is anyone still pissed about bidets

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is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:55 pm #577713

cuz my new place has them and i am converted


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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby Space Panda » Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:08 am #577772

why would someone be pissed at bidets

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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby Lumbermancer » Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:39 am #577774

ask grazyn
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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Oct 01, 2020 2:14 am #577776

Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?
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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby Space Panda » Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:36 am #577788

ThanatosRa wrote:Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?


yes. unfortunately I couldn't find any pictures of bald red pandas

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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby Grazyn » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:39 pm #577978

Glad to see someone convert to civilization

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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby iksyp » Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:11 pm #577982

no just take a shower lmao
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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby Farquaar » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:49 pm #577989

The expectation of pure and total bodily cleanliness is a false idol.
Every inch of your skin is coated in fungal spores and bacteria at this very moment. Unless you're cleaning your buttcrack with 75% alcohol, your butt is contaminated; teeming with microscopic lifeforms, even after a shower or bidet.
If you don't stink, and you don't have any visible filth on your body, then you're sufficiently clean to live and participate in society.

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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby cacogen » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:37 pm #578004

Imagine having your asshole tickled playfully by a stream of water. I can't imagine a worse sensation
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Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets

Postby ThanatosRa » Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:26 am #578028

I keep seeing my avatar and thinking someone else is posting before reading name and the stupid shit I say.
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