by Whoisthere » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:13 am
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I hoped to see ten minutes of bears lazing around and now I don't want to live or procreate or even kill everyone anymore.
I used to make infomercial content and shit and oh my god it was awful I think there was an infomercial about caskets and coffins super cheap but I'm not sure.
Muzak and shit like stock photos drive my soul to a place that is worse than hell, literally, I'd rather be in hell right now and I don't mean pussy hell with milf succubi and futa demon girls I mean like hell where demons play horrible music on deepest parts of my soul by raping it (I had a nightmare like that once I went to hell and was promoted to like an average demon and was guarding a demon lord's manor and the demon lord had guests and one of the guests basically turned my soul inside out and played it with its penis and it was worse than seeing the love of your life get raped and killed or whateve)
it was pretty awful but not nearly as awful as stock photos I'm being serious
stock photos are like
like if your hope was a wound or something
and you pour stock photos or infomercials on it
and they are like acid and only the charred, burned bone remains
Billy Mays doesn't count tho he's not nearly as bad
Sad elegy
Highly suitable for use in funerals