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is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:55 pm
by ThanatosRa
cuz my new place has them and i am converted
all hail
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:08 am
by Space Panda
why would someone be pissed at bidets
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:39 am
by Lumbermancer
ask grazyn
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 2:14 am
by ThanatosRa
Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:36 am
by Space Panda
ThanatosRa wrote:Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?
yes. unfortunately I couldn't find any pictures of bald red pandas
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:39 pm
by Grazyn
Glad to see someone convert to civilization
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:11 pm
by iksyp
no just take a shower lmao
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:49 pm
by Farquaar
The expectation of pure and total bodily cleanliness is a false idol.
Every inch of your skin is coated in fungal spores and bacteria at this very moment. Unless you're cleaning your buttcrack with 75% alcohol, your butt is contaminated; teeming with microscopic lifeforms, even after a shower or bidet.
If you don't stink, and you don't have any visible filth on your body, then you're sufficiently clean to live and participate in society.
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:37 pm
by cacogen
Imagine having your asshole tickled playfully by a stream of water. I can't imagine a worse sensation
Re: is anyone still pissed about bidets
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:26 am
by ThanatosRa
I keep seeing my avatar and thinking someone else is posting before reading name and the stupid shit I say.