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I'm making a video game - I need people to join in my glory

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:53 pm
by srifenbyxp
I am currently creating a game and would like to see if any other fellow autist would like to join me. I shalt say what the game is exactly due to no-one has yet signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. At the moment I have 6 people already on board, I'll be making a pitch at the internship/school I recently graduated and will be hiring people en mass. Pre-Production is nearly completed, so if you have anything to contribute send me a message. Anything like 2D/3D, Programming, ETC is welcome; I don't plan on paying peeps until I get funding BUT I will foot the licensing cost of the software needed.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:07 pm
by DrPillzRedux
fund my vn instead...

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:09 pm
by srifenbyxp
But VNs arent games, unless it's fapping material.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:34 am
by DemonFiren
>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:42 am
by srifenbyxp
Good point - I'll edit my original post.
DemonFiren wrote:>it has lizards
>but it isn't fapping material
damn pure tbh
Don't worry, I'm sure some fucking degenerates will make hentai of the characters.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 10:31 am
by DemonFiren
that's what worries me
lizzers a pure

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:46 pm
by srifenbyxp
You say it like its a bad thing.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:09 pm
by DemonFiren
this just in: srifen wants rule 34 of the lizards in his game

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:54 am
by Ricotez
I can't buy food with "until I get funding"

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:35 pm
by Iatots
*shan't

Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:25 pm
by DemonFiren
Iatots wrote:Also I hope you aren't trying to meme your professors into remaking ss13.
DO IT FGT

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:02 am
by srifenbyxp
Ricotez wrote:I can't buy food with "until I get funding"

That's why at first it'll be volunteering, then when I get funding I'll compensate people on the amount of work that they contributed to the demo of the game. When I get the funding from Kick Starter / GoFundMe I'll then compensate people on a milestone basis. These are my terms - if anyone has a problem with it well tough shit.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:08 am
by DemonFiren
so it is SS13

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:55 am
by srifenbyxp
Is that really the way we keep coders here on spessmen? Offer them candy and promises of money?

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:00 am
by DemonFiren
offer to rubberstamp their shitty features because MUH DIVISION and promises of maintainership
so

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:16 am
by srifenbyxp
Well anyways I just need retards that can draw 2D characters and do 2D animations, can make audio/BGMs, and uhh make special effects - would be nice so I don't have to buy them from an asset store.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:04 pm
by srifenbyxp
[quote="srifenbyxp"]I am currently creating a game and would like to see if any other fellow autist would like to join me. I shalt say what the game is exactly due to no-one has yet signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. At the moment I have 6 people already on board, I'll be making a pitch at the internship/school I recently graduated and will be hiring people en mass. Pre-Production is nearly completed, so if you have anything to contribute send me a message. Anything like 2D/3D, Programming, ETC is welcome; I don't plan on paying peeps until I get funding BUT I will foot the licensing cost of the software needed.



Remember all of that shit? Well it's habbening - December 10th through the 15th I'm uploading a build for you homely bastards to tear apart. Expect next to no gameplay - however, this build will be displaying core functionalities and any feedback/suggestions on the terrible UI layout would be great. If your feedback is actually good you'll get a spot in the credits.

A certain autistic spessman on this board was kind enough to do some work for me on this game.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:49 pm
by Lumbermancer
srifenbyxp wrote:then when I get funding I'll compensate people on the amount of work that they contributed to the demo of the game.]
Sounds legit.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:30 pm
by srifenbyxp
Yes, if you do a good job and impress me enough - I'll pay you (when the internet dollars comes in) to break my game's back like what Bane did to the Bat. Otherwise > name in credits. Do Keep in mind testing in vidja games is very tedious, for example when testing for developed levels: I will ask you to hug every dam section of the map including running into every object you see to make sure boundaries are nice and tight so people don't fall out of the map.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:14 pm
by somerandomguy
>have to sign an NDA
>work for free or until it gets funded

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:31 pm
by Iatots
>less than 4 hours before it gets delayed 4 months
BIG oof

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:10 pm
by obscolene
srifenbyxp wrote:Maybe Zbrush if I have the extra cash.
Just torrent it.

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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:56 pm
by Qustinnus
unity is gay

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:56 pm
by srifenbyxp
obscolene wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:Maybe Zbrush if I have the extra cash.
Just torrent it.
I plan on making money off of da game and if it takes off to apply for an LLC license so I'm trying to go legit and wave my big dick around. So I have to stick with licensed software.

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:10 am
by srifenbyxp
I'm now looking for:

2D animators (Crazy high speed need them)

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:12 am
by lntigracy
Gay project name

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:59 am
by srifenbyxp
Indeed it is

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:21 am
by Qustinnus
>revenue share

yikes sweaty

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:46 pm
by bman
sweety

Re: I'm making a video game - I need retards to join in my glory

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:39 pm
by srifenbyxp
Harken the call my re-tards

Almost at max cap staff. Need a single Programmer who fiddle diddles with Unity