/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:53 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Because I cut myself shaving. My hair doesn't naturally grow in that shape.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:04 pm**

OH shit i didnt even notice the W LMAO

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:04 pm**

>That sculpted physique
>That impeccable manscaping
>That chiseled jaw and goatee

10/10 would bang

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:23 pm**

D-das gay

>sculpted
Yeah outta silly putty maybe
>chiseled
It's an optical illusion caused by the beard, I assure you

I'll give you the manscaping one, though. I get really particular about that, because I get bored super easy.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:17 pm**

Spoiler:

sup

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:19 pm**

Colonic you look exactly like i pictured you after hearing your voice. Also i am curious do you browse /fa/? The way you talk about shoes makes me think that maybe you do

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:28 pm**

Nice hair, dude.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:34 pm**

Wyzack wrote:Colonic you look exactly like i pictured you after hearing your voice. Also i am curious do you browse /fa/? The way you talk about shoes makes me think that maybe you do

i do indeed cop

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:38 pm**

clearly my ss13 detective skills are bleeding in to real life

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:36 pm**

The most shit eating grin in all of spacemans

Good dude

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:44 pm**

well u know i like to scat out sometimes.....

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:05 am**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:why were you in canada

I have friends there. They are so kind.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:58 am**

They're gonna have rotten underfloor

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:56 am**

can things even rot in canada

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:39 pm**

Maccus wrote:colonic looks and sounds like he wants to play league professionally

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:37 pm**

every time

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:55 pm**

ColonicAcid wrote:can things even rot in canada

Southwestern ontario (really the only part of canada that matter, HONK) is generally warmer than many places in the united states

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:14 pm**

you're in the same latitude as me you can't fool me it doesnt get hot in england.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:42 pm**

It is like 30 degrees out over here. I mean it was yesterday, today is cooler because it is overcast and probably gonna rain but we get hot summers. I mean hot by my standards anyways. I know i am a true Canadian because i prefer 12 degree weather to 30 degree weather. Cant stand when it gets too hot

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:02 pm**

30 degrees isn't even that bad in a low humidity country.

but 25 degrees in a country where its like 90% humid and i literally feel like death.

the fucking sweat doesnt evaporate, it literally sticks to you its disgusting and its just a kill me situation.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:55 pm**

It's averaging about 85-90 degrees here, but the humidity just makes it so much worse. I have the AC on in my car and when I step out of it my glasses just immediately fog up.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:12 am**

I'd love to have people come visit just to experience the absolute shittiest combination of weathers.

In the winter we average 100+ inches of snowfall
In the summer the temperature can get up into the mid 90's
...and since we're still surrounded by all that wonderful humidity that blows down from Canada and comes off the lakes it gets to be the nastiest, muggiest fucking shithole.

So we have two seasons: shoveling and sweating.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:30 am**

Wait I thought new York was the place where people started lighting thier cars on fire and running around screaming when they get like 6 inches of snow

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:43 am**

Wyzack wrote:Wait I thought new York was the place where people started lighting thier cars on fire and running around screaming when they get like 6 inches of snow

Only for the first snow. Every time after that it's "eh fuck it, whatsa a little snow gon do"

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:29 am**

New York City, maybe

Anything rural or suburban is just "eh fuck it"

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:37 am**

Wyzack wrote:Wait I thought new York was the place where people started lighting thier cars on fire and running around screaming when they get like 6 inches of snow

Haha. No.
NYC maybe. People who live there are soft.

Around here it's not uncommon to go outside and everything is buried. I remember years where we had to go out the second floor windows and dig down to get out of the house.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:16 am**

Wyzack wrote:Wait I thought new York was the place where people started lighting thier cars on fire and running around screaming when they get like 6 inches of snow

Complete opposite end of the country. In the South if we get snow we start cannibalizing our young and martial law is declared.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:29 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:00 am**

Spoiler:

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:55 am**

wow maccus howd you find the cover of brad pitt's new mixtape??

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:42 am**

I'm hosting a big backyard party this weekend and I want that jacket.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:44 am**

CA has already had temp in the 110s this year

If you've never been in temperature that hot it's hard to describe it. It stops being hot at some point and you start to feel yourself die

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:07 pm**

It was 90 here on base, we aren't supposed to get the 110s until next week

I'm going to park my ass on one of the central vents and just sleep

Posted: **Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:24 pm**

i look like a soft boiled egg left out in the sun too long

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:26 am**

Sonny side up.

It's been a few years, so surely you're at least 18 by now.

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:11 pm**

Spoiler:

my grin after a balanced diet of shit

ALSO COMPLETELY UNRELATED WHILST I WAS TAKING THE PICTURE I FOUND OUT HOW PEOPLE CAN MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE NO FUCKING SPOTS THE CAMERA HAS A "BEAUTY MODE" THAT LITERALLY BLURS AND SMUDGES ALL OF THE SMALL DETAILS OF YOUR FACE.

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL THIS TIME, ALL THOSE FACEBOOK PICTURES, IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

aAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:46 pm**

Because Irish said he hated it :^)

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:12 pm**

Fucking ridiculous

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:49 pm**

champagne wishes dirty white bitches man this shit is fuckinnnnnnnn ridiculous

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:27 am**

Look how fuckin shitty my biceps are lmao

Spoiler:

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:20 am**

tedward1337 wrote:Because Irish said he hated it :^)

wow tedward your gf looking good these days

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:42 am**

tedward the basic bitch

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:33 pm**

I've gotten Starbucks coffee right now so yeah pretty much

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:07 pm**

tedward1337 wrote:I've gotten Starbucks coffee right now so yeah pretty much

>Is Canadian
>Doesn't get Timmies
The fuck fam?

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:27 pm**

Tim hortons coffee actually tastes like shit. We just drink it because it is convenient and used to be really cheap

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:33 pm**

fucking race traitor right here boys

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:11 pm**

I am literally drinking a large from timmies as i type this. Doesn't mean i have to like it, just means i am too addicted to caffeine to give a shit. That is the true Canadian way

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:16 pm**

Wyzack wrote:That is the true Canadian weh

Clearly not Canadian enough, eh?

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:17 pm**

ITT: Ameriburgers try to shame my national identity. Call the queen the commonwealth is being oppressed.

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:54 pm**

The only royalty we acknowledge is Burger King

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:11 pm**

Hortons is good, but the tea actually sucks so smh

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