2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:16 am #488248

Brexit: UK asks EU for further extension until 30 June
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47825841

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Malkevin » Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:00 pm #488285

Apparently the House of Commons was full of shit yesterday (pipe leak)

Edit: Also apparently the Paddies are now a French colony.


Also also, the Frogs are currently saying Non Non Non to the extension.
So No Deal is looking more likely.

Speaking of which, the EU has caved in on the Irish Border and is planning to allow visa free travel through the EU for UK passport holders.
So that, and the fact that we'd still trade under current terms for two years (as per WTO rules) in the event of NODEAL, NODEAL suddenly isn't looking like as much of an issue.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:04 pm #488295

Malkevin wrote:Apparently the House of Commons was full of shit yesterday (pipe leak)

Edit: Also apparently the Paddies are now a French colony.


Also also, the Frogs are currently saying Non Non Non to the extension.
So No Deal is looking more likely.

Speaking of which, the EU has caved in on the Irish Border and is planning to allow visa free travel through the EU for UK passport holders.
So that, and the fact that we'd still trade under current terms for two years (as per WTO rules) in the event of NODEAL, NODEAL suddenly isn't looking like as much of an issue.

But I was told the sky was falling. The people telling me it was were very insistent.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:20 pm #488296

Malkevin wrote:the EU has caved in on the Irish Border

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:55 pm #488341

Consider-
The people negotiating for both sides don't want this, and they all have shares in companies in both the UK and the EU. They do not want to lose money, and fucking over either side too hard will lose them money

They'll figure it out, it's all just a big show on who can swing their balls around and be the big guy in the room

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Malkevin » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:48 am #489064

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:12 am #489080

COME ON AND LET ME KNOW
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:30 pm #490019

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:46 pm #490021

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:33 am #490103

Apparently the report was kinda released but with a bunch of redactions
https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/s ... report.pdf

Didn't read, don't care
Someone else can look at it and say what the witch hunt actually found

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:13 pm #490127

Literally Nothing. There's no "Maybe" Verdict in the court of law. Now the DemoncRATS are using that trump said the f word in a moment of exasperation over the witch hunt as PROOF HES 100% GUILTY WE JUST CANT FIND THE EVIDENCE
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:33 pm #490149

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:21 pm #490246

But he didst not.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Incomptinence » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:07 pm #490380

Did he obstruct justice by not colluding?

Darn.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:31 pm #490388

Incomptinence wrote:Did he obstruct justice by not colluding?

Darn.

If he had colluded then they could bust him for it. By not colluding he took that away from them and made the FBI look like assholes.

Obstruction of Justice

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Malkevin » Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:51 pm #490389

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:09 pm #490391

i wonder if all the muslims are going to hold hands and make a human chain around churches to protect them now
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:43 am #490560

Super Aggro Crag wrote:But he didst not.



Incomptinence wrote:Did he obstruct justice by not colluding?

Darn.


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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Incomptinence » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:38 pm #490561

Alright but what the fuck is a nexus?

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:47 pm #490562

a nexus between the act and an official proceeding
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:37 pm #490634

>Either let the FBI manufacture a crime or "obstruct" the obviously malevolent investigation

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:20 am #490663

Sounds like that guy in Washington state recently
>Police try to enter house without warrant
>Guy says no
>Police instead arrest him for obstruction

If someone is looking for 'obstruction', then they will find it regardless of what happens. You could be cuffed and in the back of a police car and doing everything they tell you, if they want to slap that on you, they will find a way
So what did the guy actually find about Russia? Or any other foreign power? I'd be more interested in seeing if there's any Saudi or Israeli connections, they're more dangerous, influential, and capable than Russia when it comes to fucking with elections and politicians, and have a long history of doing it too.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Wed Apr 24, 2019 4:07 am #490675

No, the trick is finding enough obstruction to carry on indictment, which is currently not the case. Even Nancy admitted that.
The report is literally about "Russian interference", so probably nothing about other countries. Though Russian interference has been proven.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:31 am #490820

