2020 politics containment thread: covid edition

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:10 pm #557646

here's your new thread

as a starting post, the government of canada is rolling out more support programs, this time aimed at students/young adults who would normally be getting work about now

nice to know I'll be able to avoid death

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:12 pm #557647

reporting from US, everyone is dead, i havent seen another face in months

cynic716 · Post by **cynic716** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:15 pm #557648

Reporting from the us, just killed a guy and logged into his computer, haven't seen another face in 5 minutes

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:16 pm #557649

IkeTG wrote:reporting from US, everyone is dead, i havent seen another face in months

can i have americas guns

cynic716 · Post by **cynic716** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:17 pm #557651

I HATE politics, they make me SHIT and also CUM and then I CRY.

Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:36 pm

Qbopper wrote:
IkeTG wrote:reporting from US, everyone is dead, i havent seen another face in months
can i have americas guns

you'll have to come to walmart for that sorry

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:11 pm #557915

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
IkeTG wrote:reporting from US, everyone is dead, i havent seen another face in months
can i have americas guns
you'll have to come to walmart for that sorry

“I don’t shot at Walmart I’m only there sometimes for the guns but I don’t shop at Walmart”

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:17 pm #557916

Qbopper wrote:
IkeTG wrote:reporting from US, everyone is dead, i havent seen another face in months
can i have americas guns

You can have mine, but I'll warn you, it's 80+ years old and the machining isn't great so you really gotta work it to load it. I don't know why I bought into the nugget memes.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:00 am #558060

Dutch virus news-
We're bored of it and removing some restrictions soon(tm)

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:03 am #558326

I work from home for now and my trumpbix went to a credit card.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:23 am #558328

i heard the only good candidate got killed by black people in exchange for biden who is a raper apparently
so i guess the american people have to decide which candidate is less (or more?) rapey

anyway i assume it'll be big boy trump who wins, no amount of idiocy (or lost american lives) can stop him

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:28 am #558333

CNN: Remember to believe all women* who report sexual assault except this one because we debunked it even though we broke it 25 years ago but don't worry that didn't happen we removed the video and copyright striked the mirrors.

Also tourism is a toxic industry.

_{*Feminism is about gender equality and is perfectly capable of handling mens issues but also only believe women who report sexual assault.}

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:34 am #558335

oh yeah you're like an mra

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:40 am #558337

(watch the us bail them out)
okay i looked into it and they aren't getting bailed out thank god

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:23 am #559935

Dont vote Joe Biden 2020 he's a demented pedo and I can back at least one of these claims up

Ayy Lemoh · Post by **Ayy Lemoh** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:36 am #559939

This is a certified bruh moment

yes, you could argue "no that's just poor wording" however that's the point of it being so fucking awful lmao why is he even calling out jews specifically lmao

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:44 am #559941

Timonk wrote:Dont vote Joe Biden 2020 he's a demented pedo and I can back at least one of these claims up

american politics be like okay you got two old dying fellas one of them is a pedophile and the other just told our nation to inject disinfectant.
both are going to keep the status quo

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:16 am

Ayy Lemoh wrote:
This is a certified bruh moment

yes, you could argue "no that's just poor wording" however that's the point of it being so fucking awful lmao why is he even calling out jews specifically lmao

because orthodox jews all live together and ignored the warnings and theres a lot of them are old fuckers so they're dropping like flies

Lumbermancer · Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:39 am

par for the course in Israel

https://www.timesofisrael.com/hasidim-c ... ghborhood/

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:06 am #560008

I'd rather want mr inject desinfectant than Mr I sniff baby heads

The last good candidate to my knowledge was Andrew Yang

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:21 pm #560036

So then just quarantine the orthodox jews and let them handle it themselves if they don't want to work with the rest of society

They'll get through it fine, die off, or decide to rejoin society. All these outcomes are fine results for their own choices

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:06 pm #560079

Timonk wrote:I'd rather want mr inject desinfectant than Mr I sniff baby heads

The last good candidate to my knowledge was Andrew Yang

i just wanted anyone who wasn't going to try and keep exactly what we have right now and that went out the window

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:40 pm #560083

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terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri May 01, 2020 10:24 am #560187

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Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Fri May 01, 2020 11:27 am #560195

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Fri May 01, 2020 3:52 pm

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Post by **oranges** » Mon May 04, 2020 3:16 am #560498

Timonk wrote:Dont vote Joe Biden 2020 he's a demented pedo and I can back at least one of these claims up

go on then

Super Aggro Crag · Mon May 04, 2020 3:20 am

oranges wrote:
Timonk wrote:Dont vote Joe Biden 2020 he's a demented pedo and I can back at least one of these claims up
go on then

u cant even vote

Post by **oranges** » Mon May 04, 2020 3:21 am #560500

I just want to see it

Super Aggro Crag · Mon May 04, 2020 3:54 am

oranges wrote:I just want to see it

XivilaiAnaxes · Mon May 04, 2020 6:46 am

Reporting from Australia - I haven't actually noticed anything other than my gym being closed (reeeee)

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon May 04, 2020 10:57 am #560534

Same really
Nothing big changed, just that the pool I was looking to go swim at closed

Tlaltecuhtli · Mon May 04, 2020 12:59 pm

wasted happening on boomer virus instead of aliens, ww3, internet shut down or esotheric magic

Mon May 04, 2020 1:32 pm

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
oranges wrote:I just want to see it

Me on the left

Jack7D1 · Post by **Jack7D1** » Mon May 04, 2020 1:50 pm #560565

How get anime gf IRL?

Mon May 04, 2020 1:52 pm

Jack7D1 wrote:How get anime gf IRL?

You're gonna have to isekai, all the cool kids are doing it via truck these days

Istoprocent1 · Mon May 04, 2020 2:29 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon May 04, 2020 7:30 pm #560589

Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

"this man couldn't even keep windows virus free" okay lady shut the fuck up right there

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon May 04, 2020 9:38 pm #560605

this is america.

Mon May 04, 2020 9:40 pm

Armhulen wrote:
this is america.

he's right though you shouldnt do it

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Mon May 04, 2020 9:41 pm #560608

what if I chew the potion instead

Post by **oranges** » Mon May 04, 2020 10:20 pm #560614

Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

no wonder your brain is rotted

Mon May 04, 2020 11:10 pm

Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

In an internet full of stupid shit, this video sits on a stool in the corner wearing a dunce hat.

Istoprocent1 · Tue May 05, 2020 9:03 am

oranges wrote:no wonder your brain is rotted

It was the funny cat pictures and free nudes on the internet that really smoothened my prefrontal cortex.

Why would people say that the video is too outrageous though?

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Tue May 05, 2020 9:51 am #560647

talking about brainrot....

rotten*

Post by **oranges** » Wed May 06, 2020 11:13 am #560754

exposure to the internet turned my brain into a marble

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed May 06, 2020 11:39 am #560755

This thread needs to be renamed to corvid edition so I can post pictures of crows

Denton · Post by **Denton** » Thu May 07, 2020 9:10 pm #561022

Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

What in the name of mental retardation am I watching
Can America fix their shitty public school system already so I don't have to look at this garbage anymore

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu May 07, 2020 9:13 pm #561023

Denton wrote:
Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I
What in the name of mental retardation am I watching
Can America fix their shitty public school system already so I don't have to look at this garbage anymore

don't worry it'll be better now that we have to do it online!!

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Fri May 08, 2020 12:29 pm #561100

Istoprocent1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbNsdiQe0I

i watched like 5 minutes of this and i subconciously grabbed my tinfoil hat so im shielded from the superbug virus rays from wuhan
guess who dosent have corona right now