2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

[ThanatosRa]

The state of the world puts me in a state of existential dread.

[cynic716]

bongs explain your election

is the based guys winning or the cringe guys winning

The conservatives won, so now the british healthcare system is gonna be gutted and sold off to america OMEGALUL

bye bye free healthcare! bye bye!

[XSI]

As far as my knowledge goes, that's what all parties wanted anyway
Just with slightly different reasons and methods

[Flatulent]

bongs explain your election

is the based guys winning or the cringe guys winning

The conservatives won, so now the british healthcare system is gonna be gutted and sold off to america OMEGALUL

bye bye free healthcare! bye bye!

Are you retarded or just pretending? Boris promised to increase NHS funding and revive it in his campaign.

Not to mention Cons have been in power for 10 years now.

free healthcare sucks anyway and is only for poor people

[Super Aggro Crag]

"free" health"care".

[Grazyn]

Well they'll have an extra £350 million a week to fund the NHS now that they don't have to pay the EU membership fee.

[XSI]

I'd bet money on it that it won't go to the NHS. It's going to go to some politician's personal pet project or goes missing somewhere along the way

[Lumbermancer]

"free" health"care".

[oranges]

free healthcare sucks anyway and is only for poor people

apparently the education is lacking also

[oranges]

I'd bet money on it that it won't go to the NHS. It's going to go to some politician's personal pet project or goes missing somewhere along the way

the NHS is also going to lose subsidies from the EU

[Timonk]

And over here in Germany people are complaining because Merkel is still up there

[Anonmare]

I declare this thread no longer hip and fresh and consign it to the trash.

[Screemonster]

[Qbopper]

instead of being forced to listen to american politics i'm going to play an uno reverse card and make you listen to shit you don't care about

the provincial government of ontario continues to shock the people who voted them in (on promises of "one dollar beer" and "the other party is bad") by doing really dumb shit that absolutely nobody likes

despite this I cannot get over how the conservatives lost the last fed election to a man who literally was found in old photos wearing blackface, that's how absurdly unlikable and shitty their party is now

[Super Aggro Crag]

blackface is okay when one of ours does it

[XSI]

All politicians are scum until proven otherwise, so it is to be expected that they all have things like blackface, or Bloomberg saying transexuals are just 'men in dresses', or that black people deserve to be the target of stop and search policies

In other news
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/02/ ... 00060.html
Open borders going to quite literally kill a whole lot of people in europe at this rate

[Grazyn]

Zero cases in my area but local administration has shut everything down for a week, schools universities theatres cinemas gyms every public event except bars and restaurants. The "hot zones" where the epidemic started are quarantined, no one can enter or leave, with roadblocks set up by the military. You can check for yourself on Google maps

[XSI]

At least that is good effort
This shit is contageous for 7-14 days before symptoms show though, so until at least a week passed without further infections I'm going to say shit's still fucked

[Super Aggro Crag]

Zero cases in my area but local administration has shut everything down for a week, schools universities theatres cinemas gyms every public event except bars and restaurants. The "hot zones" where the epidemic started are quarantined, no one can enter or leave, with roadblocks set up by the military. You can check for yourself on Google maps

stay safe fuckboy

[Grazyn]

It's in my area now, they were supposed to reopen everything tomorrow, there will be an official decision later today

[Super Aggro Crag]

stay inside and wash your hands

[XivilaiAnaxes]

All the coronavirus fears are doing wonders for the stocks that I sold about 2 weeks ago, I am excited to reap the profit as the economy climbs out of the proverbial toilet after the crisis is over.

[Grazyn]

>catch coronavirus in the US
>check if it's covered by your insurance plan
>it's a novel, unknown disease, obviously it isn't covered
>die alone

[Super Aggro Crag]

>catch coronavirus in italy
>Go to your local crime lord on the day of his daughters wedding and ask him for a favor
>He gives you some cough syrup and now you have to help hide a body

[Screemonster]

>be a good citizen and go to get tested just to make sure you don't spread the disease
>that'll be three grand please
>lol no forget getting tested
>spread the disease

[DrPillzRedux]

Wash your hands before you put them anywhere near your nose/ears/mouth/eyes. COVID gets in through mucus membranes. Masks are pointless if you don't have eyeprotection.

This shit mutates rapidly. People cleared of the virus have been recatching it.

Good chance this'll be either the spanish flu (low end) or plague (high end) of our time.

[Grazyn]

Well the virus sucks. I didn't catch it yet and it's not widespread here but things are turning into a z-list disaster movie. The richest and most developed region is under quarantine. The entire region. Not that they will be able to enforce it but it's really bad.

[Flatulent]

haha oil crashed I’m fucked

[DrPillzRedux]

[Super Aggro Crag]

Liberals: THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE THE WORLD IS OVERPOPULATED WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF POLLUTION

Also liberals: NOOOOOOO PEOPLE ARE DYING NOT THE POOR HECKIN' TRASH BURNING COOFERINOS YOU GOTTA SAVE THEM!