Sounds like it didn't really tell us anything new then

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:28 am #490835

Dozens of people got charged with a crime during the whole ordeal, so that's something.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby IkeTG » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:36 pm #490866

seems fitting that the thing that saved trump's career is being surrounded by utter insubordination
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby ohnopigeons » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:33 am #490887

>a russian clickbait farm is electoral interference

are we still doing this meme
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:34 am #490895

lumbermancer is a russian bot
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:37 am #490896

ohnopigeons wrote:>a russian clickbait farm is electoral interference

are we still doing this meme

Hey now. That was at least a couple thousand dollars in facebook posts.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:29 am #490906

ohnopigeons wrote:>a russian clickbait farm is electoral interference

are we still doing this meme


*injects sql*
*violates your sovereignty*
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:56 am #490909

I might have a short memory, but aren't those voter registries public record anyway?

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Malkevin » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:11 am #490926

SQL Injection really shouldn't be a thing anymore.
It's the result of lazy incompetent web devs who have no right to have a job.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby leibniz » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:22 am #490927

Malkevin wrote:SQL Injection really shouldn't be a thing anymore.
It's the result of lazy incompetent web devs who have no right to have a job.


You can't really rely on the govment not to fuck up, this is why paper ballots are the way to go.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Grazyn » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:54 pm #490948

That's to be expected when the job is given to the lowest bidder, but that's just how governments work.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:27 pm #490963

Malkevin wrote:SQL Injection really shouldn't be a thing anymore.

Some state and federal systems are so out of date they're running on vacuum tubes and punch cards.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Screemonster » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:00 am #491051

cedarbridge wrote:
Malkevin wrote:SQL Injection really shouldn't be a thing anymore.

Some state and federal systems are so out of date they're running on vacuum tubes and punch cards.

The terminal like three feet away from me at work right now is running windows xp and it's related to the national power grid, we're not supposed to have access to anything besides the fullscreen application that runs on it 24/7 but it's xp so getting to the actual desktop is trivial if I actually wanted to
in most cases they actually can't legally update these systems without going through a massive approvals process for whatever new system they want to implement and it's easier to just fudge some workaround

same with rail franchises in the UK, there are some stations that are effectively closed and permanently run "rail replacement" bus services because a train would literally be pointless, likewise some routes only run one train a week snuck in between the actually worthwhile services and the train is always empty, because "technically" that means the service is still running, and it's actually cheaper to send an empty train down the track once a week than it is to go through all the bureaucratic bullshit of officially closing that route

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri May 24, 2019 11:49 am #495310

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Grazyn » Mon May 27, 2019 6:59 am #495655

European elections, winning parties per country

Blue: conservatives, moderate right
Red: socialists, socdems
Black: nationalists/populists
Yellow: liberals
Pink: others

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Mon May 27, 2019 5:06 pm #495706

No matter how you look at it, it's all fucked
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon May 27, 2019 10:40 pm #495740

which color is the good guys
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Mon May 27, 2019 11:05 pm #495743

there's no good guys in politics
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby XSI » Tue May 28, 2019 5:41 am #495785

What he said
But the colours are
Red for the center-left(Socialists and commies)
Blue for the center-right(Sells-their-own-mom capitalists and vaguely religious 'state should legislate morality' parties)
Yellow for "Please dissolve our country and turn us into an EU vassal state"
Grey for "FUCK THE EU and maybe everyone else too"
And poland for 'other'

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Grazyn » Tue May 28, 2019 12:07 pm #495822

I guess "other" sounds better than "actual Nazis"

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue May 28, 2019 1:21 pm #495830

Seems like grey and poland are the ones i like the most then because i need a third world war in europe to secure more contracts
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Malkevin » Tue May 28, 2019 5:08 pm #495851

Here's the UK map of who came first

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue May 28, 2019 5:47 pm #495855

Nobody is gonna laff after next independence referendum in Scotland.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Tue May 28, 2019 6:07 pm #495856

Lumbermancer wrote:Nobody is gonna laff after next independence referendum in Scotland.

Speak for yourself.

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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue May 28, 2019 7:49 pm #495866

Go to bed Nigel.
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Re: 2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

Postby cedarbridge » Tue May 28, 2019 10:19 pm #495878

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