toppings to make taste good.

Pls

Yeah you're so right and for that matter why even bother drinking anything but plain tap water I mean shit everything else is just needlessly adding to it.
Why even bother building shelter when you can be perfectly comfortable living in a fucking hole in the ground am I rite guys?

HAWAIIAN PIZZA IS APPROVED BY BOTH A NEW YORKER AND A NEW JERSEYIAN. THIS MEANS IT IS ACCEPTABLE, PLEB.

Mandurrrh wrote:

miggles wrote:mandurrrh eating shit will not leave a good impression on your child

Implying putting pineapple on your pizza makes it healthy..

We actually eat gluten free a lot because my siblings and stepmom are allergic. I win.

>implying fruit is unhealthy
>implying i said pizza is healthy

gluten free isnt actually any healthier for people who arent allergic to gluten. gluten is just protein.
it would be like not eating anything with peanuts in it because some people have bad peanut allergies.
in fact, many gluten free products are less healthy as they use fats and sugars to supplement the lack of gluten in binding the food together.

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Relevant.

sicilian pizza or gtfo

to be entirely honest though ill eat any pizza as long as it doesnt have gross shit on it

what do you guys think about cheese sticks
i fucking love cheese sticks
little caesar's has some of the best cheese sticks, or italian bread or whatever the fuck they call it
they go good with pizza sauce and/or garlic sauce

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hope i don't go back to slangin yayoooo

slangin yayoooooo

to get my mayooooooOOOOooOO

are you nerd faggot queers really complaining about pineapple pizza, and then saying "pepperoni" and "no toppings" are the better options.

just shut tf up you dont know what ur talking about like honestly dont even argue with me because you have to be the biggest sort of gay to even say something like that. you probly are going to come up with some witty reply to this post and i dont even want to hear it because if u really think pepperoni is better than pineapple or cheese pizza is better you cant have anything worthwhile to say.

that is all, end of story
*drops mic*

Hey Big Faggot how about a Big Sausage pizza?

miggles wrote: little caesar's has some of the best cheese sticks, or italian bread or whatever the fuck they call it
they go good with pizza sauce and/or garlic sauce

fuck year little caesars are everywhere around here and they do awesome shit where you can just walk in pay 5 dollars and walk out with a large pizza instantly (you don't get to choose what's on it) but hey it's a fucking pizza who cares

all this pineapple stuff; tbh I had never tried one before like until 2 years ago and was always like "eww fuck that must be horrible" but then I had some and it's fucking delicious. I put everything on my pizza aka supreme supreme supreme. Personally I dislike black olives but instead of being a man and speaking up I just eat it like the socially anxious fucker I am

fuck I love rrcherrypie

TheWiznard wrote:

miggles wrote: little caesar's has some of the best cheese sticks, or italian bread or whatever the fuck they call it
they go good with pizza sauce and/or garlic sauce

fuck year little caesars are everywhere around here and they do awesome shit where you can just walk in pay 5 dollars and walk out with a large pizza instantly (you don't get to choose what's on it) but hey it's a fucking pizza who cares

all this pineapple stuff; tbh I had never tried one before like until 2 years ago and was always like "eww fuck that must be horrible" but then I had some and it's fucking delicious. I put everything on my pizza aka supreme supreme supreme. Personally I dislike black olives but instead of being a man and speaking up I just eat it like the socially anxious fucker I am

Black olives and anchovies are the only things I've tried on a pizza that were gross. For what it's worth the black olives were better on the pizza than anywhere else I've ever had them.

If you haven't tried pineapple on a pizza before don't discount it as gross. The citrus-y sweet juice of the pineapple and the bitter flavor of the tomato sauce combine in some kind of sorcery. The pineapple's texture has that soft crunch to it while the pizza is like a chewy consistency.

Just put on your big boy pants and order a single slice that way if you can. More likely you'll have to get a whole pie, so gather some friends who've never had pizza that way and share one.

>not liking diavola pizza
>not adding pineapple on it



it's like you fags didn't like pizza at all

google does not explain what diavola pizza is

>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet

Faggots, all of you.

Gentlemen I have a huge honour + boner to represent to you...

The most delicious pizza ever: Parmiamo.
So simple, so tasty and without that "oh god i'm so full of saturated fat and oil it's pushing out through my skin" feel after stuffing it into your mouth.

Here's how you do it:
Pizza base + tomato base + cheese --> into the oven until crispy perfect
Prosciutto slices + cherry tomatoes + rucola on top of it and you're done.

Seriously this thing is so good I, words can't describe.

Reimoo wrote:>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet

Faggots, all of you.

deep dish is fucking disgusting

deep dish pizza is literally for subhumans

raze every deep dish pizza place to the fucking ground

Reimoo wrote:>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet

Faggots, all of you.

Take your Pizzeria Uno bullshit and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Don't even talk to me about pizza until you're stumbling drunk in the city and come across the holy grail that is NYC pizza $1 slices. How the fuck can a man truly enjoy drunk pizza if he has to fiddle around with some bullshit fork and knife with deep shit pizza?

Reimoo wrote:>Not one person has mentioned Chicago deep dish pizza yet

So not only do you like the shittiest kind of pizza ever but you also can't read.

it's not even pizza it's literally pie with the name pizza stuck on it wtf.

I can't BELIEVE what I am hearing from you people.

This is LITERALLY blasphemy.

I bet you all would prefer the vegan abortion above right? Simply heretical.

>Saying pineapples on pizza is disgusting

Literally the worst thing I've read on this entire forum.

Also

FreakyM wrote:Finland agrees, pineapple ain't got no place on a pizza, boy.

You faggots literally eat stuff like this:





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Don't even start to tell others what's got no place in food.

you dont get the right to critique other peoples food when you come from scandinavia